― Justyn Dillingham (Justyn Dillingham), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:26 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Dom Passantino (Dom Passantino), Thursday, 16 January 2003 16:27 (twenty-one years ago) link
― matthew james (matthew james), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:19 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― nabisco (nabisco), Thursday, 16 January 2003 17:47 (twenty-one years ago) link
Morbo: "Morbo can't understand his TelePrompter. He forgot how you say that letter that looks like a man with a hat."Linda: "It's a 'T'. It goes 'tuh'."Morbo: "Hello little man. I WILL DESTROY YOU!"
Or...
Nixon: "Hello, Morbo. How's the family?Morbo: "Belligerent and numerous."Nixon: "Good man! Nixon's pro-war and pro-family."
― James Mitchell (James Mitchell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:49 (twenty-one years ago) link
― naked as sin (naked as sin), Thursday, 16 January 2003 18:57 (twenty-one years ago) link
― DavidM (DavidM), Thursday, 16 January 2003 19:38 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Lek Dukagjin, Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:13 (twenty-one years ago) link
In fact, anything Zoidberg says.
― Al_Ewing, Thursday, 16 January 2003 20:46 (twenty-one years ago) link
― James Blount, Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― David R. (popshots75`), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:20 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Carl, Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:23 (twenty-one years ago) link
"Not covered.."
― electric sound of jim (electricsound), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:29 (twenty-one years ago) link
Bender: Magnets screw up my inhibition unit.Fry: So you flip out and start acting like some crazy folk singer?Bender: Yes. [sadly] I guess a robot would have to be crazy to wanna be a folk singer ...
Robot horror flick: "Behold my system of mighty organs!"
Fry: "I need the apartment tonight. [hands him money] Go see a saucy puppet show."Bender: "Can do!"
Amy: "So what do you think of that guy by the bar?"Leela: "I don't know. Maybe."Bender: "Forget it! He's gay."Leela: "What? How can you tell?"Bender: "I just know these things. I've got what they call 'gaydar'."Leela: "There's no such thing."Bender: "No? ....Ok, I've got a lock on him. Yep, he's gay!"Amy: "Are you sure?"Bender: "Definitely! Unless I'm getting interference from a gay weather balloon."Fry: "Wait a second. You are a bender, right? We can get out of here if you just bend the bars!"Bender: "Dream on skin tube! I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like? A debender?"Fry: "Who cares what you're programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"Bender: "I'll have to check my program. Yep!"*sigh* I miss it already.― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
Fry: "Wait a second. You are a bender, right? We can get out of here if you just bend the bars!"Bender: "Dream on skin tube! I'm only programmed to bend for constructive purposes. What do I look like? A debender?"Fry: "Who cares what you're programmed for? If someone programmed you to jump off a bridge, would you do it?"Bender: "I'll have to check my program. Yep!"
*sigh* I miss it already.
― Leee (Leee), Thursday, 16 January 2003 22:42 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 16 January 2003 23:07 (twenty-one years ago) link
― zemko (bob), Friday, 17 January 2003 00:44 (twenty-one years ago) link
― Alan (Alan), Friday, 17 January 2003 10:33 (twenty-one years ago) link
"AAAAAWW!"
"Yes, common tap water and a little L - S - D!"
― jm (jtm), Friday, 17 January 2003 16:03 (twenty-one years ago) link
Revive, to go mano a mano with this envelope the Simpsons dialogue thread!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:43 (sixteen years ago) link
Zapp: Men, you're lucky men. Soon you'll all be fighting for your planet. Many of you will be dying for your planet. A few of you will be forced through a fine mesh screen for your planet. They will be the luckiest of all.
Bender: Great, we're gonna die.
Fry: And this ham gum is all bones.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:46 (sixteen years ago) link
In fact that whole episode has some great lines:
Zapp: It's the one word the robot uses more than any other. We got it from this convenient database of his 10 most frequently-used words. [He presses a button on the database and a list comes up.] Number 10, chump; number nine, chumpette; number eight, yours; number seven, up; number six, pimpmobile; number five, bite; number four, my ... [Leela gasps.] ... number three, shiny; number two, daffodil. And Bender's number one most frequently-uttered word, the word which, if uttered, will blow up this entire planet: Ass.
[Fry gasps.]
Fry: We don't have long!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 04:48 (sixteen years ago) link
DON'T BE A DOG-HEART WO-MAN!
― Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:03 (sixteen years ago) link
Hahah Hermes and LaBarbara are awesmome, me and my ex call each other "hooosbaaand!" and "wiiiiyfe!" sometimes.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:05 (sixteen years ago) link
more morbo plz
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:24 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4e3upOxWWsY
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:26 (sixteen years ago) link
Morbo: "Morbo demands an answer to the following question. If you saw a delicious candy in the hands of a small child. Would you seize and consume it?" John Jackson: "Unthinkable." Jack Johnson: "I wouldn't think of it." Morbo: "What about you Mr. Nixon? I remind you. You are under of a truth-o-scope." Nixon: "Question is vague. You don't say what kind of candy and whether anyone is watching. In anyway I certainly wouldn't harm the child."
