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So you can sew up your own lacerations at parties and look TOTALLY f'n badass?

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

i will accept all of those.

ps - i am reading Hope in Hell (about DWB/MSF) and it is awesome and now I really want to go here: http://cpmcnet.columbia.edu/dept/bgcu-md/Gurion.html

river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:34 (sixteen years ago) link

OH! Nice! xpost to jenny

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:35 (sixteen years ago) link

GUYS I AM A COPY EDITOR. :/

jaymc, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Jenny - your five year plan:

Jennifer Burgie, PC

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:36 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeh, and

Jesse Kare
6-figure Paralegal

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

that reminds me, i need to bring my suture kit with me when i leave the house, just for badassedness

xp i am unemployed! but trying to be a copy editor

river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

COPY EDITORS WITHOUT BORDERS

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I am a secretary.

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:37 (sixteen years ago) link

I am a Peer Review Technical Coordinator BEAT THAT LAME ASS TITLE

dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I have actually only seen the non-founding partner's tax return. Do you think he earns less?

Wait, I am pretty sure he does, since his hourly rate is about $125 less than the founding partner's.

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

i bet you had to look that up again xp to dan

river wolf, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:38 (sixteen years ago) link

I need a fucking title. Jenny, Courtney and I were wereking this out over email.

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Jesse, what does PC mean?

Also: last night I went to Planned Parenthood to train to be an escort and there there three people in the group of about 12 who had my last name. Including myself. That's just weird.

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

I advocated for Douche Bagel Extraordinare.

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:39 (sixteen years ago) link

GUYS I AM A COPY EDITOR. :/

-- jaymc, Friday, September 28, 2007 4:36 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

dude. i am JEALOUS of a copy editor :-////////

deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:40 (sixteen years ago) link

I am an assurer of quality.

Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:41 (sixteen years ago) link

do you put those little 'inspected by...' numbers in pants pockets

deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Yes but only girls' jeans.

Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

Evan that program looks awesome and I think you should totally do it.

LOL @ deej

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

While they are wearing them.

Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:42 (sixteen years ago) link

i am a wallet inspector

deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link

have you ever read that roald dahl short story about the 'fingersmith'

deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link

'you' referring to anyone obv

deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:43 (sixteen years ago) link

I remembered my title this time! My first boss called us Web Peer Review Production Controllers, but the newer boss flipped the script.

dan m, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

BIKINI INSPECTORS WITHOUT BORDERS

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:44 (sixteen years ago) link

So you can sew up your own lacerations at parties and look TOTALLY f'n badass?

parties that involve lacerations = do not want

kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:45 (sixteen years ago) link

maybe i'm just not core

kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:46 (sixteen years ago) link

Evan runs with a tougher crowd than us old people do.

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

i used to be a small groups development officer/compact co-ordinator but now i'm unemployed.

colette, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:47 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait. Is that grammatically correct? It sounds wrong. The crowd with which Evan runs is tougher than the crowd with which old people like us run.

SMALL GROUPS DEVELOPMENT OFFICERS WI... oh nevermind.

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:48 (sixteen years ago) link

hey guyz IT'S FRIDAY

I'm gonna cut out a few minutes early, get a seat on the train.

kenan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:49 (sixteen years ago) link

I'm gonna go home, eat a hot dog, download a TAL episode for the road, and prepare to defend my secular lifestyle.

Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link

That's also not very core. NO SEATS 'TIL BELMONT.

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:50 (sixteen years ago) link

To Kenan. Eating a hot dog and then having dinner with proselytizing Jews is pretty core.

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:51 (sixteen years ago) link

Speaking of which, it looks like a position is opening up here again. My boss asked me to remind her who I knew that had applied before, although she emphasized that applicants with copy-editing experience would be given stronger consideration than those without. (I don't remember what your resumes are like, Nick and deej.) If any of you unemployed types have copy-editing experience, e-mail me and I can give you details.

jaymc, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:52 (sixteen years ago) link

i do copyediting here at my job. its not like ... rigorous tho. but i'm definitely interested in the uh 'craft,' and ultimately getting into publishing? but my current job is definitely all over the place and not copyediting specific

deej, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link

The hot dog is kosher.

Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:54 (sixteen years ago) link

So kosher

Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:55 (sixteen years ago) link

Deej, that just means you have to really play up your copy editing experience in your resume.

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Jordan, you reminded me of Jesse just now.

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:56 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, happy sukkous, Jordan!

Laurel, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

PC mean...something. Private Counsel? It's what a single-lawyer practice has at the end of the name.

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:57 (sixteen years ago) link

Why he reminded you of me?

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:58 (sixteen years ago) link

Because he just felt up a Lutheran minister.

Jenny, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, happy sukkous, Jordan!

Oh, that's right, I forgot it was an Occasion tonight. Thanks.

Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Wait. I am wrong.

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

PC is a professional corporation. It's more or less like a corporation but with special rules concerning who can own it and addressing liability issues a little differently. It's basically a corporation for attorneys or for other professionals who may need similar rules.

An LLP is a limited liablity partnership. It's like a partnership but with a liability shield limiting personal liability. There is also a PLLP which is an LLP for professionals.

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

So what is a single-attorney's business. I forget.

Jesse, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:00 (sixteen years ago) link

John, I was going for something more like this:

http://m.assetbar.com/uuaH1fJh4.gif

Jordan, Friday, 28 September 2007 22:01 (sixteen years ago) link


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