have you shagged ariane yet?

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xpost not nearly as ST as other Ds.

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link

NERDCORE.JPG
http://arianeb.com/images/nerdcore.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link

anyway the trick to hot tub sex is to play truth or dare in the hot tub

Untrue! I played this twice, with the following results:

(1) Drank too much wine and she passed out

(2) Quickly got her in the hot tub and made out a bunch. Three options: drink wine, make out again, or play truth or dare. I'm bored with making out and I don't want to ply her with too much wine again, so I go with truth or dare. She says: "Romance is in the air and all you want to do is play games?" And apparently that is a date-killer.

Because you know how it is on first dates, when girls are like "look, if you don't want to do me right this second, you need to get the hell out of my house"

nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:11 (sixteen years ago) link

guys i can't beat this game

probably cuz i cant find the "would you like to listen to the plies version of snoop dogg and akon's smash single 'i wanna fuck you'?" option

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link

michael jackson???
http://arianeb.com/images/ariane26.jpg

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:13 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah hot tub truth or dar led to me touching her "breasts" (pretty lol that they use "breasts" but also "pussy") and then her saying "what happened to foreplay?"

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:14 (sixteen years ago) link

See, long long time ago (fifteen years at least), I remember in Loaded magazine a review of a "date Jo Guest" game which sounded very similar to some of these scenarios.

Mark G, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

probably cuz i cant find the "would you like to listen to the plies version of snoop dogg and akon's smash single 'i wanna fuck you'?" option

LOL i was looking for futuresex lovesound

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

before you go for the puss, you have to rub her shoulders, back and butt first. also if you click directly on the nips you can lick them.

you can do this jordan, i know you can!

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:16 (sixteen years ago) link

;_;

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link

gr8080 is this game's Hitch

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:17 (sixteen years ago) link

also maybe leave her a cute myspace comment before you reload the game again?? couldnt hurt.

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:18 (sixteen years ago) link

ARIANE NATION

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:19 (sixteen years ago) link

I am addicted to this and I hate myself, in the same way I hate myself when I come home at 1am and eat nothing but a huge bag of crisps washed down with beer.

This may be something to do with the fact that I got the two girls in the pool on my first go and haven't successfully progressed beyond this in 25 subsequent attempts.

Matt DC, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:20 (sixteen years ago) link

Also I would never date such a lightweight.

Matt DC, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:21 (sixteen years ago) link

sadly otm

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:22 (sixteen years ago) link

I AM SO TIRED OF THE FIRST 10 OR 15 MOVES IN THIS GAME. CAN WE JUST START IN THE BACK YARD ALREADY?!

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:24 (sixteen years ago) link

otm

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Also I would never date such a lightweight.

-- Matt DC, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:21 AM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

sadly otm

-- gr8080, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:22 AM (4 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

QFfuckingT

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:29 (sixteen years ago) link

figuring out the stripper routine is annoying

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:29 (sixteen years ago) link

sexy dance/chair dance/take off skirt/pole dance/take off top/pole dance/rub body

robotsinlove, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:32 (sixteen years ago) link

http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/goodbye.jpg
Thank you for your honesty, but it is my policy not to date teenagers. I'm a little too old for you.
Glad to have met you, thanks for stopping by.

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:37 (sixteen years ago) link

she's still nipping while she says that, though

nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:39 (sixteen years ago) link

she's also really bad at math, if you're 18 or 19

nabisco, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:40 (sixteen years ago) link

Adriane (ft. [ban me] & Paul Wall)- Still Nippin'

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:41 (sixteen years ago) link

I HAVE SUCKED THE NIPS

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link

I kind of want to go in there while she's not home and redecorate her house. Is this 1981?

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link

how?!!!

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:44 (sixteen years ago) link

THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS TO ME IN THE HOT TUP POST DARING HER TO MAKE OUT:

kiss->make out'>massage->"fondle breasts"->take off top->"hey i'm not into nude fondling"

WTF

am i not scrolling over the right thing?

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:45 (sixteen years ago) link

makeout > take off shirt > rub tittays > suck the nips

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link

it is kind of funny how you've been at this 24 hours and still cant score.

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link

xpost

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link

What's the pic for nip sucking? It's got to be awful.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

bcuz even after we go skinny dipping w/ other chick we go into the hot tub alone and she has her top back on >_<

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

hm ok

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

my problem is that i'm really impatient

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link

it is kind of funny how you've been at this 24 hours and still cant score.

-- gr8080, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

i've gathered this

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link

The best I've done so far is sex twice (with the lights off), a sloshed-on-liquor nude feel up on her table right before she passes out and a game of Marco Polo in the pool with Ariane and her friend (once nude, twice splitting the bikini).

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I went something like kiss > wine > french kiss > shoulders > tits > wine > take off shirt > french kiss > tits > suck the nips > back > take off pants > tits > fail

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:49 (sixteen years ago) link

This was on the couch, btw.

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link

"i'm not into nude fondling"

lolz, like it's this whole other scene. "I've heard of people doing that, saw it on Real Sex on HBO. I won't judge, but I'm not into it."

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link

oh wait, it started with hair and there was another hair in there somewhere

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link

hotub > wine > kiss > truth or dare > do her dare > she does her truth > dare her to take off her top > do her dare > dare her to take off her bottoms > do her dare > kiss > rub shoulders > grab tits > lick nips > rub back > rub butt > rub thighs > rub puss >
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link

lolllllllll @ gr80 explaining birds & bees to jordan sargent

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

THINGS I AM REALLY GOOD AT:

-making her pass out
-feeding her steak
-taking pictures of her overlooking the city
-not fondling her bare breasts

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck this game

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i need more cougar experience

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

No offence, but I hope for your sakes none of you meet any hot girls this weekend.

Matt DC, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:55 (sixteen years ago) link

ok problem was that i've dared her to make out (leads to nothing) and to "play with her pussy" (no)

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I want some option where you click on her boobs and "smooth gradients"

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link


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