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What is it, exactly?

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― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 31 August 2003 05:37 (twenty-one years ago) link

shut the fuck up
shut the fuck up
you're annoying
why won't you shut the fuck up?
take your holier than thou attitude and cram it
chris won't you ever shut UP?????

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 31 August 2003 06:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

(didja forget a 't' there?)

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 31 August 2003 06:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

oops.. yep, sure did...

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 31 August 2003 06:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

i wonder how long Pink Dot will take.

― Orbit (Orbit), Sunday, 31 August 2003 06:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

oooh pink dot

― luna (luna.c), Sunday, 31 August 2003 06:12 (twenty-one years ago) link

dunt doo doo doo doo doo doo
What happened?

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 31 August 2003 06:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

financial possibilities of "raunch dressing"

― s1utsky (slutsky), Sunday, 31 August 2003 07:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

*looking further up-thread*

DUDE I'M NOT A HIPPY, PEOPLE! I'LL KICK PUPPIES GRRR!

― nickalicious is totally a hippy and he hates it (nickalicious), Sunday, 31 August 2003 07:10 (twenty-one years ago) link

You're a hippie, but you're OUR hippie.

― Tep (ktepi), Sunday, 31 August 2003 07:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://artists.iuma.com/IUMA/Bands/nickalicious/images/sm-362442.jpg
*Jimi Hendrix's version of the "Star Spangled Banner" in background*
"My fellow mellow Americans. Duuuude. Yoga is like totally good for your energy. Just let your body tune to the A-440 of your body's vibrations, and all your chakras will like totally rawk out like in outer space with no matter and stuff maaaaan."

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 31 August 2003 07:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm thinkin...

Okay my bwoy K3v1n's passed out and I'm the only awake person in the house and I'm thinkin' maybe I should walk home and eat summa dat falafel and fried-green tomatoes I made earlier I got sittin' in me fridge or maybe I could just pass out on the couch downstairs, but that would mean I wouldnae have no food in mah belleh, and I want food in mah belleh!

― nickalicious (nickalicious), Sunday, 31 August 2003 08:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

"i'll be stuck on this 'worst thing abt doing yr yearly accounts' thread for a looooooooooooong time!..."

― t\'\'t (t\'\'t), Sunday, 31 August 2003 10:43 (twenty-one years ago) link

I want a cat now!! *sulks* (after just being told by the cat rehoming place that it would be better to wait until we've moved) :-(

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Sunday, 31 August 2003 14:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

How in the fucking fuck did I fuck up oatmeal???

― oops (Oops), Sunday, 31 August 2003 19:49 (twenty-one years ago) link

All life we work
But work is a bore
if life's worth living
what's working for?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 August 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

All life we work
But work is a bore
if life's for living
what's living for?

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Sunday, 31 August 2003 21:32 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am thinking that Ally is an extraordinarily abusive person.

I am thinking that I just hung up the phone with Chris Barrus and *he* doesn't think there is a problem at all, and *he* doesn't think I need to apologize to him for anything.

I am thinking that Carey has a problem, but I emailed her about that, so as not to clog up the boards with any more bullshit.

I am thinking that people need to *stop* assuming they know what is going on, and get their facts straight.

That is what I am thinking right now.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

I am thinking I really don't give a shit.

― oops (Oops), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:52 (twenty-one years ago) link

THANK GOD.
May I buy you a cocktail?

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

http://www.angelfire.com/ns/dougquaid/images/rcall111.jpg

"Twooooooo Weeeeeeeeeeeeks"

― JD Roth (phil-two), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I do not know what your problem is, but you are being unnecessarily obnoxious. Perhaps I should follow *you* around ILE and post obnoxious things after everything you post? Would you like that? If you have some kind of problem with me, then get it off your chest. Otherwise knock off this chickenshit bullshit harassment.

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 1 September 2003 06:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm thinking I ain't drunk enough . . .

I want to feed Kingfish some s'mores

I want to play a couple of Boys Named Sue some sweet gangsta rap

i want a boy in Kentucky to be spending a rainy night with me in the EDT instead. . .

but none of these fine men are here with me now. Tomorrow's a holiday and all I have is love mix CDs I've made for Ally-zay and Millar and my toys. And the pouring, tropical storm rain. How sad.

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Monday, 1 September 2003 07:05 (twenty-one years ago) link

Christ, there's a yellowjacket directly outside my door that's as long as my little finger and as thick as a Magic Marker. It's enormous. I didn't think stinging insects got that big outside the tropics. I think my first glance at it is probably the most frightening thing I've seen in my life. I keep paranoically, nonsensically, brushing the backs of my legs to make sure it didn't jump on me on my way in the door, the better to burrow its stinger into me and enslave me for the queen!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:08 (twenty-one years ago) link

send cookies.

― RJG (RJG), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

I can't, YELLOWJACKET WILL EAT ME!

