Maybe you should lie down on this couch ...
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:30 (fifteen years ago) link
As long as said couch isn't made of the same vinyl Renault used to make the seats of the 14GTL, then fine...(I mean, that plastic that would stick to your legs in summer if you wore shorts)
― snoball, Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:33 (fifteen years ago) link
try this couch:http://www.ritzsite.net/63Stude/1963_Studebaker_Lark_Wagonaire_rear_seat.JPG
― my inbox so hot (will), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:35 (fifteen years ago) link
heh xpost
Surely the GTL would have had cloth seats, Snoball? Wow.
But yeh, I recall the searing agony of melting-hot vinyl against skinny white thigh. I have a strong eidetic memory of getting into my dad's orange 1973 Datsun Sunny by the side of Stanley Park in Blackpool one beautiful summer's day and ... AARGH, JESUS, THE PAIN.
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:37 (fifteen years ago) link
check this big fuck off suv-antecedent/convertible action
http://michaelelyard.com/CarsMC%20of%20Europe.htm
1938 Mercedes Benz G4 (as in 4WD)
"Only 38 of these were ever produced, primarily for the upper military elite of the 3rd Reich. One was given to Italian dictator Benito Mussolini, and others were used in the occupation of Austria and Czechoslovakia."
^^^ this somehow makes total sense
― my inbox so hot (will), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:43 (fifteen years ago) link
Took me fucking ages to find a picture of a 1973 (actually: this would be '72, I think) Datsun Sunny.
http://farm1.static.flickr.com/49/183706410_e5f2e21332_m.jpg
And I've totally confused myself as to what the 120Y was, and where that fitted in. One to ponder another time, perhaps.
I trapped my thumb in the door of ours when I was a kid, as well. I think it was the next Sunny:
http://www.fortunecity.co.uk/pitstop/racer/108/images/dat_48.gif
in which I burned my thumb on the cigarette lighter. (What does this do? Ooh, look, it glows! *PRESS* ... aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaargh!)
― grimly fiendish, Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Aww, the Sunny is kind of cute.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:46 (fifteen years ago) link
take two
http://i27.photobucket.com/albums/c163/wvferrell/merc.jpg
― my inbox so hot (will), Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:48 (fifteen years ago) link
Whoa! I just noticed it's a six-wheeler.
― Johnny Fever, Thursday, 4 December 2008 23:53 (fifteen years ago) link
The Aztek is still the champion of this thread though. The comments from Aztek owners in http://www.codinghorror.com/blog/archives/000321.html are hilarious.
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 5 December 2008 00:37 (fifteen years ago) link
http://files.nireblog.com/blogs4/ossimpsons1/files/20041201canyonero.jpg
― The Most Photographed Barn on the Internet (Pillbox), Friday, 5 December 2008 01:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm not old enough to remember the last time there was a giant stink about the government bailing out an auto manufacturer, but the story damn near tells itself.
http://www.allpar.com/photos/plymouth/volare/volare-fleet.jpg
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Let's try that again.
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:08 (fifteen years ago) link
wow, that's annoying.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 December 2008 02:09 (fifteen years ago) link
What led me to that picture was actually my looking for a picture of the family car when I was a wee one. It was a 1975 Plymouth Volare 4-door. And it looked exactly like this:
http://www.allpar.com/model/aspen-pix/Aspen-01.jpg
That is a picture of a Dodge Aspen. It's the exact same car. So frickin' hot they had to make it twice.
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:10 (fifteen years ago) link
(Honestly, it's not half as bad in any other color. But that's the color we had.)
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:12 (fifteen years ago) link
(And all apologies for my hotlinks not working. It is damned annoying.)
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:15 (fifteen years ago) link
The Volare also came in a 2-door coupe.
http://www.moparautos.com/images/80volare.jpg
Something about this car says, "Check out how my gold chain shines in the midst of my chest hair. You know, I submitted a science fiction story to Playboy last month. They never got back to me."
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Here it is for anyone who can't see it
http://i36.tinypic.com/29bj6nk.jpg
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 December 2008 02:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Aw... I even checked that one in a different browser. Sigh.
Anyway, yeah. There she is.
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link
And here's the first pic I so arrogantly tried to post:
http://tittysprinkles.net/images/ilx/volare-fleet.jpg
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:35 (fifteen years ago) link
You could fill this thread with American cars but anyway
http://www.thevso.com/Stage2/images/blog/08-06-22%20APG/pt-cruiser-2007.jpg
http://static.howstuffworks.com/gif/autoreview/400x266/2007-Porsche-Cayenne-06605141990001.jpg
^ IT'S A FUCKING PORSCHE
― Brunswicki and Footescray (Autumn Almanac), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:38 (fifteen years ago) link
also good call on that revolting BMW X6 thing.
The Porsche... Cayenne? God in heaven. Can't wait for the 2010 Porsche Canyonero.
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:45 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.megangolf.com/uploaded_images/renault-megane.JPGbaby got back. seemingly only driven as real estate agent company cars.
That Porsche looks like a steer's skull, and pretty much cheapens the entire company image.
Also lol at the the Coding Horror website with Aztek drivers defending the car; pretty much consists of 'I CAN FIT 3 BOOSTER SEATS IN THE BACK'.
