― Ned Raggett (Ned), Sunday, 8 May 2005 16:27 (nineteen years ago) link
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― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Sunday, 8 May 2005 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link
trayce i really want to know the story behind your story.
Me too! It bugged me all the rest of the day. Who was that strange top hat and tails man? What WAS he waiting for? Why have the jewish families in my street taken it upon themselves to play vigilante all of a sudden (ok maybe this one is something they're careful about anyway).
A mystery indeed.
― Trayce (trayce), Monday, 9 May 2005 01:19 (nineteen years ago) link
"THE GANG BANG WAS GREAT!"
Then they piled into a beat up Crown Victoria and sped away.
― Nick L. (Nick L.), Monday, 9 May 2005 05:51 (nineteen years ago) link
A couple weeks ago some girl was talking on the phone and suddenly asked whoever was on the line, "So, have you ever asked your mom if she's had anal sex?"
― mike h. (mike h.), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:07 (nineteen years ago) link
― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:10 (nineteen years ago) link
― kirsten (kirsten), Monday, 9 May 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link
For all you New Order fans out there:New Order fan (at Reading '98) to unconverted friend: "New Order? They're like...GODS!"
-- DG (rgreenfiel...), September 4th, 2001.
DG, the originator of I Love Everything, might well be interested to know that Hiro, a not-actually-as-swank-as-it-seems club situated inside the Maritime Hotel, which itself is on the Chelsea-side outskirts of the suddenly ultra-riche meatpacking district in New York City, was host last Thursday to a NEW ORDER DJ SET (i.e. Peter Hook playing records). ILX regular Dan Selzer was on just after him, my ex-roommate was working behind the bar, and maura and her lovely boyfriend joe were my companions - so it was a very fun night indeed - until afterwards, which i may get into on some other thread where the subject is more explicitly about the police.
in any case, very early in the evening, when it was still possible to overhear things, these two fake-tanned Club Bitches approach the bar and as they pass me i hear, in the most clichéd "lieeeke, ohmiGOD" voices i could have possibly imagined: "I got in SO much trouble for NOT licking her pussy!"
er...
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 May 2005 22:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 May 2005 22:44 (nineteen years ago) link
in my living room, roomie's sister talking to other roomie:
SIS: "well, our pastor hates the word 'modern', so our sunday evening service is more like, i guess, a post-modern service."
SOMEONE ELSE: "(inaudible)"
SIS: "yeah, the problem is, he's good at guitar but he doesn't have any rhythm and our usual drummer lives like an hour and a half from las vegas."
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Monday, 9 May 2005 22:47 (nineteen years ago) link
― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 9 May 2005 22:49 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tracer Hand (tracerhand), Tuesday, 10 May 2005 02:55 (nineteen years ago) link
Girl1: "I can't believe she didn't know Paul O'Grady was gay!"Girl2: "Some people are just like that though.... My nan's a real homosexual."Girl1: "Homophobic. Homosexual means you is gay innit."
― marianna, Tuesday, 10 May 2005 09:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― ()ops (()()ps), Friday, 13 May 2005 14:56 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 16:20 (nineteen years ago) link
― kirsten (kirsten), Tuesday, 24 May 2005 19:26 (nineteen years ago) link
― the black hand, Thursday, 26 May 2005 22:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Friday, 27 May 2005 12:10 (nineteen years ago) link
"The only thing with Klingon is, there's no verb 'to be'..."
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 17:13 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 1 June 2005 17:34 (nineteen years ago) link
― kirsten (kirsten), Friday, 3 June 2005 00:43 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 3 June 2005 06:19 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 3 June 2005 06:21 (nineteen years ago) link
― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Friday, 3 June 2005 06:24 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 3 June 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Friday, 3 June 2005 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link
the person he was talking to looked slightly dumbfounded "a kitten?" - as I did until I realized what he was trying to say.
"Raja, I think you mean 'pussy'."
"Yes, yes, a pussy, you are being a pussy!"
I walked away.
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Idiot!
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Cartain, Thursday, 9 June 2005 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link
?? This makes perfect sense. It means "I know you haven't been here for a long time, and you might think that I would have been here since, but actually I haven't". Like if a friend from out of town turns up and says "let's go to that bar we went to last time", then when you get there you might say this.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 9 June 2005 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link
Tuomas, it's 2005 and you live in Finland for god's sake - mobile phones have been able to play mp3s for years!!
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 9 June 2005 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link
Dude 2: Hey, did you know milk cures PMS?Dude 1: Yeah?Dude 2: Yeah. (pause) I bought my wife a cow. (Chuckles to himself).
FIN
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link
"This is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I told you not to process that check until the 18th, and you did it anyway. I specifically said....."
(pause, pacing briefly)
"No, bullshit. Listen to what I'm saying, Mom."
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 30 June 2005 12:55 (eighteen years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 30 June 2005 13:40 (eighteen years ago) link
"Man, you got me...the ovaries?"
― now now now, Thursday, 30 June 2005 14:03 (eighteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 30 June 2005 14:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 30 June 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link
It went something like this, “ I couldn’t believe it he came in shouting, banging doors and then went into the bathroom and puked up loudly in the sink, dirty bastard. He didn’t even use the toilet. Then he starts talking to himself like a fucking mental case and groaning til about 4 this morning.” when I’d finished my rant, I walked past his door and noticed that he hadn’t left like I thought, he was in his room awake and well within hearing range. Doh!
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 4 July 2005 09:03 (eighteen years ago) link
J: "Yeah! But we have to be careful that it doesn't become raver energy, or too-happy energy, or the gym energy..."
D: "Of course...."
J: "It has to be Andrew W.K. slash E.L.O. energy, we have to style it out, or else..."
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:27 (eighteen years ago) link
"If you fuck it, they will come"
― Hand Shapes (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:30 (eighteen years ago) link
Naked man #1 : So, how are you coming along with the smoking?Naked man #2 : Well, I don't smoke.Naked man #1 : Still keeping it up, then!Naked man #2 : No, actually I've never smoked.Naked man #1 : Good for you. GOOD FOR YOU.
― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:22 (eighteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:23 (eighteen years ago) link
She: This is rather nice.He: ...You could do that, couldn't you Michael?He: mmm
― rainy (rainy), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:25 (eighteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:06 (eighteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:51 (eighteen years ago) link