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:30 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SZEfawdiEOM
― deej, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Morbo: Morbo wishes these stalwart nomads peace among the Dutch tulips. Linda: I'm sure those windmills will keep them cool. Morbo: WINDMILLS DO NOT WORK THAT WAY!!! GOODNIGHT!!!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:47 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh I see someone already posted a YT link for that.
I HATE IT WHEN PEOPLE POST YT LINKS WITH NO EFFING EXPLANATION AS TO WHAT THEY ARE GRRR.
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 05:51 (sixteen years ago) link
Professor Farnsworth: The Devil take this predictable colon!
Pound for pound, Farnsworth is the funniest of em all.
Fry: Are you crazy? I cant swallow that. Professor Hubert Farnsworth: Well then, good news! It's a suppository.
― Noodle Vague, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 07:34 (sixteen years ago) link
"Professor! Where were you at 10pm last night?"
"Where am I now?"
― tissp, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 11:35 (sixteen years ago) link
Professor: "You see, Vergon 6 was once filled with a super dense substance known as dark matter, each pound of which weighs over ten thousand pounds!"
― ledge, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:29 (sixteen years ago) link
Lrr: "People of Earth... woah, that hippie's starting to kick in... we've all learned a valuable lesson today... dude, my hands are huge. They can touch anything but themselves... (touches his hands together). Oh, wait."
― ledge, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Anything Zapp Brannigan says, but this is my favourite:
"If we can hit that bull's-eye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate!"
― Neil S, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:35 (sixteen years ago) link
The whole lion fed on tofu thing was rofflicious
― tissp, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:43 (sixteen years ago) link
I never got to see more than maybe a dozen of those episodes and I thought it was much better than The Simpsons at the the time it came out. Did they yank it off the air too soon or was I just not coming home early enough from work?
― dean ge, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 12:49 (sixteen years ago) link
it was on for five seasons. they're all on dvd.
― jessie monster, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:33 (sixteen years ago) link
There are only four seasons on DVD! The TV networks split one of them into two TV seasons for some reason.
― tissp, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:36 (sixteen years ago) link
"nine... ten... big fat hen"
it's all about the context. in the superhero ep when bender says this with a knowing look.
― Alan, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:41 (sixteen years ago) link
"my liege!"
― tissp, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:43 (sixteen years ago) link
bender as a human is about the funniest thing I've ever seen! http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JRhHQM4eMXg&mode=related&search=
― dean ge, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 13:46 (sixteen years ago) link
Chief Giant Brain: Pathetic human race. Arranging their knowledge by category just made it easier to absorb. Dewey, you fool! Your decimal system has played right into my hands! Ha ha ha ha!
― Elvis Telecom, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:27 (sixteen years ago) link
From the episode where they go underwater and visit the Lost City of Atlanta:
Zoidberg: My home! It burned down! [breaks down crying] How did this happen? Hermes: That's a very good question. Bender: So that's where I left my cigar ... Hermes: That just raises further questions!
― Phil D., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 14:55 (sixteen years ago) link
don't forget "is this clown on?"
― blueski, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:11 (sixteen years ago) link
fry re: the breakfast club: "man, i can't wait til i'm old enough to feel ways about things."
― andrew m., Tuesday, 3 July 2007 15:20 (sixteen years ago) link
Zapf is the best! : " I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies"
― django, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link
When I first saw this episode, I nearly died.
pimpmobile
A contribution: Janitor: Well hello miss, what's a beautiful young... [sees Leela's eyeball] Yeesh! Sorry, I thought you had two eyes.
― Leee, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:30 (sixteen years ago) link
Hahah in the commentaries, one of the writers bursts out laughing at this point and says "we sat up all night and that was the best line we could come up with" =)
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:39 (sixteen years ago) link
Morbo: PATHETIC HUMANS! PREPARE TO WRITE DOWN THE RECIPE!!!