― milling through the grinder, grinding through the mill (S-), Friday, 5 December 2008 02:50 (fifteen years ago) link
http://i34.tinypic.com/o6lhqu.jpg
― Kerm, Friday, 5 December 2008 02:53 (fifteen years ago) link
^ftw
― fiscal liberal (kenan), Friday, 5 December 2008 03:02 (fifteen years ago) link
...which segues nicely onto this, the Rover 213/216
i think that's what the sterling was based on. sold in the US in the late 80s/early 90s, touted as a combination of british "class"/"charm" and japanese reliability (it had an accord motor). big surprise, everything on the car that wasn't made by honda fell off in short order.http://www.aronline.co.uk/press/sterling_1.jpg
― Lawrence the Looter, Friday, 5 December 2008 03:15 (fifteen years ago) link
I forgot all about the Sterling.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 December 2008 03:16 (fifteen years ago) link
No one has made uglier ultra-luxury cars than the revived Maybach:
http://www.carforums.net/reviews/makes/pictures/maybach08.jpg
― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 December 2008 03:43 (fifteen years ago) link
"Hi, I'm a cross between the ugly early 2000s Benz and the monopoly car"http://www.news-blogs.com/_images/auto/maybach_57_2006.jpg
― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 December 2008 03:44 (fifteen years ago) link
Looks like someone melted and stretched a regular car.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 December 2008 03:56 (fifteen years ago) link
hahaha jon stewart just said he drove an amc gremlin in high school -- "the gremlin existed so drivers of the pinto could have something to shit on"
― Realistic Replicas of Incendiaries (get bent), Friday, 5 December 2008 04:09 (fifteen years ago) link
1985 mosler consulier GTP
http://img.timeinc.net/time/2007/50_cars/gtp1.jpg
― Realistic Replicas of Incendiaries (get bent), Friday, 5 December 2008 04:17 (fifteen years ago) link
that is terrible!
still can't believe that porsche shit-canned their racing activities (that give their road cars the race-tested aura) for a few years to produce the cayenne
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 5 December 2008 04:43 (fifteen years ago) link
subaru's 'jet-inspired' coupe of the '80s, variously called alcyone, XT or vortex:
http://images.drom.ru/reviews/photos/subaru/alcyone/alc4.JPG
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 5 December 2008 04:47 (fifteen years ago) link
worst-looking rally car of all time, the citroen BX 4TC
http://www.groupbrally.com/images/citroen/citroen_bx4tc_small.jpg
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 5 December 2008 04:53 (fifteen years ago) link
road version: even uglier!
http://koti.mbnet.fi/css/bx/4tc-3.jpg
― fela cooties (haitch), Friday, 5 December 2008 05:03 (fifteen years ago) link
It's clear that someone in Citroen said "let's build something exactly like an Audi, but make it ugly to throw people off the scent."
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 December 2008 05:11 (fifteen years ago) link
My first car: behold, the 1969 Austin 1800 MkII
http://www.aronline.co.uk/images/1800_05.jpg
Inherited from my grandmother. Tractor-sized steering wheel...big long spindly floor shift...manual choke, UGH...steered like a TANK...resplendent in shiny poo brown.... but goddamn I loved that car. Everyone I knew laughed at it, but all my tall friends secretly loved it because they never had to put the seat back when they sat in the front seat. Deceptively roomy.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 5 December 2008 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link
Throw in power steering and automatic transmission, and that car's just fine!
― David R., Friday, 5 December 2008 05:40 (fifteen years ago) link
that's not ugly!
― Realistic Replicas of Incendiaries (get bent), Friday, 5 December 2008 05:47 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, I wouldn't kick that car out of the garage.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 December 2008 05:50 (fifteen years ago) link
It looks almost like a VW Squareback with different cosmetics.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 December 2008 05:51 (fifteen years ago) link
yeah definitely. the grill is kind of busy but it seems pretty solid
― but this is ridiculous! (tremendoid), Friday, 5 December 2008 05:58 (fifteen years ago) link
awww. I've never seen so much Austin love in one place. You guys rule.Back in the day it was hailed as a 'triumph of engineering over design'. Its nickname was 'the land crab'.
xpost David R: automatic transmission entailed a crazy little flip switch on the dash console. Which, given the angle of the steering wheel and depth of the seats, always sounded kinda awkward to me. Not convinced autotrans was the way to go though. My girl was heav-y...you need the guts of the manual tranny to get it over the hills.
― VegemiteGrrrl, Friday, 5 December 2008 06:01 (fifteen years ago) link
I love how French auto design departments are so willfully insane. Here's a Peugeot 308RC.. still trying to clone a Audi (the TT I'm guessing) but just so utterly unholy in its wrongness.
http://www.carpages.co.uk/peugeot/peugeot_images/peugeot_308_rcz_05_08_07.jpg
― Chris Barrus (Elvis Telecom), Friday, 5 December 2008 06:11 (fifteen years ago) link
It's funny how real cars are starting to look more and more like Hot Wheels.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 5 December 2008 06:16 (fifteen years ago) link
that citroen rally car looks like someone just took a regular, shitty citroen wagon, nailed a spoiler on the back and slapped on some decals. And the road version looks like its door is smashed in.
― Indiespace Administratester (Hurting 2), Friday, 5 December 2008 06:17 (fifteen years ago) link