Things women shouldn't find sexy but do

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Number whatever we are up to: Buddhist monks. Very very ashamed. (Although since Matt may yet still run off and become one, not that outlandish.)

I'm still having trouble not imagining Matt cleaning your flat, in uniform.

― caitlin (caitlin), Saturday, 3 April 2004 09:07 (twenty years ago) link

Otherwise-masculine guys who do effeminate things (like talking with their hands or sitting on one foot) and somehow look good, rather than gay or weird, doing it.

― jewelly (jewelly), Sunday, 4 April 2004 03:35 (twenty years ago) link

Sadly there are women out there who DO find it a turn on to be called names, slapped, whatever.

If thats dispariging to anyone, its to those women, not men you mentalist.

hmm, isn't that a bit condescending? especially in terms of sexual relationships, what's wrong with this turning a woman on?

― Ask For Samantha (thatgirl), Sunday, 4 April 2004 03:54 (twenty years ago) link

I should have elaborated.. I more meant the (joking) extremes Di listed, the rohypnol/punch in the face thing.

I had a point but now I forget what it was.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 4 April 2004 04:30 (twenty years ago) link

one year passes...

Seventeen year old public schoolboys don't have hair on their chests.

Jesus Christ, had I joined ilX three months earlier than I did I would've been in soooo much wonderful trouble.

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Saturday, 6 August 2005 16:40 (eighteen years ago) link

!!!!

― roxymuzak (roxymuzak), Saturday, 6 August 2005 23:15 (eighteen years ago) link

I stand by scissorhands.

― Cathy (Cathy), Saturday, 6 August 2005 23:27 (eighteen years ago) link

Ian, you do realise that "public schoolboy" means something *completely* different in the UK?

― Forest Pines (ForestPines), Sunday, 7 August 2005 06:12 (eighteen years ago) link

hilarious and entertaining drunk fat men?

not all of them.... just a select few. but still... what?!

― tehRZA gibbons (tehresa), Sunday, 7 August 2005 06:17 (eighteen years ago) link

If I was on ILX and single, I would DEFINITELY be in a world of trouble by now, I am sure of it, heh.

― Trayce (trayce), Sunday, 7 August 2005 06:20 (eighteen years ago) link

41. those men who are completely 100% out of the question off limits unattainable never gonna happen, not with you and not with anyone else, but it's not because they're a) gay b) not single or c) monk/similar. one of their cursed species currently has me tied in knots.

― someone, Sunday, 7 August 2005 11:23 (eighteen years ago) link

is he your brother?

― CharlieNo4 (Charlie), Sunday, 7 August 2005 11:24 (eighteen years ago) link

he is not.

― someone, Sunday, 7 August 2005 11:25 (eighteen years ago) link

The ability of men to to concentrate all their will into some seemingly trifle - yet extremely important to them - pastime, such as constructing miniature robots or putting up a perfect mixtape.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Sunday, 7 August 2005 12:33 (eighteen years ago) link

i should pretend to be 17 more. i can pass, i have a kiddy face.

― latebloomer (latebloomer), Sunday, 7 August 2005 12:42 (eighteen years ago) link

17 year olds. I REALLY should know better.

*inches slowly away*

― Curt1s St3ph3ns, Sunday, 7 August 2005 12:49 (eighteen years ago) link

43 - 4l4n r1ckm4n as rasputin. objectively speaking he is repellent in that film - evil and pushy and hairy and stinky and filthy and manipulative and power-greedy and out for anything he can get - but somehow... rowr.

― emsk ( emsk), Monday, 8 August 2005 14:46 (eighteen years ago) link

I am completely shocked that I never got around to posting "NUTSACKS!!!!!!!!! OMG" to this thread.

― The Ghost of Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:05 (eighteen years ago) link

The ability of men to to concentrate all their will into some seemingly trifle - yet extremely important to them - pastime, such as constructing miniature robots or putting up a perfect mixtape.

when women do this it's even hotter. women, do this more.

― my favorite cover band, crystal shit (Jody Beth Rosen), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:07 (eighteen years ago) link

I don't think it's a surprise to find Alan Rickman sexy, especially if he plays an evil character.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:09 (eighteen years ago) link

yeh tuomas, r1ckm4n is nearly always ('cept in trvly m4dly d33ply, blech) teh hottness esp when playing bad guys - eg him as snape makes me fall over immediately - but that's why i didn't pick him as someone else, cos it's generally understandable why he makes gurls fall over. his rasputin - or have you seen it? - is genuinely revolting though, in proper "ick ick get your hands away from me yes and your eyes and the rest of you ugh ugh begone ugh i need a wash" stylee, he's emotionally grubby and slimy but... but... rowr.

― emsk ( emsk), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I love it when grown men suddenly do a gawky teenage movement, feet shuffling, looping arms around bent legs etc. Lovely. Makes me melt every time.

― Anna (Anna), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:27 (eighteen years ago) link

So anything that makes them seem more like 17-yr olds, then?