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:11 (twenty-one years ago) link

ugggg, too many cookies

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

That reminds me of last night's Futurama. (the yellowjacket stuff)

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:23 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why am I awake? Sleeping without sheets on the bed isn't so bad sometimes. I wonder if my dad's happier being in Brandon? I wish I had Pop Tarts. Sure don't feel like doing anything today! Gotta go watch the Ararat tape I rented the other night. Why the fuck didn't I get more beer yesterday? Some of the books I have in my piles here are a riot! Guerin's "Fascism and Big Business"; John Kenneth Galbraith's "The Age of Uncertainty"! FUCK! Why am I so down when I'm surrounded by all this funny shit? Is anyone gonna shave today? I'm a blathering moran sometimes.

― Bryan (Bryan), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:25 (twenty-one years ago) link

Mm, headache.

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

I think I'm glad I didn't see last night's Futurama..

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:36 (twenty-one years ago) link

The yellowjacket crawled underneath the sidewalk! Are yellowjackets the one that build underground nests? Is there a colony of mutant yellowjackets living beneath me?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:46 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tep that whole incident terrifies me so much.

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:51 (twenty-one years ago) link

Terrifies you? I'm the one who still has to go back out there to get the laundry out of the dryer!

I'm normally not bothered by insects when they're outdoors, since I realized they don't actually get off on stinging me, but geez.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 15:55 (twenty-one years ago) link

Laughing so hard I can't stop. I wonder if you can follow 5 people around the boards at a time.

wah wah wah waaaaaaaaahhhhhhhhh

― Carey (Carey), Monday, 1 September 2003 16:00 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm thinking "Wow, zebedee's good at this Premiership Predictions thing, isn't he?"

― MarkH (MarkH), Monday, 1 September 2003 16:01 (twenty-one years ago) link

I'm really phobic about flying stinging insects, Tep--like irrationally terrified of them due to childhood experiences--so I guess I'm scared on your behalf!

― s1utsky (slutsky), Monday, 1 September 2003 16:09 (twenty-one years ago) link

C/D: losing a person on the lease becuase their too fuckin' neurotic and tightly wound to accept that other people may just have differing standards of cleanliness

― Kingfish (Kingfish), Monday, 1 September 2003 16:53 (twenty-one years ago) link

I have Spanish class in two hours, and I'm sitting here trying to figure out how much Spanish I actually remember from two weeks ago. I don't think I forget anything as fast as I do math or foreign languages (and I'm fairly good with my own language, for heaven's sake!)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 18:33 (twenty-one years ago) link

On Labor Day??

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 1 September 2003 18:34 (twenty-one years ago) link

Weird, isn't it? University staff has the day off; and yet it's the first day of classes. I have a feeling that I'm actually going to the Strangest Normal School In The Country.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 18:38 (twenty-one years ago) link

Godzilla vs King Ghidorah, Flashdance, and Eight Men Out are all on at the same time. How can I choose?

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

You know what would be a great movie? "Godzilla vs. King Ghidorah, Flashdance, and Eight Men Out."

(Gotta love comma humor.)

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 23:16 (twenty-one years ago) link

Tep, no contest--go with the 'Zilla!

― Orbit (Orbit), Monday, 1 September 2003 23:18 (twenty-one years ago) link

Lesson plans suX0r

― Texas, Biyatch! (thatgirl), Monday, 1 September 2003 23:19 (twenty-one years ago) link

SoapNet has a show on called Who's Your Daddy -- which I was hoping was an actual soap opera because, damn, how would that not be the best show ever? But it's a special on births in soaps.

So -- yep, Godzilla! I've never seen the beginning of Flashdance, but I've seen Eight Men Out pretty recently. So Godzilla wins.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 23:20 (twenty-one years ago) link

Whoa, this is the movie the "a long time ago, in a far off land, I saw a real live dinosaur!" sound clip comes from. Hearing it was like that time when I was in a restaurant and a James Brown song came on, and I caught part of it and went, "Pop Will Eat Itself!" -- not realizing it was actually the original song, not the sample. So when people gave me odd looks, I covered by saying, "... well, but it will, you know."

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 23:22 (twenty-one years ago) link

I just had an epiphany, and I now grok the pickle in a bag.

― Tep (ktepi), Monday, 1 September 2003 23:27 (twenty-one years ago) link

Why doesn't soda come in variety packs? Have we learned nothing from Mr Goodbar? Seriously, if not for the Hershey's miniatures, I never would've had a Mr Goodbar, because hello, I grew up in the "Mr Carlson wants to touch Arnold in his bathing suit areas" 80s, and I was taught early on never to eat a Mister.

Wouldn't a variety pack be the best way to introduce Coke.12, or Strawberry Pepsi, or Mountain Dew Amber Alert?

Do they really think I'm more likely to be in the mood for a 24 pack of Dr Pepper than a 24 pack of "some of each"?

Bastards.

― Tep (ktepi), Tuesday, 2 September 2003 00:54 (twenty-one years ago) link

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