do YOU love achewood, too?

dude it's a cartoon dude

achewood makes me want to get drunk with my friends more often

^get drunk with my friends and cook foods

yes, that!

I never don't want to have a barbecue with pals, achewood is more responsible for me wanting to burn one in a hot tub while listening to the police

phillipe's friday facts is funny but doesnt it just remind you of the onion's jackie harvey?

not as much as the rest of the internet?

the onion's jackie harvey + cusswords = gawkermedia, inc

the onion's jackie harvey + asperger's syndrom = ilx

I love Philippe's Friday Facts! It reminds me of a newsletter I used to make when I was a kid. Plus the pictures of him are so cute. "This is what happens when kids smoke. (die)"

I ONLY LISTEN TO DOUBLE MUSIC

I don't think I like Todd. :(

that's it.

i guess you don't like squirrels that do cocaine. ;__;

Cocaine has ruined him. When he was a crazy tearaway with a cool van and an endless enthusiasm he was great. Hopefully he can cut down his coke usage to more manageable levels and get back to his old self.

I know Todd.

He just doesn't have the ... pathos of the other characters.

todd is all id

Todd hall of fame:

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Best Achewood Animal

http://m.assetbar.com/uua6Lv1Pb.gif

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I did make that pumpkin:

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2039/1514258737_d8a20a7bbe.jpg?v=0

oh my
that is GENIUS

I love you

hey. that's phillipe.
i know him.
i know phillipe.

Vinnie, can we put in advance orders for halloween?

me wanting to burn one in a hot tub while listening to the police

in the fairly unlikely event that I ever meet you in person, can that evening please include this activity? And can I request Zenyatta Mondatta?

Turn on the radio, the static hurts my ears
Tell me, where would I go? I ain't been out in years

Vinnie, can we put in advance orders for halloween?

Yeah I should be trying to make money off this huh. Cartilage Head seems designed to be made into a pumpkin.

'd never even HEARD of achewood before yesterday, but now after clicking two years of it I...I...think I've a sort of a crush on Téodor? Anyway thx for reference ilx!

btw yesterday I started at mid-2002. An hour ago I started at very beginning and I am not so sure abt T-crush anymore. Best com-char-demotion ever, or something.

My wife told me yesterday that she caught herself worrying about Roast Beef while she was walking to the store.

ok the Todd creation myth is actually astonishing.

I keep saying "¡CHINGA JAIME!" to myself because of this strip.

the.
great.
outdoor.
fight.

fuck

...and now I find the 'phone dong appendage' sequence. like, this is not only the funniest web cartoon ever, but the comments it makes on comradeship, insecurity, communication and braggadocio in these few strips alone are proof of quite brilliant intellect.

Stop proving that you are smart, LJ, and start being more amusing.

Has he proved that he's smart?

http://www.jour.sc.edu/pages/wigginsweb/481_Sisyphus.jpg

If you're gonna go on about stuff I wish I ever got a blowjob that didn't end in me getting yelled at

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2053/1803499739_de94f9c45c.jpg

Today's and yesterday's were both really funny.

Did you do those, Jordan?

yeah, though maddie did most of the work

I GET TO TAKE A SHOWER WITH A BAND?

Absolutely love the Beef pumpkin. Perfectly captures his whole personality.

mmm beef pumpkin

neat pumpkins!

OK, the Phillipe line "Is that...the Olympics?" and the entire "Bad Porn" cartoon have just made me laugh more than anything else ever on the internet.

*Philippe

O shit.

I'm totally gonna have me an Achewood marathon.

Cook up some food, grab a few Stellas, and read every single strip in order...

Salute me.

OH SHIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIITTTT!