i've been on a conference call while taking a dump.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 15:45 (thirteen years ago) link
A video conference call
― furious styles p diddy kong (San Te), Friday, 11 February 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link
grunts and all
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 16:01 (thirteen years ago) link
my favorite mornings are the mornings when I have to go before I leave the house. After I get to work and have my coffee, I don't have to compete for the men's room (we have a single stall for like 50 people in my bldg).
― rockapads, Friday, 11 February 2011 17:14 (thirteen years ago) link
I guess I will never find out why waking up at 5 a.m. means a 10-minute toilet session at 4 p.m.
― A Alphabetical Leader (Abbbottt), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link
its your shitcadia rhythm
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:20 (thirteen years ago) link
I know I'm going to regret asking this but - does this imply that all of you go every day?
― ENBB, Friday, 11 February 2011 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link
to work?
― don't make me go plop the trunk (J0rdan S.), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
pretty much; when I eat poorly sometimes it's way more/less often.
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link
like clock work e. once a day every morning, my wife on the other hand sometimes goes a week. Dont get it.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link
hmmmm
Yeah, I'm more errr similar to your wife in this respect. I don't get it. I'm a vegetarian and eat tons of freaking fiber. I probably need some of that Activia stuff or something.
― ENBB, Friday, 11 February 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link
btw - x-post - Hi Lex!! :)
― ENBB, Friday, 11 February 2011 17:43 (thirteen years ago) link
she takes miralax and it doesn't work. she also drink what i call "shit tea".
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
activa had to change their slogan, because you guessed it...it was false.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:46 (thirteen years ago) link
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, February 11, 2011 12:45 PM (35 seconds ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
is this like that scene from 'austin powers'
― don't make me go plop the trunk (J0rdan S.), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
Oh yeah, I read about that a couple weeks ago.
― ENBB, Friday, 11 February 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link
hahaha hey babe! gotta love that I surfaced instead of lurk for THAT. i'm trying to train myself away from 11AM but have no idea how. it's, um.. shitty.
I do drink a lot of coffee so that might be why!
Everytime I think of the regularity of (anyone's) pooping habits I think of King of the Hill episode where Peggy and Hank go to the doctor and she tells dr how often Hank poops and when he last pooped and Hank is all "….what?"
― she started dancing to that (Finefinemusic), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.valleynaturals.com/swatches/50438_L_vvs_000.jpg
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link
its made from tree bark and sawdust or something.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:52 (thirteen years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUogmewRyc
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
she's convinced it works, i dont buy that herbal hippie bullshit. You need to shit, the remedy is a six pack of bud heavies and two shots of sambuca.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
BLAMMO
A trip to Captain D's always works for me.
― Groovy Goulet (pixel farmer), Friday, 11 February 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, there is a tea that makes your poops not feel like you are having an anal baby?
― Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Whatever bargain basement coffee we used to have at work would do the trick for me within 45 minutes, even if I had just shit. It was amazing.
But yeah, I am like a twice-daily person AT LEAST lately.(tmi poop etc)
― w/no hesitation (mh), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm a one or two poops per day person. If I poop three times in one day, I might start thinking 'oh that's not good', but otherwise two Yule logs a day is fine.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
ok I regret asking now
― ENBB, Friday, 11 February 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
;)
who knew this thread would ruin Yule logs
― CAN YOU GULP ANY LOUDER PISS WOMAN (DJP), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link
yes its clinically tested on your anus.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
steel cut oatmeal d00dz
― dayo, Saturday, 12 February 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
I eat oatmeal every day! It was my husband's hypothesis that the oatmeal was causing this phenomenon. I told him that doesn't make any sense.
― Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Saturday, 12 February 2011 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel that the only way to get to the bottom of this is to do a test - fast, and then set an alarm for 4-5 AM, and see what happens.
― dayo, Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link
surprised that this was not a chrisv revive, but damn he stepped up to the plate.
i had a roommate years ago who pooped first thing at home in the morning every day. happily, i got up later than he did, but i always knew where to find the sports section.
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
WHY DO YOU ALL TALK ABOUT POO ALL THE TIME WHYYYY
― Senor DingDong (Trayce), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf the word "poop" is the third word in the thread title
― HELP ýs DANCE FLORR??? (San Te), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link
I go between 10 and 1030 everyday (about an hour after my coffee - I like to have it when I come in first thing) and have to walk by about 10 people on the way out -- I'm kind of paranoid that they know where I'm going...
― calstars, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link
As pointed out above, I guess I could get up an hour earlier and just have coffee at home, but sleeping > getting up early
― calstars, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I go between 10 and 1030 everyday
God I misread this to mean you go 10 TIMES a day and I was all dude, see a DOCTOR.
― Senor DingDong (Trayce), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
there must be some unique australian euphemisms for pooping
tell us them
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
When I do have to poop at work I always feel self-conscious if there is someone in the other stall, but I also hate being embarrassed because it's the bloody toiilet, where else am I supposed to do it? Like girls only shit butterflies and poop rainbows, whatever
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I like taking a shit at work. It's pretty great to be getting paid to shit on company time.
― gonna get my groupon (van smack), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
man i just cracked up so much re-reading this thread and reminding myself how much i hassled cutty
― R. L. Steen's HOOSbumps (some dude), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ especially if you've brought a magazine
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
xp
I think our crap euphemisms are likely the same as everywhere right? "dropping the kids off at the pool" and whatnot. God, I cant think of any!
I try not to mull over this topic as a general rule.
― Senor DingDong (Trayce), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I know where a good place to think is
― gonna get my groupon (van smack), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Drop the kids off at the pool, lol
The few I remember are: Laying cableStrangling a king brown snakeGiving birth to a kiwi/pom/insert whoever (my dad's friend always said Pom)...apologies to sheepfuxors and Britishers :)
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.gastroscout.com/woc/crapterm.cfm
― gonna get my groupon (van smack), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
aussies letting me down here tbh
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link