britishers -- tell me about WIMPY BARS and their shitty burgers

to the extent of being referenced in punk songs

Spotted last week: Wimpy at M&D's.

O God!!!

Is Cumberland ring what you get the next morning after a meal at Wimpy's? Or is it something else?

i like that you get a plate and a fork and a knife and such but the food itself is very poor.

are these still around?

ya-hah

You can still get a Bender in a Bun (like a rubber hose) and a Spicy Beanburger (explosive results after a couple of hours).

One near me in Watney Market, Shadwell. Never been in, 20 years since I've been in one probably.

according to wikipedia:

"In the UAE it [the spicy bean burger] is called the Bean Royal."

i have friends working in Dubai right now, i should ask them if they've seen this there.

Last time I ate in one was the Brighton branch in 1996.

i went to one with my dad and brother for nostalgia value a couple of months ago, seemed kinda depressing. food was meh, and the milkshakes are crap now.

that "dr beaks" thing is nuts. why would you want to associate your restaurant brand with:

a) someone people see when they're ill

b) a part of the chicken that nobody would ever eat

Had a Wimpy burger about 18 months ago and it was hugely disappointing tbh. The onions were bland as fuck.

They always are, and they're always grey.

the woman serving didn't look much like Eleanor Bron either :(

this franchise still fascinates me

http://cdn.fxguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/779c0a.jpg

i was gonna say

twas that film which brought wimpy's to mind, yes

i feel like i will still eat at Wimpy because it is Wimpy even tho most of the menu is pretty sucky

I just recall Wimpy being crazy expensive when I was a kid (you only got a SAUCER full of chips!) but we still went because it was the only place we were allowed to smoke in our school uniforms.

a friend of mine, being a Wimpy aficionado, was at one point trying to visit all remaining Wimpys in the country. he took me to one once, I think it was the one in Greenwich, and tbh I was pretty underwhelmed.

is there still one in brighton? i remember seeing that before. they did a "bender breakfast", which "may contain bone" apparently.

hahaa I forgot about the bender. Wasn't there a 'big bender' too? awesome. They looked fucking gross too

http://www.wimpy.uk.com/images/products/Bender-in-a-Bun-Cheese.jpg

http://pics.livejournal.com/amuchmoreexotic/pic/0003xbqs/s320x320.jpg

"One good thing about this tour was that we always had some money, so everyone was well fed. Although I must say that I missed having a good hamburger now and then. The only place we could locate then that sold hamburgers was called Wimpy's, after the character in the Popeye cartoons, who ate burgers all the time. They smelled and tasted like dog food on soggy buns. Occasionally, when we were desperate, we would send out for these terrible things."

-John 'Drumbo' French on Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band's second UK tour, 1968 ('Beefheart: Through the Eyes of Magic', pg. 333)

I had one of these things in Cape Town a couple of years ago. The mustard actually stained my finger for a whole day. The yellow dye would not wash out of my skin.