― Laurel, Monday, 8 August 2005 15:40 (eighteen years ago) link

Do women like nutsacks? Be honest.

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:45 (eighteen years ago) link

Emsk, I haven't seen Rasputin, so maybe I was too quick to judge.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:50 (eighteen years ago) link

I think if I answered this thread's question it would be similar to Ms Lurex's orig. scandalous post. Perhaps a little less far down the continuum on each point, but in the same directions. Mind you, I said "if".

― Laurel, Monday, 8 August 2005 15:51 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.erosblog.com/penis-of-rasputin-02.jpg

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

It looks like she shouldn't find it sexy but does.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:52 (eighteen years ago) link

I know!

― Paunchy Stratego (kenan), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:53 (eighteen years ago) link

Yes, I am a woman and nutsacks are keen. They are soft and delicate and independent minded and react in a fascinating way to warmth and cold.

― Top hat, Monday, 8 August 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

http://www.hboasia.com/hbosa_movie_media/2005031513081654432.jpg

blech

― emsk ( emsk), Monday, 8 August 2005 15:55 (eighteen years ago) link

fuzziness. i'm sure this has been covered, but it bears repeating. there is altogether too much hair removal being done among men these days.

― The Milkmaid (of Human Kindness) (The Milkmaid), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:00 (eighteen years ago) link

"bears repeating"

― hstencil (hstencil), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:05 (eighteen years ago) link

independent minded

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:07 (eighteen years ago) link

bears repeating

― jaymc (jaymc), Monday, 8 August 2005 17:09 (eighteen years ago) link

i like stinky-ish boys. not all-out sour, but a little more smelly than most people can stand. um...not the kind of stink that clears a room.

― ai lien (kold_krush), Monday, 8 August 2005 20:54 (eighteen years ago) link

Ian, you do realise that "public schoolboy" means something *completely* different in the UK?

Yes, but still!

― Ian Riese-Moraine: a casualty of social estrangement. (Eastern Mantra), Monday, 8 August 2005 23:30 (eighteen years ago) link

Alan Rickman, oh dear - the more evil and repulsive the character he's playing, the more attractive he becomes.

It's really weird to read back my old answers on this thread. I'm not sure who that person was saying those things, nor where she went. Sigh.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:20 (eighteen years ago) link

Alan Rickman, oh dear - the more evil and repulsive the character he's playing, the more attractive he becomes.

Suzy has a now not so secret Alan Rickman thing as well.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:26 (eighteen years ago) link

I think it's quite similar to the J.Harris thing - that the more unpleasant and shouty the character he plays, somehow the more smouldering and sexy he becomes.

I was just watching some random movie on Saturday night (it was my ex's favourite movie - that should really have been a warning sign in itself) and halfway through, I was half awake and not really paying attention till then, Jared Harris just stood up and started shouting at people in a bad Russian accent. He's playing this totally amoral, horrible, misogynist, wife-beating, cheating, thief with a bad mustache and a worse accent, but still... mmm, those forearms. That leonine hair. (My godmum reckonned it's all related to my anger management - because anger is now forbidden to me, I am attracted to characters who are able to express their anger in whatever form and whenever they desire, without fear of reprisal.)

Anyway, erm. Yeah. Alan Rickman. Hott.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 07:30 (eighteen years ago) link

*inches slowly away*

Aww *sulk*

― Trayce (trayce), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:07 (eighteen years ago) link

Alan Rickman's finest hour was playing the Sherrif of Nottingham in Robin Hood -Prince of Thieves. It's one of those rites of passage crush. As you grow older you move from Christian Slater as Will Scarlett to Alan. The Star Wars Luke-Han transition is similar.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:52 (eighteen years ago) link

@lex thomson on c4 news when he's doing his paxo mini-me thing - cor!

― leigh (leigh), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 08:58 (eighteen years ago) link

I couldn't watch Robin Hood, though. I mean ... he had a BEARD. Not a dirty dronerock beard, but a full on "Medieval Evil Bastard" beard.

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:00 (eighteen years ago) link

Tony Robinson was a better Sheriff of Nottingham.

― Ed (dali), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:01 (eighteen years ago) link

haven't read the whole thread, but surely i'm not the first to say "boys that are dull & moronic, but good-looking"?

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:02 (eighteen years ago) link

But that type of woman doesn't post to ILx Greg... They are reading heat under their desks instead.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:04 (eighteen years ago) link

They should do a switch, and have Alan Rickman present Time Team for a season. He would be so... droll and world-weary. "Another Roman coin... oh the suspense is simply killing me..."

― Alce Tea-Skirt (kate), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:05 (eighteen years ago) link

... weak now.

― Anna (Anna), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:08 (eighteen years ago) link

i'm not convinced.

xxpost, obv. Rickman + Time Team = unbeatable.

― g-kit (g-kit), Tuesday, 9 August 2005 09:09 (eighteen years ago) link

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