the sequel should be "human centipedes on a plane."― fat mantis (Hunt3r), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 6:25 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark
― fat mantis (Hunt3r), Wednesday, May 5, 2010 6:25 PM (9 months ago) Bookmark
^
― StanM, Thursday, 3 March 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
*self edits awesome geometry joke*
― O_o-O_0-o_O (jjjusten), Thursday, 3 March 2011 18:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Dammit I was gonna go to the pub and now I'm torn
― Nulty By Nature (Noodle Vague), Friday, 4 March 2011 05:37 (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
dude don't give it away
― Fannypack's "Camel Toe" (Autumn Almanac), Thursday, 3 March 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― ridiculous, uncalled for slap (Shakey Mo Collier), Thursday, 3 March 2011 19:55 (thirteen years ago) link
The BBFC has rejected the sexually violent, and potentially obscene DVD, The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) This means that it cannot be legally supplied anywhere in the UK. The decision was taken by the Director, David Cooke and the Presidential Team of Sir Quentin Thomas, Alison Hastings and Gerard Lemos.The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is a sequel to the film The Human Centipede (First Sequence), which was classified ‘18’ uncut for cinema and DVD release by the BBFC in 2010. The first film dealt with a mad doctor who sews together three kidnapped people in order to produce the ‘human centipede’of the title. Although the concept of the film was undoubtedly tasteless and disgusting it was a relatively traditional and conventional horror film and the Board concluded that it was not in breach of our Guidelines at ‘18’. This new work, The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), tells the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film and who imagines putting the ‘centipede’ idea into practice. Unlike the first film, the sequel presents graphic images of sexual violence, forced defecation, and mutilation, and the viewer is invited to witness events from the perspective of the protagonist. Whereas in the first film the ‘centipede’ idea is presented as a revolting medical experiment, with the focus on whether the victims will be able to escape, this sequel presents the ‘centipede’ idea as the object of the protagonist’s depraved sexual fantasy.
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is a sequel to the film The Human Centipede (First Sequence), which was classified ‘18’ uncut for cinema and DVD release by the BBFC in 2010. The first film dealt with a mad doctor who sews together three kidnapped people in order to produce the ‘human centipede’of the title. Although the concept of the film was undoubtedly tasteless and disgusting it was a relatively traditional and conventional horror film and the Board concluded that it was not in breach of our Guidelines at ‘18’. This new work, The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), tells the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film and who imagines putting the ‘centipede’ idea into practice. Unlike the first film, the sequel presents graphic images of sexual violence, forced defecation, and mutilation, and the viewer is invited to witness events from the perspective of the protagonist. Whereas in the first film the ‘centipede’ idea is presented as a revolting medical experiment, with the focus on whether the victims will be able to escape, this sequel presents the ‘centipede’ idea as the object of the protagonist’s depraved sexual fantasy.
― James Mitchell, Monday, 6 June 2011 17:09 (thirteen years ago) link
David Cooke and pals need a good centipeding imo
― aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 June 2011 18:37 (thirteen years ago) link
surprising, after the first one you'd think they'd want to follow it through to the end
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Monday, 6 June 2011 18:43 (thirteen years ago) link
y'know, I didn't think the first one was terrible, but I think I'll skip this one.
― Simon H. Shit (Simon H.), Monday, 6 June 2011 18:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I actually liked the first one but yeah. I'll skip the sequel, too. Blech
― phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Monday, 6 June 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
censorship is a bad thing, kids
― aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:01 (thirteen years ago) link
http://30.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lgo8occocB1qfdv4ko1_250.gif
― if xtm & dj chucky ft. annia could fly something something love (history mayne), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link
The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence), tells the story of a man who becomes sexually obsessed with a DVD recording of the first film
based on a true story
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:51 (thirteen years ago) link
btw now I see what he meant by "the first film is my little pony compared to the sequel" but seriously, jesus christ
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I mean I'm hardly the sort to call for the banning of something I've never seen but I'm having trouble just reconciling the description of this
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:56 (thirteen years ago) link
censor more things, we tried the censor-nothing approach and it got us Human Centipede
― brad whitford, witchfynder general (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Monday, 6 June 2011 22:02 (thirteen years ago) link
saw the first, loved the opening act (just for dieter laser as dr. heiter), but hated the rest.
no interest in the sequel.
― contenderizer, Monday, 6 June 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
My favorite act was the middle segment.
― Jeff, Monday, 6 June 2011 23:08 (thirteen years ago) link
isnt it really more like cojoined twins than a centipede??
