How Do We Feel About Matt Damon?

im not really even defending it, it was pretty inconsequential, which i liked about it

q: do u like apples?

a: I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!

q: well i got her number how do u like THEM APPLES!

a: THANK YOU I TOTALLY LIKE APPLES!!

― ice cr?m, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 2:02 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

still so funny

horseshoe i'm so sad that you hate my most treasured comedy of all time, good will hunting

i know, i am no fun. i didn't realize it was supposed to be funny! as a serious movie, it is super-dumb. maybe i'll give it another try...i'm totally not going to, though.

as long as i'm being an asshole, i might as well say i never thought "how do you like them apples" was that funny, what with the labored "do you like apples?" setup, i mean, who says that?

― horseshoe, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 1:51 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

dogg

that is the point

― max, Wednesday, December 29, 2010 1:55 PM (2 months ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this post shamed me. it had honestly never occurred to me.

that's okay... its not your fault! *shakes ur shoulders*

i should have talked about the adjustment bureau in the romcom thread

NO

apples derail is all-time. made my day.

HOW DID I MISS THIS THREAD?

I love Matt Damon.

^^^was totally thinkin' this as i was scrolling thru.

max, max

So, The Adjustment Bureau.

Offers: Matt Damon running away from Roger Sterling with a hot chick!

Delivers: Matt Damon with a MAGIC HAT going through MAGIC DOORS trying to stop a wedding. Roger Sterling peripheral and uncharasmatic.

Fucking stupid film.

Best line (delivered with horror): "He has a hat!"

Matt Damon in the wild, fires back at trap questions:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WFHJkvEwyhk

I got pretty happy about that I gotta say

despite having genuinely never seen damon in anything i thought i didn't like him but i watched the adjustment bureau last week and now i really love him.

this is in spite of the fact that the AB is not that great but it does have a lovely atmosphere and moves beautifully in spite of the poor plotting/plot holes everywhere!

some down the line good will hunting shit right there. i love the cameraman chipping in in the first place!, with that compelling, inducive stat on 10% of all practitioners being bad at their job.
jed should i be adding TAB to my list of engrossing sub-standard american movies to watch y/n

he and emily blunt are sweet together

xp

schlump it's good fun and, as hm says, they are good on screen together (i like emily blunt too). it has some good ideas which are not explored as fully as they should be but i actually found it thought provoking.

Dude is a bro.

shoulda been affleck instead of blunt in that imo

i love bald matt damon for taking down that possibly shitty cameraman

aw I love him so

adjustment bureau is like a slightly weird romantic comedy, its fun

ah i see i have made this point upthread

i love bald matt damon for taking down that possibly shitty cameraman

― it was pleasant and delightful, just like (La Lechera), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 8:28 AM (9 minutes ago) Bookmark

so do i! i've always loved him anyway though. and now i also like his mother.

i enjoyed adjustment bureau. roger from mad men is also in it getting up to some science fictional tricks.

maybe you're a shitty cameraman !

the romance is the weirdest & most real thing about it. which is probably the point but if it was they didn't push it far enough.

it's a little like punch drunk love, actually.

I love that in order to somehow make a non-point they inject file footage of him from a movie

and, not knowing they were going to do this, he still keeps his cool but burns them just enough with the "shitty cameraman" line

Also, "do you think job insecurity is what makes me work hard?" is the best line

I mean, really, people who go on about job security and joking about how to get it are really the worst people.

Wow who the hell were those cocks interviewing him/the teachers? Assholes. And A+ Damon.

Some kind of right-leaning site Drew Carey is involved with. *groan*

hahaha, any fool knows job insecurity makes you slack off big time. why should I invest any effort when you can fire me for any old bullshit reason?

I'm assuming reason.tv is just like reason magazine so they're libertarians

in other words, they're dicks

despite having genuinely never seen damon in anything i thought i didn't like him

wait... not even 'the departed'?? MD kills in that

LITERALLY (it's about gangsters)

not a thing but i intend to recify that.

you should, he is a very likeable actor.

here's where i admit i havent seen a single bourne movie.

he appears to be retarded in the trailer for the outbreak remake hes in

Some kind of right-leaning site Drew Carey is involved with.

What? Nooooooooo!

bob barker never made a thing of causes that didnt involve animals' genitalia. drew carey would do well to remember this.

Damon is quick on his feet and sharp, I like that a lot.

aaaaahahahah that's great.

Yeah he totally wins in that clip, cool guy.

my bald matt damon's wicked smaht

love Damon's visible switch from politely, intently listening to the first few words of her question to internally calibrating his wtf-meter 2 seconds in

ty for posting Johnny

http://s3.amazonaws.com/data.tumblr.com/tumblr_lpcxttM0wA1qa9bmvo1_1280.png?AWSAccessKeyId=AKIAJ6IHWSU3BX3X7X3Q&Expires=1312470245&Signature=3sElFG%2FaP136vqQQUdif%2F4LpiyM%3D

I mean, really, people who go on about job security and joking about how to get it are really the worst people.

― mh, Tuesday, August 2, 2011 6:43 PM (Yesterday) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

otm

Libertarians make me so fucking mad. I was pretty much a libertarian from age like 15 to 19. Took exactly one college sociology class to straighten me out. Just grown adults living in this state of arrested development because they can't empathize for anyone who isn't in their shoes. It's a total non-shocker that libertarians have rallys on places heavily populated by socially inept shut ins like the World Of Warcraft playing field.