anyway the trick to hot tub sex is to play truth or dare in the hot tub
they had this plan on "Undeclared" iirc
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:00 (sixteen years ago) link
"Cyberspace Wench"
Female 38 years old
who was it said they wished she was a cougar?
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:02 (sixteen years ago) link
Wow, it didn't take you long to really do an incredible job with your profile girly! You're so freakin smart! 'smacks gbcue, you took my spot :P It's been really great getting to know you Ari, I admire your analytical mind and you have fun games, I will score with you yet dangit!
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:04 (sixteen years ago) link
^^this is from "chantal" btw
monkeyfritters 01-29-2007, 12:57 AM i caught my first virtual std from ariane.... carpal tunnel syndrome.
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:07 (sixteen years ago) link
I got her pants off, then: Hey this was fun, but I am losing the mood. There is more to me than just my boobs. On a scale of 1 to 10, you get a 8.
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:10 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost not nearly as ST as other Ds.
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link
NERDCORE.JPG http://arianeb.com/images/nerdcore.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link
Untrue! I played this twice, with the following results:
(1) Drank too much wine and she passed out
(2) Quickly got her in the hot tub and made out a bunch. Three options: drink wine, make out again, or play truth or dare. I'm bored with making out and I don't want to ply her with too much wine again, so I go with truth or dare. She says: "Romance is in the air and all you want to do is play games?" And apparently that is a date-killer.
Because you know how it is on first dates, when girls are like "look, if you don't want to do me right this second, you need to get the hell out of my house"
― nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link
guys i can't beat this game
probably cuz i cant find the "would you like to listen to the plies version of snoop dogg and akon's smash single 'i wanna fuck you'?" option
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link
michael jackson??? http://arianeb.com/images/ariane26.jpg
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah hot tub truth or dar led to me touching her "breasts" (pretty lol that they use "breasts" but also "pussy") and then her saying "what happened to foreplay?"
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:14 (sixteen years ago) link
See, long long time ago (fifteen years at least), I remember in Loaded magazine a review of a "date Jo Guest" game which sounded very similar to some of these scenarios.
― Mark G, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link
LOL i was looking for futuresex lovesound
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link
before you go for the puss, you have to rub her shoulders, back and butt first. also if you click directly on the nips you can lick them.
you can do this jordan, i know you can!
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link
;_;
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link
gr8080 is this game's Hitch
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link
also maybe leave her a cute myspace comment before you reload the game again?? couldnt hurt.
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:18 (sixteen years ago) link
ARIANE NATION
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link
I am addicted to this and I hate myself, in the same way I hate myself when I come home at 1am and eat nothing but a huge bag of crisps washed down with beer.
This may be something to do with the fact that I got the two girls in the pool on my first go and haven't successfully progressed beyond this in 25 subsequent attempts.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Also I would never date such a lightweight.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link
sadly otm
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:22 (sixteen years ago) link
I AM SO TIRED OF THE FIRST 10 OR 15 MOVES IN THIS GAME. CAN WE JUST START IN THE BACK YARD ALREADY?!
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link
otm
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:26 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Matt DC, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:21 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
-- gr8080, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:22 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
QFfuckingT
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:29 (sixteen years ago) link
figuring out the stripper routine is annoying
sexy dance/chair dance/take off skirt/pole dance/take off top/pole dance/rub body
― robotsinlove, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/goodbye.jpg Thank you for your honesty, but it is my policy not to date teenagers. I'm a little too old for you. Glad to have met you, thanks for stopping by.
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link
she's still nipping while she says that, though
― nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link
she's also really bad at math, if you're 18 or 19
― nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link
Adriane (ft. [ban me] & Paul Wall)- Still Nippin'
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:41 (sixteen years ago) link
I HAVE SUCKED THE NIPS
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link
I kind of want to go in there while she's not home and redecorate her house. Is this 1981?
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link
how?!!!
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link
THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ME IN THE HOT TUP POST DARING HER TO MAKE OUT:
kiss->make out'>massage->"fondle breasts"->take off top->"hey i'm not into nude fondling"
WTF
am i not scrolling over the right thing?
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link
makeout > take off shirt > rub tittays > suck the nips
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link
it is kind of funny how you've been at this 24 hours and still cant score.
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link
xpost
What's the pic for nip sucking? It's got to be awful.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link
bcuz even after we go skinny dipping w/ other chick we go into the hot tub alone and she has her top back on >_<
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link
hm ok
my problem is that i'm really impatient
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link
-- gr8080, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
i've gathered this
The best I've done so far is sex twice (with the lights off), a sloshed-on-liquor nude feel up on her table right before she passes out and a game of Marco Polo in the pool with Ariane and her friend (once nude, twice splitting the bikini).
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I think I went something like kiss > wine > french kiss > shoulders > tits > wine > take off shirt > french kiss > tits > suck the nips > back > take off pants > tits > fail
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:49 (sixteen years ago) link
This was on the couch, btw.
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link
"i'm not into nude fondling"
lolz, like it's this whole other scene. "I've heard of people doing that, saw it on Real Sex on HBO. I won't judge, but I'm not into it."
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link
oh wait, it started with hair and there was another hair in there somewhere
hotub > wine > kiss > truth or dare > do her dare > she does her truth > dare her to take off her top > do her dare > dare her to take off her bottoms > do her dare > kiss > rub shoulders > grab tits > lick nips > rub back > rub butt > rub thighs > rub puss > http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link
lolllllllll @ gr80 explaining birds & bees to jordan sargent
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link