JLS in completely different league to Holy Sprog. Judges tactfully avoid telling them that either.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:38 (fifteen years ago) link
Talking of "in a different league", it's Alexandra...So f-ing obvious that she's going to win.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:39 (fifteen years ago) link
"Literally"
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:41 (fifteen years ago) link
Yeah, think they might possibly be suggesting they'd kind of like her to win just a tiny bit like.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:43 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm also calling foul here - she's had a longer VT, with "bigger" events in it, and a more elaborate stage set.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:45 (fifteen years ago) link
I didn't think the VT was that outlandish, tbh - the fecking stage set, though...
Then again, she can perhaps sing just a bit.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:46 (fifteen years ago) link
Unfortunately, being a good singer is not all about holding high notes and going "pee-e-e-e-e-e-e-a-a-a-a-a-a-c-e--e-e-e" instead of "peace". I can see all of the three finalists being where Leon is now.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Legendary showman Ronan Keating! And some other dudes!
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:55 (fifteen years ago) link
And for the second time tonight, Eoghan is completely and utterly drowning.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:56 (fifteen years ago) link
Handily for him, he doesn't have to sing the second half of the song. Eoghan and Dermot are the sixth and seventh members of Boyzone. Seriously though, that was a bad idea, as it showed up the weaknesses in Eoghan's voice. The alternative would have been a duet with a solo artist, but that would probably have not been much better, and probably worse than Leon/Kylie last year.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh fuck. Flying Without Wings. I smell curtains.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:58 (fifteen years ago) link
OH FUCK.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
STOP IT YOU TOSSERS.
Westlife sounding rough as shit. This could work in JLS's favour.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 19:59 (fifteen years ago) link
JESUS CHRIST MARK STOP FUCKING SHOUTING.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:00 (fifteen years ago) link
I've got this feeling - I've got this horrible feeling - they're trying to push Aston for a solo career.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:01 (fifteen years ago) link
Alexandra's performance gets to stand on its own after the break. (STOP CONSPIRACISING)
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:03 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) I think that actually might be a good thing. Either a) the others have been stuck singing backing vocals because Louis is being stupid, or b) they've been singing backing vocals because only Aston can sing lead.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:04 (fifteen years ago) link
And meanwhile, fuck a NatWest MoneySense StudlyCaps AdvisorTron. They've never offered me advice - probably because I have no money. But how about "try not to spend more money that you earn"?
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
Leaning A. It's what he did with Boyzone, it's what he did with Westlife. One could argue he tried doing it with th'Alahd, too, but then things changed a bit...
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
And Alexandra gets Beyonce.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
And Alexandra is crying.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
big singing, no communication of anything
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
She's won, though.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
oh and now it's the "let's laugh at deluded people" segment.But remember finalists, your contract includes a clause that says you can't be mean about Simon Bowell.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Keep in mind, folks, that the only difference between those auditionees and you is that they thought they might have a chance. And possibly they didn't own a tape recorder and therefore had never heard their own singing voice.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
There is no way these people weren't hired to provide comedy value.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Can I get in on this?
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Simon is still reeling from the Beyonce duet. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) sure, go ahead.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Why pick this Eoghan thing to go with. I'm all about Alexandra now btw, u win lex.
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
ST PATRICK'S COLLEGE oh thank God I'm only one-eighth Irish.
This is staggeringly shit.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh and Simon, you're SUPPOSED TO BE INTRODUCING YOUR BOY!Eoghan drowning again. Although I have to admire his professionalism. He knows that he's come third. I'd have just left the studio by now.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link
This is such a poor commiseration speech.
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link
soz Eoghan, u ain't gud enuf!
He should've just texted him.
Eoghan speech carefully designed to position himself to do "High School Stage Britannia Musical" kind of stuff.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
WAKE UP LOUIS!
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link
"Aston, that song shows off your vocal range" uh-oh...
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
haha sung your socks off!
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
They're not even pretending to not be pushing Aston anymore. And I think Aston might have just noticed.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the singer is really creepy looking.
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Jeff Brazier being jostled by overenthusiastic JLS fans is nearly as funny as all the "we love you Eoghan" screamy Beatlemania girls.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link
oh the magic of TV - there must be two dozen people there and they make it look like thousands! Mostly by the expedient of JB jumping up and down going "woooaaahh!!!"
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
who is Jeff Brazier?
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
He used to go out with Jade Goody, didn't he? Or something.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't think he even knows himself...meanwhile, that mid 70's Tina Turner hair is distracting
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Bloke who made Jade Goody a mother.xpost
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
poor guy.
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
apply for X Factor 2009 so that Cowell can own your arse worldwide and throughout the solar system!
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link