― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― sundar subramanian (sundar), Friday, 29 October 2004 23:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― 57 7th (calstars), Friday, 19 November 2004 04:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 10 June 2005 09:12 (nineteen years ago) link
― billstevejim (billstevejim), Friday, 10 June 2005 22:33 (nineteen years ago) link
"Howard spoke to the elusive Artie Lange yesterday. He said Artie is fine and planning on returning on Monday. Howard mentioned something about Artie's stomach not feeling well but said it's up to Artie whether or not to tell the full story on the air on Monday. Howard did say that Artie was feeling pretty embarrassed at this point and knows everyone has been goofing on him. But he sounded good and promised he'd be back after the weekend. Howard also suggested that Artie see a shrink but Artie didn't sound like he really wanted to."
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― On the bass, 57 7th, he wrote this (calstars), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:29 (nineteen years ago) link
― something about a tarantula coming out of a coconut (deangulberry), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:31 (nineteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― oops (Oops), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― ryan (ryan), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:39 (nineteen years ago) link
yeah, something to the effect of there being no god.
― cutty (mcutt), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:40 (nineteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:41 (nineteen years ago) link
― charleston charge (chaki), Friday, 10 June 2005 23:58 (nineteen years ago) link
― billstevejim (billstevejim), Saturday, 11 June 2005 05:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― hada, Tuesday, 14 June 2005 13:09 (nineteen years ago) link
Does anyone have a transcription of his "Murderous bookie on Ash Wednesday" story?
― Raymond Cummings (Raymond Cummings), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 19:50 (nineteen years ago) link
― Spencer Chow (spencermfi), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 19:58 (nineteen years ago) link
Great story!! I rarely listen but I was lucky enough to catch this little gem. For me, Lange is definitely the Stern's show saving grace.
― Will(iam), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 20:26 (nineteen years ago) link
And to Norm MacDonald: 'You've got a personality like a dead moth. Why don't you get a horse and go live in a cave and don't bother anybody.'
― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:14 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:15 (nineteen years ago) link
― 57 7th (calstars), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:17 (nineteen years ago) link
― cutty (mcutt), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― 2, Thursday, 28 July 2005 20:32 (nineteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 29 July 2005 01:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Friday, 29 July 2005 09:05 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Sunday, 7 August 2005 23:45 (nineteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 8 August 2005 01:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― Dr. Glen Y. Abreu (dr g), Monday, 8 August 2005 02:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― billstevejim (billstevejim), Sunday, 18 September 2005 04:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― JD from CDepot, Sunday, 18 September 2005 14:53 (nineteen years ago) link
― kingfish superman ice cream (kingfish 2.0), Sunday, 18 September 2005 18:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Sunday, 18 September 2005 19:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― 57 7th (calstars), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:00 (nineteen years ago) link
― huell howser (chaki), Monday, 19 September 2005 00:08 (nineteen years ago) link
― JD from CDepot, Monday, 19 September 2005 16:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― the son of dean cameron (dr g), Monday, 19 September 2005 16:52 (nineteen years ago) link
I already have XM in my car, and probably can't afford both systems...
― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:32 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link
How's the Howard 100 stuff?
― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/ap/20051216/capt.ny11212160650.sterns_last_day_ny112.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=3AG4tnYep_84oXyg2ZpUfw--
I'm trying to find a good crowd shot:
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20051216/i/r3238295892.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=vBLakpY18t13uOeLKkGBKA--
http://us.news3.yimg.com/us.i2.yimg.com/p/rids/20051216/i/r224359977.jpg?x=380&y=253&sig=hqaWGJuDuW1HifizzDXZjw--
― kingfish holiday travesty (kingfish 2.0), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link
― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:14 (eighteen years ago) link
He's going to have to cut his show down to an hour or two due to lack of things to bitch about (and lack of commercials, too, right?).
― Der, Friday, 16 December 2005 17:36 (eighteen years ago) link
― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Friday, 16 December 2005 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link
― Der, Friday, 16 December 2005 18:16 (eighteen years ago) link
― shadeball (chaki), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 07:00 (eighteen years ago) link
Is that Lisa G?
― calstars, Friday, 18 October 2019 04:22 (four years ago) link
yes
― flappy bird, Friday, 18 October 2019 04:54 (four years ago) link
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UjMGOaDPav8
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:47 (four years ago) link
always nervous about revives on this thread tbh
― kanye kendrick frank kendrick frank kanye (voodoo chili), Tuesday, 5 November 2019 19:52 (four years ago) link
Great reunion with fat JoeLiked hearing the Mitch stuff near the endHarrowing tales about getting into cabs in unknown cities and trying to score
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Saturday, 9 November 2019 02:47 (four years ago) link
Artie makes an antipast order https://vimeo.com/372697342
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Tuesday, 12 November 2019 18:42 (four years ago) link
Ham CheeseSalamiPepperoniScungillSuppasadBrezzhoutGabagoolFresh muzzadelWet muzzadelGalamad?Roasted pepperSStuffed peppers Artichokes‘Scarole!Sundried tomatoes Fresh tomatoes Broccoli rabe
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 22:53 (four years ago) link
Haha that Mitch bit is great
― knowing for certain the first touch of the light will finish you (fionnland), Wednesday, 13 November 2019 23:45 (four years ago) link
? = “pignol nuts”
― June Pointer’s Valentine’s Day Secret Admirer Note Author (calstars), Thursday, 14 November 2019 13:26 (four years ago) link
https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/artie-langes-halfway-house/id1489428604
― calstars, Wednesday, 4 December 2019 02:50 (four years ago) link
xp wow, it's good to see him look so healthy. i was never even a fan, but i like seeing people turn it around.
