remy I lol'd
― VegemiteGrrl, Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link
Have you heard about the new Constipation movie?
It hasn't come out yet.
i was at home the other week watching some LPGA tournament with my dad (on the teevee), and a young korean contender is knelt down on the green evaluating its aspect for her impending putt, when he releases the timeless bon mot, "looks like there's more than one slope!"
you can take the dad out of the 'nam, but...
― 1-800-ALL-YOU-CAN-EAT-SPAGHETTI (del griffith), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 20:32 (thirteen years ago) link
just about all of the literature that comes out of Iceland these days is about Vikings. Viking novels, plays, tv shows, movies, and comic books are hugely popular there, and while a few of them are the product of historical research, most are pure fantasy. after getting thousands of complaints from confused consumers, the Icelandic parliament recently passed a law requiring Viking-related works to attest to their veracity: today, all Viking fiction must bear the disclaimer, "All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental," and, fittingly, all Viking nonfiction must bear the disclaimer, "BASED ON A TRUE SNORRI."
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:37 (thirteen years ago) link
just about all of the cultural products that come out of Iceland these days are about Vikings. Viking novels, plays, tv shows, movies, and comic books are hugely popular there, and while a few of them are the product of historical research, most are pure fantasy. after getting thousands of complaints from confused consumers, the Icelandic parliament recently passed a law requiring Viking-related works to attest to their level of veracity: today, all Viking fiction must bear the disclaimer, "All characters appearing in this work are fictitious. Any resemblance to real persons, living or dead, is purely coincidental," and, fittingly, all Viking nonfiction must bear the disclaimer, "BASED ON A TRUE SNORRI."
*fixed* (slightly)
― administratieve blunder (unregistered), Tuesday, 12 April 2011 21:42 (thirteen years ago) link
idg the fernando torres one. Is he a soccer player or something?
― Concubine Tree (Trayce), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 06:27 (thirteen years ago) link
retired now but yeah
― the salmon of procrastination (darraghmac), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 06:49 (thirteen years ago) link
I'm thinking of starting a charity where daring women volunteer their bodies to men who can't get any normally. Its called Women Help (the) Ordinarily Rejected Enjoy Sex
― Wacky Way Lounge (Evan), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 14:32 (thirteen years ago) link
one i came up with:
Knock KnockWho's there?Interuppting cow from JerseyInteruppti-FACK YOU!
― frogbs, Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:40 (thirteen years ago) link
Lol
― Si tu parles, tu meurs. Si tu te tais, tu meurs. Alors, dis et (Michael White), Wednesday, 13 April 2011 15:47 (thirteen years ago) link