US INCOME TAX!

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I love TurboTax so much I had its logo tattooed on my ballsack.

HI DERE, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:04 (sixteen years ago) link

I love TurboTax so much I donated my refund to John McCain.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

NO REFUND FOR ME THIS YEAR

Catsupppppppppppppp dude 茄蕃, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I love TurboTax so much I got it thru Kazaa

wanko ergo sum, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

I hate turbotax tbh but I've been spoiled my whole life by having a moms who was a professional tax preparer for years and years

El Tomboto, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

I love TurboTax so much I got it thru Kazaa

For a second I was reading this as "it got me through Kwanzaa."

jaymc, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

crap, I forgot about my $16 1099 from Paypal. Should I just ride it out and see if they take my payment or go ahead and file an amended return?

milo z, Wednesday, 16 April 2008 20:21 (sixteen years ago) link

lolz

DG, Thursday, 17 April 2008 19:10 (sixteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Um is there another $800 tax refund this year similar to the Bush-era 2008 $800 tax refund? Because we just got our 2009 refund and it's exactly $800 more than the amount we calculated on our tax form.

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:08 (fourteen years ago) link

I think I found the answer myself:
http://www.moneyunder30.com/400-800-making-work-pay-tax-credit

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:17 (fourteen years ago) link

well that is awesome and unexpected

congratulations (n/a), Friday, 26 March 2010 15:18 (fourteen years ago) link

eleven months pass...

Nice refund, applied to my first 2.5 quarterly estimates for 2011. And my quarterlies only went up $60, even losing the child deduction/EIC.

lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Friday, 18 March 2011 20:52 (thirteen years ago) link

the change to the self-employed health insurance deduction is pretty awesome.

sarahel, Friday, 18 March 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

My refund was $9! I owed from being on unemployment for almost 2 yrs

The Scenario (chrisv2010), Friday, 18 March 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I owe the state $13, because Haley Barbour needs to Biggie-Size his lunch combo tomorrow.

lowfat dry milquetoast (WmC), Friday, 18 March 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

one year passes...

Should I just pay Turbotax the $20 to file my state return?

Office Tebow (Leee), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:47 (twelve years ago) link

Sure.

Whiney Houson (WmC), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:48 (twelve years ago) link

go for it

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

depending on the complexity of your taxes and income level, your state might have free filing options.

sarahell, Sunday, 1 April 2012 19:49 (twelve years ago) link

I can't remember what life was like before Turbotax.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:05 (twelve years ago) link

Did ours yesterday, rah turbotax - made even a complex messy year (self employment, employment, unemployment) not too daunting.

Jaq, Sunday, 1 April 2012 20:23 (twelve years ago) link

those of you in creative or otherwise non-regular-paycheck types of careers might look into an accountant who specializes in that kind of thing. i dunno know common it is, but there's a youngish dude here who runs an accountancy shop pitched to artists, performers, freelancers and the like. he doubles his office as an art gallery in off hours. countdown to quiddities article on the 'hipster accountant' in 10, 9...

goole, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:02 (twelve years ago) link

uh, i resemble that dude.

sarahell, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:07 (twelve years ago) link

Did turbotax on the web, but I'm just going to file both my 2010 and 2011 at the same time. I can't e-file this year, so everything's getting printed out and chucked inna manila envelope.

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:10 (twelve years ago) link

do not put multiple years' returns in the same envelope when mailing them in. things tend to get lost/misplaced.

sarahell, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:13 (twelve years ago) link

I need to remember to send in my state tax payment, all twelve bucks of it.

Whiney Houson (WmC), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:17 (twelve years ago) link

Ah, good suggestion

Spleen of Hearts (kingfish), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:28 (twelve years ago) link

Debating regular TurboTax or the $150 version that says it helps with business/self-employment deductions.

Kiarostami bag (milo z), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:29 (twelve years ago) link

for $150 I'll do your taxes.

sarahell, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:41 (twelve years ago) link

About six years ago I learned that I owed the IRS about $200 for taxes filed three years earlier. Yet I've gotten returns every year since. Am I to assume that IRS got its money by deducting the amount from my return at some point?

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

return = refund

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:42 (twelve years ago) link

xp - that is highly likely.

sarahell, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:43 (twelve years ago) link

That's what everyone's told me. But you'd think the IRS would send a letter or something letting me know it'd done it.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:44 (twelve years ago) link

they generally do send letters when they do this.

sarahell, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

Did you learn about it from the IRS, or from your tax preparer?

Whiney Houson (WmC), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:46 (twelve years ago) link

IRS.

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:47 (twelve years ago) link

i've been reading some message boards about the irs and i'm pretty sure you're going to prison? idk

goole, Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:48 (twelve years ago) link

b-b-but I've said nice things about Reagan!

Exile in lolville (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Sunday, 1 April 2012 22:49 (twelve years ago) link

I always do the taxes for my household. I have for my entire adult life. This encourages me to keep our finances quite simple and straightforward, but it also means I fully understand where our money comes from and where it goes. This seems a Good Thing.

Aimless, Monday, 2 April 2012 23:23 (twelve years ago) link

lol last time I turn to a bunch of internet hardmen for tax advice -- I'm saving my $20 and copying the stuff that it filled out for me and submitting a hard copy.

Où sont le Lord Custos d'antan? (Leee), Monday, 9 April 2012 00:21 (twelve years ago) link

gah our tax system really sucks can't believe I owe money MAYBE I SHOULD GET SOME HOUSES AND KIDS

iatee, Monday, 9 April 2012 02:54 (twelve years ago) link

I haven't had a refund in years. But then I don't pay a lot from my check either. I basically pay the minimum to avoid the under payment penalty.

Jeff, Monday, 9 April 2012 03:00 (twelve years ago) link

MAYBE I SHOULD GET SOME HOUSES AND KIDS

Houses? Sure. Buy small ones, tho. And if you want to come out money ahead, skip the kids.

Aimless, Monday, 9 April 2012 04:33 (twelve years ago) link

xxp - maybe it's because you make a lot of money (relatively speaking), iatee?

sarahell, Monday, 9 April 2012 04:44 (twelve years ago) link

If he were making money, he wouldn't be paying taxes. /half-joking

Où sont le Lord Custos d'antan? (Leee), Monday, 9 April 2012 04:45 (twelve years ago) link

no, it's true -- it is really atrocious (to me) the way passive (investment) income is taxed so low relative to earned income. They should be taxed the same imo.

sarahell, Monday, 9 April 2012 04:46 (twelve years ago) link

rly, rly do not make a lot of money

iatee, Monday, 9 April 2012 05:00 (twelve years ago) link

More than $15,000 per annum, amirite?

Aimless, Monday, 9 April 2012 05:01 (twelve years ago) link

more...by exactly $3

iatee, Monday, 9 April 2012 05:05 (twelve years ago) link

well... there you go!

Aimless, Monday, 9 April 2012 05:06 (twelve years ago) link


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