Is it REALLY a sin to fart?

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To answer the original question, why is a fart so hideous/disgusting?

Because the smell you perceive is the result of small particles entering your olfactory system. Those particles come directly from the anus of the emitter.

There you go. That's why.

Mark G, Friday, 4 February 2011 11:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Because the smell you perceive is the result of small particles entering your olfactory system.

I believe the science term for those is actually 'farticles'.

seminal fuiud (NickB), Friday, 4 February 2011 12:09 (thirteen years ago) link

JUST GO TO THE TOILET

i pl0p bombs like hiroshima (San Te), Friday, 4 February 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

I just hope that no-one in Malawi does a silent but violent one next do a group of people who have stopped in the street to chat then walks away quickly leaving them to get arrested.

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 4 February 2011 18:20 (thirteen years ago) link

very on topic...i was thrown out of CCD in 8th grade for farting loudly during confession. So i guess it is a sin.

Cultivating a manly musk puts your opponents on notice (chrisv2010), Friday, 4 February 2011 18:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Corinthians sez:

" 19 What? know ye not that your body is the temple of the Holy Ghost which is in you, which ye have of God, and ye are not your own?
20 For ye are bought with a price: therefore glorify God in your body, and in your spirit, which are God's."

I am certain the odd fart is excusable and our dear Lord may even find it part of what is charming and dear about the human race, but if you have excessive flatulence from unhealthy eating, or fail to excuse yourself after the first fart, it may very well be a sin.

I Don't Like Your Game (u s steel), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 08:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i almost always giggle to myself when i fart

my friend farted whilst i was eating my dinner last night, i pretty much railroaded him on it.

F-Unit (Ste), Wednesday, 9 February 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

old flatmate used to fart really loudly all the time, it got really annoying really quickly.
his girlfriend was around once and they were eating next to each other on the couch and he farted really loudly while slightly angled at her and said nothing. I said "the poor girl's eating man, give it a rest", she looked uncomfortable, but not as uncomfortable as him. had to say something though, dirty sod!

This was a couple of weeks after i told him to shut the bathroom door while pissing as i could here him while eating in the other room!

some people ay!

not_goodwin, Wednesday, 9 February 2011 15:35 (thirteen years ago) link

ive been letting some real beanie ones go today. my office is like a fartbox, the heat is on full blast and i have the door closed. Pretty sure i might pass out from the smell of my own farts.

OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Thursday, 10 February 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

that's called "Getting high on your own supply"

Mark G, Friday, 11 February 2011 09:49 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ godwin

NI, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 13:13 (thirteen years ago) link

Does anyone actually fart for a living? Is it like singing for your supper?

Jospeh Pujol, 'Le Petomane', did exactly that. He used to break wind, musically, on stage. Wowed audiences across France in the 19th Century.

There's a 60s or 70s film starring Leonard Rossiter of Rising Damp / Reggie Perrin fame playing him. May have it on vhs somewhere.

Stevolende, Wednesday, 23 February 2011 17:27 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-shropshire-12647702

Algerian Goalkeeper, Saturday, 5 March 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link

two years pass...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c69KdpdBmhY

Algerian Goalkeeper, Friday, 10 May 2013 15:18 (eleven years ago) link

four years pass...

can we get a good ol friday settle-it-once-for-all discussion on this one

i n f i n i t y (∞), Friday, 2 June 2017 16:07 (seven years ago) link


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