Crush at Record Store

hello, i think this is my turf, for once. to answer the question: yes yes yes. but strangely, not in the locale of the article. although everyone around here knows that thing. the guy who owns low yo-yo (record store, duh) said when that onion came out he got more emails in one hour than he ever had in a week, and that some other guy who worked at another record store was trying to find out if the store in the article existed. question: why is the girl in the picture, um, not cute? the girl i had a crush on was way prettier.

Okay, when I click on the link to check (cos I forget what she looked like but I do remember her being distinctly not nearly as cute as anyone I know), it just brought me to the Onion main page. So apropos of nothing I'd like to point out that the Hitler Anne Geddes in the sidebar is the funniest thing I've seen in ages.

A friend of mine had such a crush. He introduced me to her, and praised my taste. I proceeded to expound on the virtures of the Mel. C solo album. Poor guy.