― Latham Green, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:01 (thirteen years ago) link
cojoned twins
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:19 (thirteen years ago) link
imagine the casting pitch for this
"hey, we need you to get naked and wrap your laughing gear around someone's arsehole while someone else's face is strapped to your bum while a guy in a trucker hat sits back and watches you while he masturbates, but it's not a porno, oh and we need you to be like that for 12 weeks"
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 00:39 (thirteen years ago) link
In all seriousness I gotta wonder how this script got pitched to the actors involved. "Yeah so for the better part of the film your mouth is going to be 'surgically attached' to Leslie's anus (don't worry we'll put a pad there or something) and Jim's mouth will be attached to your anus. Great concept, right? Obv you won't have a lot of dialogue for that part of the movie."
― Alex in SF, Friday, August 28, 2009 4:25 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― gr8080, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:33 (thirteen years ago) link
ahahaha
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:35 (thirteen years ago) link
so exactly that plus the bit about the feller wanking
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:36 (thirteen years ago) link
and the barbed-wire raping
― an actual guy talking in an actual rhythm (history mayne), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 08:39 (thirteen years ago) link
id rather watch parks and recreation
i don't really wanna watch this but now i'm not allowed to watch it i sort of wanna watch it. also the first one wasn't all that but if we can't have horror flicks setting reprehensible new lows in bad taste and nihilism every now and then then what's the point?
― aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:05 (thirteen years ago) link
i'd rather watch parks and recreation anything else
― contenderizer, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:06 (thirteen years ago) link
c'mon, it could be another Commitments.
― aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:07 (thirteen years ago) link
From James Mitchell's BBFC link upthread:
The principal focus of The Human Centipede II (Full Sequence) is the sexual arousal of the central character at both the idea and the spectacle of the total degradation, humiliation, mutilation, torture, and murder of his naked victims. Examples of this include a scene early in the film in which he masturbates whilst he watches a DVD of the original Human Centipede film, with sandpaper wrapped around his penis, and a sequence later in the film in which he becomes aroused at the sight of the members of the ‘centipede’ being forced to defecate into one another’s mouths, culminating in sight of the man wrapping barbed wire around his penis and raping the woman at the rear of the ‘centipede’.
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:18 (thirteen years ago) link
what if he did another sequel that was just someone else watching THC2 and doing the same thing, but with a baby in the room
― deems vs boards (DJ Mencap), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Pedestrian thought: If it didn't get banned we wouldn't have even known it had got made, probably.
― resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 09:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Yeah he wants publicity by getting it banned all over the place, that much is clear. Why else would he soak investors' money into something that's so comprehensively in breach of p much every classification office everywhere?
― It's not like we could go to Islam (Autumn Almanac), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 10:03 (thirteen years ago) link
anyone who thinks that THIS is too much should read the synopsis of "A Serbian Film"
that said this is definitely the SECOND most depraved film I can think of, and yes I strangely want to see it
― frogbs, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 14:28 (thirteen years ago) link
I was just about to say "obv dude saw/read about 'A Serbian Film'"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:24 (thirteen years ago) link
part of me wonders if this was the plan all along? the first one was not really a bad movie, but it's not really shocking or anything past the original concept, even kind of boring, and I felt like Six had more talent than what he displayed in the movie. right from the start he was saying things like "wait till you see the sequel"
― frogbs, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:27 (thirteen years ago) link
well... yeah, clearly THIS is the movie dude really wanted to make
I think it is perfectly legitimate to question whether it is actually worth watching
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:32 (thirteen years ago) link
things i have now read: summaries of 'a serbian film', 'grotesque', 'martyrs'
feeling a little less glad to be alive, basically, for the effort
― thomp, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:41 (thirteen years ago) link
what other shock movies are there that transcend the horror genre
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:43 (thirteen years ago) link
off the top of my head I would say salo and sweet movie are two I know but I don't know how they compare to serbian film
things i have now read: summaries of 'a serbian film', 'grotesque', 'martyrs'feeling a little less glad to be alive, basically, for the effort
yeah that is precisely why I mostly avoid modern horror movies; I thought the plot synopsis of Audition was too far, and this shit stampedes WAAAAAY past that line
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
all the people I know who went and saw serbian film are huge passolini fans
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:44 (thirteen years ago) link
okay just read about "Sweet Movie" and... what the hell
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:46 (thirteen years ago) link
poop will never not be gross
sweet movie is actually not bad at all except when they go into the documentary mode of studying that commune
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:47 (thirteen years ago) link
the director was saying that his entire crew almost mutiny'd because the people in that commune were so intense
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Haha after reading about all these movies, its kind of hilarious to see this re: Martyrs:
A US remake from the producers of Twilight is in the works.
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:49 (thirteen years ago) link
Salo isn't half as bad as its reputation imo, and I don't think Pasolini's main aim was to gross out the kids.
― aka best bum of the o_O's (Noodle Vague), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link
Salo is a pretty funny movie come on now
― S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link
if anything it makes all the horrible shit the fascists do look totally mundane/boring
― S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link
I was about to say that it was boring yeah
― puff puff post (uh oh I'm having a fantasy), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 16:54 (thirteen years ago) link