have you shagged ariane yet?

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lol ariane otm
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WTfuckingF

U GUYS SHE HAS A MYSPACE:

http://www.myspace.com/arianeb

anyway the trick to hot tub sex is to play truth or dare in the hot tub

they had this plan on "Undeclared" iirc

"Cyberspace Wench"

Female
38 years old

who was it said they wished she was a cougar?

Wow, it didn't take you long to really do an incredible job with your profile girly! You're so freakin smart! 'smacks gbcue, you took my spot :P It's been really great getting to know you Ari, I admire your analytical mind and you have fun games, I will score with you yet dangit!

^^this is from "chantal" btw

monkeyfritters
01-29-2007, 12:57 AM
i caught my first virtual std from ariane.... carpal tunnel syndrome.

I got her pants off, then: Hey this was fun, but I am losing the mood. There is more to me than just my boobs.
On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 8.

xpost not nearly as ST as other Ds.

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anyway the trick to hot tub sex is to play truth or dare in the hot tub

Untrue! I played this twice, with the following results:

(1) Drank too much wine and she passed out

(2) Quickly got her in the hot tub and made out a bunch. Three options: drink wine, make out again, or play truth or dare. I'm bored with making out and I don't want to ply her with too much wine again, so I go with truth or dare. She says: "Romance is in the air and all you want to do is play games?" And apparently that is a date-killer.

Because you know how it is on first dates, when girls are like "look, if you don't want to do me right this second, you need to get the hell out of my house"

guys i can't beat this game

probably cuz i cant find the "would you like to listen to the plies version of snoop dogg and akon's smash single 'i wanna fuck you'?" option

michael jackson???
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yeah hot tub truth or dar led to me touching her "breasts" (pretty lol that they use "breasts" but also "pussy") and then her saying "what happened to foreplay?"

See, long long time ago (fifteen years at least), I remember in Loaded magazine a review of a "date Jo Guest" game which sounded very similar to some of these scenarios.

probably cuz i cant find the "would you like to listen to the plies version of snoop dogg and akon's smash single 'i wanna fuck you'?" option

LOL i was looking for futuresex lovesound

before you go for the puss, you have to rub her shoulders, back and butt first. also if you click directly on the nips you can lick them.

you can do this jordan, i know you can!

;_;

gr8080 is this game's Hitch

also maybe leave her a cute myspace comment before you reload the game again?? couldnt hurt.

ARIANE NATION

I am addicted to this and I hate myself, in the same way I hate myself when I come home at 1am and eat nothing but a huge bag of crisps washed down with beer.

This may be something to do with the fact that I got the two girls in the pool on my first go and haven't successfully progressed beyond this in 25 subsequent attempts.

Also I would never date such a lightweight.

sadly otm

I AM SO TIRED OF THE FIRST 10 OR 15 MOVES IN THIS GAME. CAN WE JUST START IN THE BACK YARD ALREADY?!

otm

Also I would never date such a lightweight.

-- Matt DC, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:21 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sadly otm

-- gr8080, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:22 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

QFfuckingT

figuring out the stripper routine is annoying

sexy dance/chair dance/take off skirt/pole dance/take off top/pole dance/rub body

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Thank you for your honesty, but it is my policy not to date teenagers. I'm a little too old for you.
Glad to have met you, thanks for stopping by.

she's still nipping while she says that, though

she's also really bad at math, if you're 18 or 19

Adriane (ft. [ban me] & Paul Wall)- Still Nippin'

I HAVE SUCKED THE NIPS

I kind of want to go in there while she's not home and redecorate her house. Is this 1981?

how?!!!

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ME IN THE HOT TUP POST DARING HER TO MAKE OUT:

kiss->make out'>massage->"fondle breasts"->take off top->"hey i'm not into nude fondling"

WTF

am i not scrolling over the right thing?

makeout > take off shirt > rub tittays > suck the nips

it is kind of funny how you've been at this 24 hours and still cant score.

xpost

What's the pic for nip sucking? It's got to be awful.

bcuz even after we go skinny dipping w/ other chick we go into the hot tub alone and she has her top back on >_<

hm ok

my problem is that i'm really impatient

it is kind of funny how you've been at this 24 hours and still cant score.

-- gr8080, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

i've gathered this

The best I've done so far is sex twice (with the lights off), a sloshed-on-liquor nude feel up on her table right before she passes out and a game of Marco Polo in the pool with Ariane and her friend (once nude, twice splitting the bikini).

I think I went something like kiss > wine > french kiss > shoulders > tits > wine > take off shirt > french kiss > tits > suck the nips > back > take off pants > tits > fail

This was on the couch, btw.