https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UaUogmewRyc
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 11 February 2011 17:57 (thirteen years ago) link
she's convinced it works, i dont buy that herbal hippie bullshit. You need to shit, the remedy is a six pack of bud heavies and two shots of sambuca.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 18:09 (thirteen years ago) link
BLAMMO
A trip to Captain D's always works for me.
― Groovy Goulet (pixel farmer), Friday, 11 February 2011 18:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Wait, there is a tea that makes your poops not feel like you are having an anal baby?
― Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Whatever bargain basement coffee we used to have at work would do the trick for me within 45 minutes, even if I had just shit. It was amazing.
But yeah, I am like a twice-daily person AT LEAST lately.(tmi poop etc)
― w/no hesitation (mh), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:01 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm a one or two poops per day person. If I poop three times in one day, I might start thinking 'oh that's not good', but otherwise two Yule logs a day is fine.
― Les centimètres énigmatiques (snoball), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:03 (thirteen years ago) link
ok I regret asking now
― ENBB, Friday, 11 February 2011 19:05 (thirteen years ago) link
;)
who knew this thread would ruin Yule logs
― CAN YOU GULP ANY LOUDER PISS WOMAN (DJP), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:09 (thirteen years ago) link
yes its clinically tested on your anus.
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Friday, 11 February 2011 19:44 (thirteen years ago) link
steel cut oatmeal d00dz
― dayo, Saturday, 12 February 2011 00:57 (thirteen years ago) link
I eat oatmeal every day! It was my husband's hypothesis that the oatmeal was causing this phenomenon. I told him that doesn't make any sense.
― Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Saturday, 12 February 2011 00:59 (thirteen years ago) link
I feel that the only way to get to the bottom of this is to do a test - fast, and then set an alarm for 4-5 AM, and see what happens.
― dayo, Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:03 (thirteen years ago) link
surprised that this was not a chrisv revive, but damn he stepped up to the plate.
i had a roommate years ago who pooped first thing at home in the morning every day. happily, i got up later than he did, but i always knew where to find the sports section.
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:06 (thirteen years ago) link
WHY DO YOU ALL TALK ABOUT POO ALL THE TIME WHYYYY
― Senor DingDong (Trayce), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:13 (thirteen years ago) link
tbf the word "poop" is the third word in the thread title
― HELP ýs DANCE FLORR??? (San Te), Saturday, 12 February 2011 01:14 (thirteen years ago) link
I go between 10 and 1030 everyday (about an hour after my coffee - I like to have it when I come in first thing) and have to walk by about 10 people on the way out -- I'm kind of paranoid that they know where I'm going...
― calstars, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:10 (thirteen years ago) link
As pointed out above, I guess I could get up an hour earlier and just have coffee at home, but sleeping > getting up early
― calstars, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I go between 10 and 1030 everyday
God I misread this to mean you go 10 TIMES a day and I was all dude, see a DOCTOR.
― Senor DingDong (Trayce), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:42 (thirteen years ago) link
there must be some unique australian euphemisms for pooping
tell us them
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:45 (thirteen years ago) link
When I do have to poop at work I always feel self-conscious if there is someone in the other stall, but I also hate being embarrassed because it's the bloody toiilet, where else am I supposed to do it? Like girls only shit butterflies and poop rainbows, whatever
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:51 (thirteen years ago) link
I like taking a shit at work. It's pretty great to be getting paid to shit on company time.
― gonna get my groupon (van smack), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:52 (thirteen years ago) link
man i just cracked up so much re-reading this thread and reminding myself how much i hassled cutty
― R. L. Steen's HOOSbumps (some dude), Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:56 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^ especially if you've brought a magazine
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 02:57 (thirteen years ago) link
xp
I think our crap euphemisms are likely the same as everywhere right? "dropping the kids off at the pool" and whatnot. God, I cant think of any!
I try not to mull over this topic as a general rule.
― Senor DingDong (Trayce), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
I know where a good place to think is
― gonna get my groupon (van smack), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:06 (thirteen years ago) link
Drop the kids off at the pool, lol
The few I remember are: Laying cableStrangling a king brown snakeGiving birth to a kiwi/pom/insert whoever (my dad's friend always said Pom)...apologies to sheepfuxors and Britishers :)
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://www.gastroscout.com/woc/crapterm.cfm
― gonna get my groupon (van smack), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:18 (thirteen years ago) link
aussies letting me down here tbh
― mookieproof, Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:31 (thirteen years ago) link
POOP IS FUNNY MAN LOLZ FUJL I SULD PUT THA BOTTA0 AWAY
― HELP ýs DANCE FLORR??? (San Te), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:50 (thirteen years ago) link
http://fireflyblog.org/wp-content/uploads/2010/01/POM-Wonderful.jpg
???
― Peter Pepsi (Abbbottt), Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:56 (thirteen years ago) link
also there is a certain joy of working the coffeemaker and drinking the morning coffee in your underwear― cutty
― cutty
http://image.shutterstock.com/display_pic_with_logo/55194/55194,1205748778,2/stock-photo-a-handsome-young-man-in-his-underwear-looking-at-his-morning-cup-of-coffee-10451947.jpg
― buzza, Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:57 (thirteen years ago) link
stock-photo-a-handsome-young-man-in-his-underwear-looking-at-his-morning-cup-of-coffee.jpg
― buzza, Saturday, 12 February 2011 03:58 (thirteen years ago) link
he's very contemplation
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:00 (thirteen years ago) link
ok what about have u ever had that situation where like somebody goes in and u see them - going in to the stall
and they like start going at it right away - don't even wait for u to leave the bathroom
u know i just feel like that's kind of uncomfortable cuz what if next time i see u that's all i can think abouts
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:03 (thirteen years ago) link
That guy is like "I wonder what would happen if I poured this down my pants?"
― Senor DingDong (Trayce), Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:08 (thirteen years ago) link
omg he is
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:13 (thirteen years ago) link
he's on something
or the soup can just turned him on and hes going to rub one out right there in the kitchen
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:17 (thirteen years ago) link
oh its coffee, whatever
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
"cutty, do you sit on the seat or are you one of those people who squats over it and then flushes with his foot?"
haha, i am a squatter/foot flusher
― buzza, Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:18 (thirteen years ago) link
actually that's what i was thinking at first xp
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:20 (thirteen years ago) link
great minds, etc :D
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:26 (thirteen years ago) link
he went to a rave at the gym and now hes trying to come down
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:27 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh so otm
― i like lucy (surm), Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:31 (thirteen years ago) link
poor cutty. someone shd help him, or at least give him a fruit rollup lol
― VegemiteGrrl, Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:36 (thirteen years ago) link
wow this thread is omg zim zam wow
― Doktor Kaboom (jdchurchill), Saturday, 12 February 2011 04:37 (thirteen years ago) link
Currently taking my dinp
― OLD MAN YELLS AT SHOUT RAP (chrisv2010), Saturday, 12 February 2011 14:27 (thirteen years ago) link