― Trayce, Tuesday, 3 July 2007 22:42 (sixteen years ago) link
Futurama always great for the one-two punch:
https://morbotron.com/gif/S05E01/375391/378111.gif?b64lines=SSdtIHN1cmUgdGhvc2UKIHdpbmRtaWxscyB3aWxsIAprZWVwIHRoZW0KIGNvb2wu
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― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:05 (seven years ago) link
oops let's try again
https://morbotron.com/gif/S05E16/1010158/1013695.gif?b64lines=WW91IGNhbid0IGp1c3QgaGF2ZSB5b3VyCkNoYXJhY3RlcnMgQW5ub3VuY2UKSG93IHRoZXkgZmVlbA==
https://morbotron.com/gif/S05E16/1013912/1016614.gif?b64lines=VGhhdCBtYWtlcyBtZSAKZmVlbCBhbmdyeSE=
― you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:06 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S02E20/461263/466685.gif?b64lines=Z28gbWFuLCBnbyE=
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Tuesday, 9 August 2016 13:15 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S03E12/899581/903335.gif?b64lines=IE9oISBDaGVzdGVyIEEuIEFydGh1cgogZmFsbCBkb3duLiA=
― you think Lou Bega gave up after Mambo Number One??? (voodoo chili), Thursday, 11 August 2016 04:38 (seven years ago) link
http://kotaku.com/zapp-brannigans-voice-actor-reading-stupid-donald-trump-1785180841
― how's life, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:12 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S08E08/347973/354020.gif?b64lines=4pmqIEknbSBzY2FyZWQgb2YKIGV2ZXJ5b25lcy4g4pmqCk9oLCBGZWZmZXJub29zZS4=
― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:47 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S02E06/497552/501723.gif?b64lines=WyBTdGFtbWVyaW5nIF0=
― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:49 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S05E11/1178610/1186534.gif?b64lines=KCBoZWF2ZW5seQogbXVzaWMgcGxheXMgKQ==
― weatheringdaleson, Friday, 12 August 2016 14:50 (seven years ago) link
yeah I thought this is what the bump was about. so good
― frogbs, Friday, 12 August 2016 15:31 (seven years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/gif/S01E03/123623/127794.gif?b64lines=SGV5LCB3aGVuIHlvdSBsb29rIAp0aGlzIGdvb2QsIHlvdSBkb24ndAogaGF2ZSB0byBrbm93IGFueXRoaW5nLg==
― a 47-year-old chainsaw artist from South Carolina (Phil D.), Friday, 12 August 2016 22:40 (seven years ago) link
https://media.giphy.com/media/3h2X7oiknb5xpfEKav/giphy.gif
― stormzy daniels (voodoo chili), Friday, 6 April 2018 14:06 (six years ago) link
i regularly think of morbo singing 'funky town' at space kareoke
also (i think from the same episode?) zapp brannigan's immortal 'she's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro!'
― star wars ep viii: the bay of porgs (bizarro gazzara), Friday, 6 April 2018 14:37 (six years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/meme/S02E19/8792.jpg?b64lines=ICDimaogTk9CT0RZCiBET0VTTidUIExJS0UgTU9MVEVOCiBCT1JPTiDimarimao=
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Friday, 6 April 2018 21:59 (six years ago) link
this is the worst kind of discrimination. the kind against me!
― la table sur la table (voodoo chili), Monday, 23 November 2020 06:19 (three years ago) link
https://morbotron.com/meme/S04E06/756855.jpg?b64lines=SmFtIGEgYmFzdGFyZCBpbiBpdCwgCnlvdSBjcmFwISA=
― Hans Holbein (Chinchilla Volapük), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 07:17 (three years ago) link
zapp brannigan's immortal 'she's built like a stakehouse but she handles like a bistro!'
This is the only Futurama line that has stuck in my head... remarkably difficult to get into a conversation.
― my opinionation (Hamildan), Tuesday, 24 November 2020 10:20 (three years ago) link
i see “to shreds you say” used a lot online. i’m all for that.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 25 November 2020 12:10 (three years ago) link
https://media1.tenor.com/images/6e8ed40bf8e2446626bcd88694b8adad/tenor.gif?itemid=3938170
― Josh in Chicago, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 12:15 (three years ago) link
Fry: Bender, what was it like lying in that hole for a thousand years?Bender: I was enjoying it until you guys showed up.
― namaste darkness my old friend (ledge), Monday, 8 November 2021 19:40 (two years ago) link
not really enjoying Lrr, Variant of Omicron Persei 8
― grove street (party) direction (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 15 December 2021 19:37 (two years ago) link
https://comb.io/OQr6sY.gif
john dimaggio at his most recent contract negotiation
https://c.tenor.com/RspztEM47tsAAAAd/futurama-bender.gif
in all seriousness, pay the man
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 16 February 2022 21:29 (two years ago) link
good news everyone!
The cast of #Futurama is whole again. John DiMaggio, who voices Bender on the long-running and now revived animated series, will join the rest of the show’s core cast for new episodes on Hulu: https://t.co/vi1r7mBvhL pic.twitter.com/4c4Njm0nUh— The Hollywood Reporter (@THR) March 1, 2022
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 1 March 2022 23:03 (two years ago) link
I swear he just held out so he could go I'M BACK BABY later.
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 00:23 (two years ago) link
I think this was the first episode I ever saw, that “oops” at the end is something that’s stuck with me to the point I think it might be one of the best jokes in an animated show ever
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4Lbcfl0_71s
― frogbs, Wednesday, 2 March 2022 00:47 (two years ago) link
what about this one?
https://c.tenor.com/ZAHC50FvopkAAAAC/futurama-fry.gif
― roflrofl fight (voodoo chili), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 01:04 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/65On5.gif
― Stoop Crone (Trayce), Wednesday, 2 March 2022 04:54 (two years ago) link