Tiger Woods car/life crash

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and again

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:41 (thirteen years ago) link

aussie bros, that's nice :)

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

drop a shot charl ffs

johnny crunch, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:42 (thirteen years ago) link

srsly

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

she is so shiny it's nice how shiny she is

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Schwartzel > Day; Mrs. Day > Mrs. Schwartzel.

clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:45 (thirteen years ago) link

"if it comes to a playoff, that could make all the difference, peter"

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:46 (thirteen years ago) link

wow, buried another one

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:48 (thirteen years ago) link

2 putts to win.......

OH WOW

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

nailed it

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:49 (thirteen years ago) link

geez 4 birdies to close the tournament

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

dude is ice-cold.

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

haha i seriously thought "she was days" was some sort of awesome slang term at first

k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:50 (thirteen years ago) link

I bet no one's ever birdied out from behind to win--not four holes deep, anyway.

clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

huh wiki says it's pronounced "karl" but clearly jim nantz does not agree

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:51 (thirteen years ago) link

lol kev the one time i casually drop an apostrophe

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:52 (thirteen years ago) link

holy fuck that shot schwartzel made on the first hole!

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:57 (thirteen years ago) link

he knocked in another on the sixth or so too

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 22:58 (thirteen years ago) link

stupid ending to a stupid tournament in a stupid sport imo

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:00 (thirteen years ago) link

nah golf is rad

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:01 (thirteen years ago) link

being a casual golf fan is pretty bad, it has the capacity to deflate drama like nothing else. EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT EXCITEMENT o some boring asshole you've never heard of just appeared from nowhere and won.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:03 (thirteen years ago) link

how is that not awesome?

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:09 (thirteen years ago) link

that's the best part! anyone can put together a good weekend and beat the big names you're for some reason expected to root for.

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:10 (thirteen years ago) link

nah that's not the best part really but jordan is completely wrong

k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:14 (thirteen years ago) link

the masters isn't a stupid tournament but golf is a stupid, often hateable, sport

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:15 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't know if today makes me more or less optimistic about Tiger catching Nicklaus. That missed eagle putt was ominous.

clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:16 (thirteen years ago) link

uh clemenza the guy hasn't won a tournament in 2 years, he isn't catching nicklaus

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:17 (thirteen years ago) link

he's catchin him alright

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I defer to your powers of ESP.

clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

- spits into baccy jar, rocks a little more on his chair -

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

I'd be completely fine with it if the guys appearing from nowhere didn't always seem like boring assholes! That's not a plucky underdog I can get behind. Tho I appreciate that the judgement of them in those terms doesn't have much basis and so is probably my problem.

Antoine Bugleboy (Merdeyeux), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:19 (thirteen years ago) link

ha yeah that's part of it

also it's more fun when the big names are in contention/leading because they are the best players and have the most/coolest shots

k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

what's your beef with golf, sarge?

k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:22 (thirteen years ago) link

like in terms of it's boring to watch, or you think the game itself is dumb, or the privilege/politics?

k3vin k., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

i still can't understand the mentality that tiger is of all a sudden gonna be able to flip a switch back to 2001 -- idk how many tournaments in a row he has to falter in before ppl just give up on it

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:23 (thirteen years ago) link

like in terms of it's boring to watch, or you think the game itself is dumb, or the privilege/politics?

― k3vin k., Sunday, April 10, 2011 7:23 PM (14 seconds ago) Bookmark

mostly the last one, some of the other two -- i usually watch the back nines of the majors, that's about all i can watch tho

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:24 (thirteen years ago) link

if that was tiger faltering.............

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, he doesn't need to flip the switch back to 2001--he needs to flip it back to 2009, when he won six tournaments. I'm not saying it will happen, but I don't know how you can say with such absolute certainty that it won't happen. Great athletes do surprising things.

clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

the guy hasn't won a tournament in 2 years, he isn't catching nicklaus

He's only 35. Nicklaus was 46 when he won his 5th Masters, and Tiger already has 5. PLENTY of time for him to eclipse Nicklaus.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:26 (thirteen years ago) link

And, again, I think today sent out a mixed message in terms of his chances.

clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

mmmmhmmm

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

would back tiger to win 1 of the next 4 majors on todays showing

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:27 (thirteen years ago) link

hope tiger never wins again

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:29 (thirteen years ago) link

would back tiger to win 1 of the next 4 majors on todays showing

― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, April 10, 2011 7:27 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

how about 4 more after that

J0rdan S., Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:30 (thirteen years ago) link

Tiger's definitely shown some poor play over the last two years, but you're not as good as he was for as long as he was and then just lose it.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:31 (thirteen years ago) link

No formula for this, but I'd say his chances have dropped in two years from the 80%+ range down to about...25 or 30%. Which'd be decent. (He needs four to tie and five to go ahead, right?)

clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:32 (thirteen years ago) link

call it one every three years, divide by 7, carry the 2, yeah i'd say he'll do it

the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:33 (thirteen years ago) link

Tiger's definitely shown some poor play over the last two years, but you're not as good as he was for as long as he was and then just lose it.

In sports, not usually, though it does happen. Elsewhere, cf. the Rolling Stones and Martin Scorsese.

clemenza, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:34 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah, that's right clem

call all destroyer, Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link

(He needs four to tie and five to go ahead, right?)

Hmm, I thought he had five Masters wins, but he only has four. Hmm.

That's why they call me (Johnny Fever), Sunday, 10 April 2011 23:36 (thirteen years ago) link


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