Your ARSE is mine. Gotta take you right!
― Hongroe (Geir Hongro), Tuesday, April 5, 2011 12:41 AM
― scott seward, Tuesday, 5 April 2011 00:48 (thirteen years ago) link
Have to make sure to get that vegetable in there.
― Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Thursday, April 14, 2011 2:05 PM (5 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Periblepsis occasioned by homoeoteleuton (Michael White), Thursday, 14 April 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link
Nasstarted cumming inside Mase and like a chain reaction Mase came all over hishand and the bed.
― rip dom passantino 3/5/09 never forget (max), Sunday, July 12, 2009 11:02 PM (1 year ago) Bookmark
― Welcome to the Geirordome (Pillbox), Thursday, 21 April 2011 09:43 (thirteen years ago) link
fly me over and give me a couch and i'm yours― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Wednesday, April 27, 2011
― forks (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 04:29 (thirteen years ago) link
male babies are the sexiest humans
― jortin shartgent (harbl), Tuesday, 5 January 2010 23:48 (1 year ago)
― y'allternative medicine (unregistered), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link
Woah the Prids. They played in my friend's basement once.
― Trip Maker, Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:13 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
congrats.
― popular gay automobile (a hoy hoy), Thursday, April 28, 2011 12:45 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Thursday, 28 April 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link
I really enjoyed doing John Sheridan at Oldham and Peter Beardsley at Hartlepool
― Now working on a documentary about Sham 69's recent tour of China (ithappens), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:55 (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― taking ilxers out with a flurry of butthurt (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 18 May 2011 12:01 (thirteen years ago) link
the secret is to lock you cats in the basement.
― The Chicago Choad (thebingo), Thursday, May 26, 2011 1:15 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― Tom Skerritt Mustache Ride (DJP), Thursday, 26 May 2011 17:17 (thirteen years ago) link
Fun with Firefox
Been using FF4 at work, didn't seem to be horrible so now I've finally installed it at home if only for quicker startup. One thing I don't like though, is that pressing F6 doesn't take you directly to the address bar anymore (it takes you to the tab bar, from which you can tab to the address bar).
― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:51 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I've always been using Cmd/Ctrl+L for that
― Nhex, Sunday, 29 May 2011 03:52 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
So do I, but sometimes I only have one hand to type with and there's no real way for me to finish this sentence in a way that's not perved.
― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:03 (5 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
i checked for updates the other day and it recommended FF5 Beta. recommending a beta over the current stable version is a bit odd imo. (but given it's on my windows partition i won't ever use it!)
― koogs, Sunday, 29 May 2011 04:55 (4 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
xp time to start using gestures. no, mouse gestures!
― Nhex, Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:44 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
I'm making a gesture RIGHT NOW.
― Doctoral Who (Leee), Sunday, 29 May 2011 05:46 (3 hours ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― 百万个叉烧包 (Autumn Almanac), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:21 (thirteen years ago) link
its hard though becuase I like to diddle and write notes
― Latham Green, Friday, June 3, 2011 2:01 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 3 June 2011 18:42 (thirteen years ago) link
Finally, a good reason to become ambidextrous!
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Friday, 3 June 2011 23:06 (thirteen years ago) link
That word will always make me think of Bloom County, the suggestion of naming the band "Billy and the Diddlers."
― free inappropriate education (Abbbottt), Friday, 3 June 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
Max has been de-nutted.
― buffandmaxsmom
― buzza, Saturday, 4 June 2011 03:04 (thirteen years ago) link
masterbating in front of a baby still works if done well
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:54
― henri grenouille (Frogman Henry), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:57 (thirteen years ago) link
lol knew that was gonna happen
― WHO THE FUCK READS THE (a hoy hoy), Thursday, 9 June 2011 15:58 (thirteen years ago) link
he didn't really get it that hard, and i think he's perfectly capable of handling it.
― call all destroyer, Monday, 27 June 2011 13:13 (1 minute ago)
― edit piaf (electricsound), Monday, 27 June 2011 03:16 (thirteen years ago) link
maybe it was his dick, hurting?
