― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:21 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:23 (twenty years ago) link
This COULD occur...
Dan and I, it should be noted, are currently creating the world's worst Lysol Douche TV commercials in chat.
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:24 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:25 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:28 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:30 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:31 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:34 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:36 (twenty years ago) link
*In this "humor" piece, the author alleges that he was trying to parody the Mittelamerican fear of sexual activity so prevalent in the earlier part of the century, a fear which continues to come through in popular culture and attitudes to this very day. However, it is clear that he himself is some kind of anti-sex freak with a standard run of the mill virgin/whore-complex, and that his attempts at joking merely serve as camouflage to try to steer people away from the psychic turmoil raging beneath his surface...much, indeed, as LYSOL DOUCHE rages beneath the surface, its scrubbing bubbles doing the work so you don't have to.
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 04:41 (twenty years ago) link
Vadge horror story: my friend went to Brazil and whilst she was there she had her labia trimmed and her snatch tightened, but it got infected. Eeeowrgh.
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Saturday, 19 June 2004 08:10 (twenty years ago) link
― J0hn Darn1elle (J0hn Darn1elle), Saturday, 19 June 2004 12:03 (twenty years ago) link
― Begs2Differ (Begs2Differ), Saturday, 19 June 2004 12:06 (twenty years ago) link
― grym leighton (Crazyhorse), Saturday, 19 June 2004 13:11 (twenty years ago) link
― grym leighton (Crazyhorse), Saturday, 19 June 2004 13:14 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 19 June 2004 13:42 (twenty years ago) link
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Saturday, 19 June 2004 14:21 (twenty years ago) link
― ARL (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 19 June 2004 15:41 (twenty years ago) link
Though Ade expected just syphilis He encountered L. polyphemusHe retracted his tongueFound it(by a thread) hung:the beast'd wrecked his hyoglosses.
― x Jeremy (Atila the Honeybun), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:22 (twenty years ago) link
― ARL (Adrian Langston), Saturday, 19 June 2004 16:53 (twenty years ago) link
― antexit (antexit), Saturday, 19 June 2004 19:14 (twenty years ago) link
Someone must indeed record the album.
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:10 (twenty years ago) link
― cozen (Cozen), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:11 (twenty years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:13 (twenty years ago) link
Fuck that shit, cuz I ain't tha oneFor a punk muthafucka with a vadge and a gunTo be beatin on, and throwin in jailWe could go toe to toe in the middle of a cell
― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:16 (twenty years ago) link
― Tep (ktepi), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:19 (twenty years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:29 (twenty years ago) link
― Dave B (daveb), Saturday, 19 June 2004 20:56 (twenty years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Saturday, 19 June 2004 21:19 (twenty years ago) link
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Saturday, 19 June 2004 21:41 (twenty years ago) link
― dysol (dyson), Saturday, 19 June 2004 22:41 (twenty years ago) link
Boy and girl are dating in high school. Graduation rolls around and they decide to stick together even though they each are going to different colleges very far apart. A few months pass into the freshman year, and she comes over to his dorm to visit for a few days. Shortly after they meet up, they go back to his room and begin fooling around. Eventually he starts to venture down for a little 'lingus, but when he takes her panties off, he notices that she smells a bit worse than he remembered. He figures that she just hasn't showered for a while or something and tries to start, but the smell is a bit overpowering. So he gets a sour apple Jolly Rancher and starts sucking on it in order to ignore the smell. He's licking her and the Jolly Rancher, when suddenly the Jolly Rancher accidentally goes into her vadge. So he quickly fishes it out, puts it back in his mouth, and bites down on it, whereupon he discovers that what he's biting down on is not a sour apple Jolly Rancher after all, but in fact a gonorrhea nodule! He immediately hits the bathroom, pukes, and tells her to leave. Turns out that she hooked up with some random skank guy at a club the second week of school - and had no idea that she had gonorrhea afterwards, either. Needless to say, the relationship didn't last much longer.
Could she have used some LYSOL DOUCHE?
― Girolamo Savonarola, Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:32 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:34 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:35 (twenty years ago) link
― N. (nickdastoor), Saturday, 19 June 2004 23:39 (twenty years ago) link
"It's famous primarily for its opening sequence, in which Taki, the James Bond-like hero, picks up a beautiful woman in a bar. They go back to her place and have sex a few times, in a few different positions. After their last climax, as Taki drowses, the woman's hands elongate into pincers; her legs stretch out and bend back impossibly until she enfolds Taki like a spider. He breaks free in the nick of time, and as he flies across the room we see that the woman's vagina has turned into a fang-lined, gnashing maw."
Link not work safe!
― Laura E (laurae55), Sunday, 20 June 2004 01:21 (twenty years ago) link
― j e r e m y (x Jeremy), Sunday, 20 June 2004 01:27 (twenty years ago) link
these two words alone are enough to make me wanna ralph.
― oops (Oops), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:39 (twenty years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:43 (twenty years ago) link
― Lo Boob Almanac (Autumn Almanac), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:47 (twenty years ago) link
― gem (trisk), Sunday, 20 June 2004 04:53 (twenty years ago) link
Hey! I predicted the Laura E link earlier in the thread!
― badger Kitten (badger Kitten), Sunday, 20 June 2004 13:39 (twenty years ago) link
― j.lu (j.lu), Monday, 21 June 2004 13:09 (twenty years ago) link
I beg your pardon?
― mark grout (mark grout), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 07:25 (twenty years ago) link
― VengaDan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 22 June 2004 12:28 (twenty years ago) link