― treeship., Wednesday, 4 December 2019 03:22 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/JHT1ak0.jpg
― calstars, Monday, 10 August 2020 22:53 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/hkY5c0z.jpg
― calstars, Monday, 10 August 2020 22:57 (four years ago) link
there's nothing as potent as "box of rain" on loaded, That I’d love to hear
― calstars, Monday, 10 August 2020 23:49 (four years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/TVJ1POc.jpg
― peace, man, Monday, 10 August 2020 23:59 (four years ago) link
Hope hes doin OK doin Zoom NA
Love baby gorilla
Felt OK opening the thread this time since the rolling obit thread wasn't updated
― flappy bird, Tuesday, 11 August 2020 05:34 (four years ago) link
Baby gorilla surfaceshttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rvCS6Dj3ZhA
― calstars, Saturday, 7 November 2020 04:09 (three years ago) link
Another dispatch:“You can find Arties new podcast, "Letters to Artie", by signing up for free at https://www.thecomicsgym.com/, but I have it right here:”https://d1s2mr34drfhgh.cloudfront.net/videos/9a66116f0b9b6fb8208da53866b729b0.mp4More sober talk about recovery.
― calstars, Wednesday, 25 November 2020 23:29 (three years ago) link
How’s Artie been doing, anyway? Somebody in Portland tagged “Where is Artie Lange?” on a highway wall
― Glower, Disruption & Pies (kingfish), Sunday, 4 April 2021 00:08 (three years ago) link
In one of these recent updates he mentioned that after the nose drama ended, he started ramping up the number of appearances etc only to find himself moving too fast. My guess is he’s hiding out in his condo in Hoboken but I have no idea if he’s still on the wagon
― calstars, Sunday, 4 April 2021 00:22 (three years ago) link
God I hope so
― flappy bird, Thursday, 8 April 2021 17:50 (three years ago) link
Happy to announce that I’ve completed the NJ drug court program. Thx to my family and friends and fans for all your support— Artie Lange (@artiequitter) July 14, 2022
― calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 12:58 (two years ago) link
"if i was a winner, i'd be home right now with a wife and a couple of kids, who were going into college, and i'd be fuckin buying them a car or something. i'm forty seven years old. i'm still in hotels, doing clubs. i'm doing radio interviews with guys i pretend to know. these guys on the radio are like, 'HEY GUESS WHAT ARTIE LANGE'S COMING UP. ARTIE LANGE'S HERE. HEY, ARTIE, DID YOU SHIT YOUR PANTS ONCE ON COCAINE? TELL US ALL ABOUT IT. WE LOVE YA. YEAH, HE TOLD THAT STORY ONCE...' on a radio show that doesn't exist anymore. and uh... you know, radio doesn't exist anymore. radio doesn't exist anymore. that's how big howard was. ... it's over. and if i wasn't a heroin addict that spent all my money on drugs, i wouldn't have to do this shit. but here i am, begging you to subscribe to some podcast. who the fuck even knows what this is?"
― dylannn, Wednesday, April 1, 2015 7:47 AM (two years ago)
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Saturday, December 9, 2017 3:06 PM (four years ago)
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Thursday, 14 July 2022 14:55 (two years ago) link
good to see he's doing well.
― XxxxxxxXxxxxxxxxXxxxx (dylannn), Thursday, 14 July 2022 15:02 (two years ago) link
"bob levy is basically jeffrey dahmer, if he read a joke book. and, you know, that sounds a little harsh but i love the guy. and, uh, he gets out there on the internet and stalks these women and throws out this web of... deceit and sleaziness and hair dye and bad coke, whiskey beer breath, and cheap fuckin target shirts and coupons for sizzlers two-for-one steak on a wednesday, forty thousand dollar house just outside of philly, which somehow has a built-in pool [gary: it came with the house], have no idea what the fuck that looks like... uhhhh... his poor child who's being raised by a father who's just not there and a mother who hates being with the father... the father's in the basement, it's damp, clearly doesn't have the proper heat or air conditioning, somehow he gets over to this disgusting, jizz-drenched, stinky, whiskey-sodden computer board and types out, 'who's out there? who's out there in fuckin virgin creep land that i can try to fuck with my web of grossness?' and eventually he gets some takers, some poor women who have a background that's clearly, uh... troubling... this girl has father issues, her father is some mad irish drunk and uh [gary: we don't know that] she has dyed black hair...."― dylannn, Monday, 20 May 2013 18:11 (nine years ago) link
― calstars, Thursday, 14 July 2022 15:40 (two years ago) link
https://i.imgur.com/X6kZoLD.png
― calstars, Thursday, 9 November 2023 12:57 (ten months ago) link
This is a clip of Artie telling a story about Norm MacDonald and Matthew Perry to Gilbert Gottfried. Of those 4, only Artie is still with us.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9kf9D1Sos10
― Chris L, Friday, 10 November 2023 14:28 (ten months ago) link