US POLITICS SPRING 2011: Let's just call off this country.

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The phrase "live birth" always makes me think of snakes. Which is funny, because most snakes DON'T give live birth, they lay eggs, but I must have seen a nature program of a boa giving birth or something, and they made a big deal of it.

Back up the lesbian canoe (Laurel), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ hardy har (re "full name of father")

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 13:59 (thirteen years ago) link

weak. shoulda waited til summer 2012.

confederate terror anchor babies (will), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:02 (thirteen years ago) link

looks fake

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:03 (thirteen years ago) link

yr killin me

Guayaquil (eephus!), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:13 (thirteen years ago) link

via twitter

GeneHogan
If Obama really wanted to convince the conservatives, he should have attached the birth certificate to a chain email written in all caps.

Johnny Fever, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:16 (thirteen years ago) link

LOLOL

also, the thought of a 5 year old bin laden impregnating hippie grad student is lols

confederate terror anchor babies (will), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:18 (thirteen years ago) link

the 2 years of the Obamaniac Admin proves to me that he is a hardcore Alinsky leftist, but an incompetent leftist, with no knowledge of basic business or financial concepts, and without any leadership or management abilities. Separate and apart from that is my suspicion that he is a literary and political fraud who fabricated portions of his autobiographies and political resume. If my suspicions are correct, we should all know that before the next election. Simple really.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:26 (thirteen years ago) link

"the very beating heart of kenya" always gets me.

difficult listening hour, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:29 (thirteen years ago) link

petraeus at CIA is pretty weird

goole, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:35 (thirteen years ago) link

panetta as secdef seems equally strange. the guy was a chief of staff, a budget dude... don't you want some kind of rockribbed west pointish type dude as secdef?

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, look at Cap Weinberger.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:41 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah and you DON'T want a guy like that at CIA, is what people always say. damn spooks hate the military, or something...

xp

goole, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish Sydney Pollack was still alive so that Oliver Stone could cast him as Panetta in Bam: The Movie.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:43 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah and you DON'T want a guy like that at CIA, is what people always say

yeah

40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^^ hoping someone would post this

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

really weird post alfred

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link

the one that ends in 'simple really'

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link

I was quoting a Cornerite.

My mom is all about capital gains tax butthurtedness (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

more annoying than any dissatisfaction w the obama administration (a good amount of which i share) is the constant use of 'Bam' as a nickname. shit sets my teeth on edge

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

haha oh ok. i was mad confused

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 14:55 (thirteen years ago) link

he is a hardcore Alinsky leftist, but an incompetent leftist

this kind of thinking is so deeply lol to me

"see look, we're right, he's who we say he is, he's just really bad at being who we say he is omg he's SO INCOMPETENT AT PROVING US RIGHT"

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 15:05 (thirteen years ago) link

xp yeah i feel the same way every time people say derrick rose had a better year than lebron but that's how stans react

k3vin k., Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:14 (thirteen years ago) link

'Bam' as a nickname. shit sets my teeth on edge

Wall Street's Stooge in NYC tonight for 3 fundraisers

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:21 (thirteen years ago) link

seriously why haven't ppl started branding Trump as a racist?

Dr. Suggestban, or How I Learned to Stop etc. (Drugs A. Money), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 16:53 (thirteen years ago) link

i am also glad someone posted the Caspar Weinberger strip. i remember being a kid and reading that, and having to ask who the hell Caspar Weinberger was. now, it's the first thing i think of when i think of the guy.

it is his "enigmatic signifier" (the table is the table), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Wall Street's Stooge in NYC tonight for 3 fundraisers

― your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, April 27, 2011 4:21 PM (45 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

this im ok with

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

xp yeah i feel the same way every time people say derrick rose had a better year than lebron but that's how stans react

― k3vin k., Wednesday, April 27, 2011 4:14 PM (53 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

he certainly had better games when playing against him

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:07 (thirteen years ago) link

Bam starts out at Jon fucking Corzine's apartment tonight

your generation appalls me (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:18 (thirteen years ago) link

alert: stop saying bam it sounds dumb

geeks, dweebs, nerds & lames (D-40), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:21 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, it's 'Barry', ppl.

Concatenated without abruption (Michael White), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

you realize you just ensured a lot of people saying "Bam" just to get a rise out of you? nb not me I also find it annoying

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:24 (thirteen years ago) link

obama is one of those guys that nicknames don't really stick to. W was W.

goole, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:25 (thirteen years ago) link

OBAMA IS MABUS, THE ANTI-CHRIST, THE BEAST 666!!!

buzza, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:26 (thirteen years ago) link

Dude's so awesome, he moonlights as Secretary of the Navy.

the wages of sin is about tree fiddy (WmC), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

i'm not sure the president (let's call him "Bam") should have played to these lunatics by releasing it. it doesn't matter what evidence he provides, they're not remotely going to go "oh wow....i'm really sorry we were so hyper about this. our bad."

omar little, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

^^^ otm

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:32 (thirteen years ago) link

They'll just find some excuse to call it a fake and a forgery. So annoyed that he is wasting so much time and energy on this. Also annoyed that he should even have to consider it.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

naw guys I mean I am not the guy to attribute three-dimensional chess stuff to the President/his team but I really do think this is a case of make a bunch of people look crazy, pull the rug out, now they're going to do the same thing with the transcripts but how will they look? like the crazy haters they are. this is kind of a genius move imo.

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:36 (thirteen years ago) link

honestly if people didn't think the birthers were crazy already i'm not sure how much more evidence they would need.

omar little, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:38 (thirteen years ago) link

True, but I'm just annoyed that this is even a thing, y'know. Like, guys, way more imptnt shit to deal with right now.

'what are you, the Hymen Protection League of America?' (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:39 (thirteen years ago) link

lol yeah they'd love to run against the birthers!

on the other hand, i have to imagine that this is hugely insulting and depressing to obama on a personal level. there's no way he doesn't know very clearly that half the country really hates him and about a quarter would actively cheer his death. say what you want about, i dunno, angry puppets of GWB or all the vince foster garbage, it really seems unprecedented to me.

goole, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I don't think the media has anything more important to them to deal with right now.

Euler, Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

honestly if people didn't think the birthers were crazy already i'm not sure how much more evidence they would need.

yeah but this so seals the deal. this isn't "I have a picture of you naked at a party," this is "I have video of you eating your own shit for two consecutive years"

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

because it would make a big difference if the two shit-eating years were staggered between non-coprophagic years obv

five gone cats from Boston (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 27 April 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link


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