i appear to be shrinking

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My mother appears much smaller. This is because her back is "shortening." :-(

Nathalie (stevienixed), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

guys I don't know how to say this but... this morning I measured myself and I'm 6" taller

dayo, Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:22 (thirteen years ago) link

i know it's freaky but i'm just trying to stay positive about this

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:42 (thirteen years ago) link

u have osteoporosis sorry

also your wife slid the height chart up on the wall last night while you were sleeping

estkella (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 3 May 2011 15:43 (thirteen years ago) link

Update please.

Alba, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 06:58 (thirteen years ago) link

i've been 5'8" for 15+ years now, just measured myself and now i'm down to 5'6"? wtf

― congratulations (n/a), Monday, May 2, 2011 3:05 PM (2 days ago) Bookmark

fwiw height actually is kind of a fluid thing, u can lose or gain half an inch in a day, this happens to everyone

cum dude (Princess TamTam), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 07:11 (thirteen years ago) link

haven't measured myself but am obviously even smaller than yesterday. i can feel myself getting smaller.

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 13:23 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe your computer is just getting bigger

ignore the man behind the parentheses (remy bean), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 13:24 (thirteen years ago) link

were you recently doused in chemicals, also are you Lily Tomlin?

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 13:30 (thirteen years ago) link

When you look in the mirror, are you bigger in every way?

deez m'uts (La Lechera), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 13:36 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm never going to measure my height again. I don't know if I can cope with dropping below 6'.

Jeff, Wednesday, 4 May 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link

four feet tall

congratulations (n/a), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:35 (thirteen years ago) link

v important question: are you kneeling?

Dreaded Burrito Gang (DJP), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 16:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Are you a Toulouse Lautrec impersonator?

got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 4 May 2011 17:00 (thirteen years ago) link

sorry for no updates been kinda depressed

down to two feet tall had to buy some clothes in the kids department at target

congratulations (n/a), Saturday, 7 May 2011 10:50 (thirteen years ago) link

keep your chin up.

estela, Saturday, 7 May 2011 10:58 (thirteen years ago) link

There's a Twilight Zone episode about this.

stars on 45 my destination (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:19 (thirteen years ago) link

Herniated disc up there is having a good time, blowing up party balloons.

ps sorry for your (height) loss.

ledge, Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:20 (thirteen years ago) link

this is gonna be viral marketing for some terrible movie yeah?

bell hops (Noodle Vague), Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:21 (thirteen years ago) link

why dont you pick on someone your own size

socks & pwns may break my bwns (darraghmac), Saturday, 7 May 2011 11:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Why do you people always think people are viral marketing?

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:52 (thirteen years ago) link

n/a, I have known you for six years.
I am 5'6".
We have always been the same height.
Until now.

phantoms from a world gone by speak again the immortal tale: (Jenny), Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:53 (thirteen years ago) link

ctrl+f "yoga" = no results

gr8080, Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:56 (thirteen years ago) link

do some yoga, bro-- you can gain an inch or two.

gr8080, Saturday, 7 May 2011 12:57 (thirteen years ago) link

lol

eid orb (nakhchivan), Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:04 (thirteen years ago) link

spinal stretching is no joke, nakhchi

gr8080, Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:12 (thirteen years ago) link

Should have just posted part 3
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B6M1NYduYm0

stars on 45 my destination (James Redd and the Blecchs), Saturday, 7 May 2011 13:29 (thirteen years ago) link

down to 9 inches its vry hard 2 type

congratulations (n/a), Monday, 9 May 2011 15:26 (thirteen years ago) link

2 inches and still shrinking keyboard is 2 big can only post on zing not sure what will happen good luck ilx

congratulations (n/a), Tuesday, 10 May 2011 12:34 (thirteen years ago) link

avoid cats is my advice.

estela, Tuesday, 10 May 2011 12:47 (thirteen years ago) link


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