― remy bean, Thursday, July 7, 2011 12:52 PM (7 minutes ago) Bookmark
― iatee, Thursday, 7 July 2011 18:00 (thirteen years ago) link
right now japan isn't dictating anything, they're just trying to stop wave after wave of american attacks. are they out of it because of the pressure or whatever
― Jibe, Sunday, 17 July 2011 19:58 (6 minutes ago)
― MY WEEDS STRONG BLUD.mp3 (nakhchivan), Sunday, 17 July 2011 19:06 (thirteen years ago) link
i started viewing my body as an extended experiment in comedy a long time before coming across virgin eggs.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Monday, July 18, 2011 10:21 AM
― Ned Raggett, Monday, 18 July 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link
"little attorney's room" is hilarious.
― estaria tan orgullosa si fuera homosexual (Jesse), Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
euphamism for balls iirc
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, July 20, 2011 3:46 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― a variable (sic) "League of Nations" (DJP), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 19:48 (thirteen years ago) link
ball and ball, esq.
― apichathong song (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 20 July 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
This is way off topic. Sorry A. I will back away from your flaps!
― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Thursday, August 11, 2011 2:05 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
wowww that sexual campfire is hot as fuck
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, August 26, 2011 6:31 PM Bookmark
― markers aurelius (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 August 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
[...] it was also a dude who always brought me a daily goldfish for my room in miami.
― that's my hair no horses up there (lex pretend), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 10:42 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
You haven't lived til you've had Bolt Thrower sex.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark
― ockfen aprilscherz (Ówen P.), Monday, 5 September 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
It's called a speculum. I threw away the one I got in my women's health class, otherwise I'd FedEx it to you.
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, September 6, 2011
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, I wasn't sure if I felt like putting this here, but I will take my being quoted as a sign that I should.
DAN, ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT YOUR PARENTS SHIT
― max, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 2:18 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
that is hard-hitting journalism
― mh, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
hard-shitting journalism
― swagliacci (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Slight bit of judiucious editing on this one admittedly...
Man, I feel like balls getting laid into like that represents some kind of grand paradigm shift
― *ter jacket (jaymc), Thursday, September 8, 2011 4:08 A
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link
i deliver hm a hand printed card that says 'very notably discharged'
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:28 (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 16 September 2011 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link
goddam iphones
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I work for a company that's almost all men. There's one woman. It's a construction company. Sometimes when something like building a house comes up, all the guys end up doing it.
― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link
― Kerm, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:04 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
mediocre? that's stanford!
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:18 (2 minutes ago)
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 6 October 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link
i like the titchy dick vein theory personally
― some dude, Sunday, October 23, 2011 7:18 PM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Monday, 24 October 2011 06:14 (twelve years ago) link
I played an unbelievable amount of asshole in high school
― max, Thursday, November 10, 2011 7:50 AM (Yesterday)
― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Thursday, 10 November 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
oh i missed the period :/
― try again, fascist (Matt P), Thursday, January 26, 2012 7:16 PM (1 hour ago)
― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
ha
― lag∞n affiliated (The Reverend), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
seriously picturing a scowling penis in a cowboy hat― pfunkbo bryson (some dude)
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
Please stare at my ass, lady. I insist.
― pplains, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 6:58 PM (1 hour ago)
― emil.y, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
Not only have I withstood two hours of dick-slapping to the face. Not only that I've paid him $22 to do it. But I'm on my THIRD go round with this one.
[...]
― The Austerity of PONIES (beachville), Monday, February 13, 2012 11:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
really struggling with the idea of that one fitting into any context tbh
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
I recently learned that in order to sex chicks you have to squeeze the chick until it poops and then examine the chute.
― flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, February 26, 2012 11:49 AM (Yesterday)
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 27 February 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
ah, the mythical art of chick sexing.
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
i've heard they have chick sexing contests in japan
― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Monday, 27 February 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
Dying slowly is funny.
― jed_, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 1 March 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
Not a quote, but I love the fact that this appears at the top of my ILX screen: "gender has new answers"
― simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
fuck this, I take my epic fantasy wide.― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, March 1, 2012 6:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, March 1, 2012 6:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beachville, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
doing drugs as a teenager was just about the only thing that ever spoke to me. that and kenan's posts on iltmi
― dude (del), Monday, September 20, 2010 2:08 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link