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Apparently mortifying enough that she removed her Flickr account, Dan.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Friday, 6 January 2006 18:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I just go where Towleroad takes me.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Friday, 6 January 2006 19:57 (eighteen years ago) link

Safe-for-work Jake black-tie porn:

http://towleroad.typepad.com/towleroad/2006/01/jake_gyllenhaal.html

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:02 (eighteen years ago) link

Like the posters I too wonder which "street fairs" Jake's been attending.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Monday, 16 January 2006 16:31 (eighteen years ago) link

http://profile.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=user.viewprofile&friendID=29048224

Is it real? YOU DECIDE.

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:16 (eighteen years ago) link

Jake Gyllenhaal: Emo or Not

― Jimmy Mod (I myself am lethal at 100 -110dB) (The Famous Jimmy Mod), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:24 (eighteen years ago) link

tweemo

― Lars and Jagger (Ex Leon), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 03:26 (eighteen years ago) link

Looks real to me. His taste in quaint harmless Hollywood liberalism (To Kill A Mockingbird) gives the game away.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:12 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't know -- I feel like there is too much info thrown in trying to PROVE it's the REAL HIM. Dude can't really spell, either. Maybe he just likes talking about himself a lot!

― gunther heartymeal (keckles), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 04:13 (eighteen years ago) link

It could be him, but there's nothing in that profile that couldn't be the regurgitations of an obsessive celeb-mag reader. note the profile for his mom in his friends -- wtf?

― elmo, patron saint of nausea (allocryptic), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:54 (eighteen years ago) link

that's definitely NOT HIM!

JAKE IF YOU'RE READING THIS, I LOVE YOU

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 21:58 (eighteen years ago) link

thanks, are you male or female?

― JG (jed), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:00 (eighteen years ago) link

there are a lot of famous people who maintain their own blogs!! By a lot I mean 2. But anyway that could very well be JG and if it is, seriously that shit was lame.

― Allyzay must fight Zolton herself. (allyzay), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:04 (eighteen years ago) link

I rather regret beginning this thread with semi-serious intentions, oblivious to the fact that what most of us really want is to bone him in a pup tent, preferably without clothes.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:09 (eighteen years ago) link

I read somewhere he's not taking any jobs til the Oscar noms come out, so his price goes up.

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:10 (eighteen years ago) link

why do they call them pup tents?

― jed_ (jed), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:12 (eighteen years ago) link

Because it's the only kind of tent in which you can dog your companion.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:13 (eighteen years ago) link

nothing hurts as much as knowing that i will never dog jake gyllenhaal

― killy (baby lenin pin), Wednesday, 18 January 2006 22:29 (eighteen years ago) link

That myspace page is hilarious.

― Tim Finney (Tim Finney), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:32 (eighteen years ago) link

http://fatchris.co.uk/heroes/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg

He is such a girl here.

― RoxyMuzak½ (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2006 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

He is such a girl here.

and a beautiful girl, at that...

― killy (baby lenin pin), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

kd lang

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:06 (eighteen years ago) link

ihttp://fatchris.co.uk/heroes/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg ihttp://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd600/d686/d68651877ec.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

http://fatchris.co.uk/heroes/jake_gyllenhaal.jpg http://www.artistdirect.com/Images/Sources/AMGCOVERS/music/cover200/drd600/d686/d68651877ec.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:08 (eighteen years ago) link

I swear to God that was an x-post.

― jaymc (jaymc), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

see!

― RoxyMuzak© (roxymuzak), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:09 (eighteen years ago) link

Well. We know what biopic Oscar will fall in love with next year.

Shadowland, directed by Curtis Hanson

Starring: Jakye Gyllenhaal, Donald Sutherland, Jennifer Connelly.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Thursday, 19 January 2006 19:17 (eighteen years ago) link

two weeks pass...

Musto in this week's Voice:

"What actor who's played gay was supposedly going to come out as bi on that talk show, but naturally didn't?"

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:19 (eighteen years ago) link

Tom Cruise?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:25 (eighteen years ago) link

Lestat doesn't count!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Uma Thurman? (I wish! Not that I'd have any chance...)

― Nathalie (stevie nixed), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 15:47 (eighteen years ago) link

Wasn't Jake just on oprah?

― Miss Misery xox (MissMiseryTX), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:33 (eighteen years ago) link

Yup.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 16:34 (eighteen years ago) link

Can we stop this idle speculation before I dissolve into copious tears?

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:47 (eighteen years ago) link

dave chappelle?

― s1ocki (slutsky), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:48 (eighteen years ago) link

He is from Yellow Springs.

― jaymc (jaymc), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:49 (eighteen years ago) link

If you read Musto regularly THERE'S NOT MUCH TO SPECULATE ABOUT!

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 8 February 2006 17:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I've got a trophy for you, too...

http://www.larioja.com/RC/200602/20/Media/bafta--200x240.JPG

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 20:05 (eighteen years ago) link

It was an upset too....but Clooney looked as delighted as the rest of us by his acceptance speech.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 21:59 (eighteen years ago) link

was this on BBC America?

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I'll send you the clip:

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NeG2Hna7Pw

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:17 (eighteen years ago) link

He was adorable and managed to look not at all bored through the whole thing, unlike Heath Ledger who looked like the whole thing was beneath him.

― accentmonkey (accentmonkey), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:19 (eighteen years ago) link

I dunno about that...during those reaction shots Ledger looked like he couldn't contain his excitement. Sitting next to Michele Williams he probably wished he and Jake could go somewhere offstage to do the ol' Jack Twist.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Tuesday, 21 February 2006 22:22 (eighteen years ago) link

Saw Proof a few nights ago....Jake was largely wasted as Paltrow passed through her Stations of the Cross.

― Alfred, Lord Sotosyn (Alfred Soto), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 01:30 (eighteen years ago) link

I'm telling you, Alfred -- Bubble Boy.

(and thanks, but Morbius' workplace didn't give him a computer with sound, and I have nothing at home...)

― Dr Morbius (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 22 February 2006 19:03 (eighteen years ago) link

REVIVE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! someone please post hot pics!!!!!!!!

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:24 (eighteen years ago) link

You rang?

http://www.benjaminnicholas.com/gyllenhaal-jake.jpg

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:27 (eighteen years ago) link

ughh he's so hot it makes me want to barf

― killy (baby lenin pin), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:28 (eighteen years ago) link

Nice cross.

― jaymc (jaymc), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Phil-two is infinitely hotter, dudes.

― ALLAH FROG (Mingus Dew), Tuesday, 7 March 2006 05:34 (eighteen years ago) link

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