long putters are an affront
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:14 (thirteen years ago) link
the last close-up of rory was after another wayward drive, i thought he was gonna cry. rough stuff.
feck, just missed another sitter
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:18 (thirteen years ago) link
jordan otm re long putters, obviously
SCHWARTZEL
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:19 (thirteen years ago) link
Schwartzel: the most euphonious golf name since Verplank (which sound extra good when you say it in a Jerry Lewis voice).
― clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
never underestimate the power of the schwartzel
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:22 (thirteen years ago) link
JAY DAY
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:25 (thirteen years ago) link
Jason Day reminds me a little bit of my brother, who golfs, so I guess I'm pulling for him...because my brother's never gonna play at The Masters ffs.
― That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:32 (thirteen years ago) link
that's the kind of sports psychology got rory mcilroy where he is now
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:33 (thirteen years ago) link
who is this guy "charl"
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:34 (thirteen years ago) link
he stuck the hell out of that putt
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:35 (thirteen years ago) link
charls gonna win this, damn, wanted scott
― k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:36 (thirteen years ago) link
i dig how there are no interesting american golfers anymore
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
yo whose wife is that
― k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:37 (thirteen years ago) link
srsly
think she's day's?
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah she was days
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:38 (thirteen years ago) link
ass for days more like
― k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:39 (thirteen years ago) link
and again
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link
aussie bros, that's nice :)
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
drop a shot charl ffs
― johnny crunch, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
she is so shiny it's nice how shiny she is
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link
Schwartzel > Day; Mrs. Day > Mrs. Schwartzel.
― clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link
"if it comes to a playoff, that could make all the difference, peter"
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link
wow, buried another one
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link
2 putts to win.......
OH WOW
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link
nailed it
geez 4 birdies to close the tournament
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
dude is ice-cold.
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
haha i seriously thought "she was days" was some sort of awesome slang term at first
― k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link
I bet no one's ever birdied out from behind to win--not four holes deep, anyway.
― clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
huh wiki says it's pronounced "karl" but clearly jim nantz does not agree
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link
lol kev the one time i casually drop an apostrophe
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link
holy fuck that shot schwartzel made on the first hole!
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link
he knocked in another on the sixth or so too
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link
stupid ending to a stupid tournament in a stupid sport imo
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link
nah golf is rad
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link
being a casual golf fan is pretty bad, it has the capacity to deflate drama like nothing else. EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT o some boring asshole you've never heard of just appeared from nowhere and won.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link
how is that not awesome?
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link
that's the best part! anyone can put together a good weekend and beat the big names you're for some reason expected to root for.
― call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link
nah that's not the best part really but jordan is completely wrong
― k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link
the masters isn't a stupid tournament but golf is a stupid, often hateable, sport
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link
I don't know if today makes me more or less optimistic about Tiger catching Nicklaus. That missed eagle putt was ominous.
― clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link
uh clemenza the guy hasn't won a tournament in 2 years, he isn't catching nicklaus
― J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link
he's catchin him alright
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
I defer to your powers of ESP.
― clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
- spits into baccy jar, rocks a little more on his chair -
I'd be completely fine with it if the guys appearing from nowhere didn't always seem like boring assholes! That's not a plucky underdog I can get behind. Tho I appreciate that the judgement of them in those terms doesn't have much basis and so is probably my problem.
― Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link
ha yeah that's part of it
also it's more fun when the big names are in contention/leading because they are the best players and have the most/coolest shots
― k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link
what's your beef with golf, sarge?