Leaning A. It's what he did with Boyzone, it's what he did with Westlife. One could argue he tried doing it with th'Alahd, too, but then things changed a bit...
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:06 (fifteen years ago) link
And Alexandra gets Beyonce.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:07 (fifteen years ago) link
And Alexandra is crying.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:08 (fifteen years ago) link
big singing, no communication of anything
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:10 (fifteen years ago) link
She's won, though.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:11 (fifteen years ago) link
oh and now it's the "let's laugh at deluded people" segment.But remember finalists, your contract includes a clause that says you can't be mean about Simon Bowell.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:13 (fifteen years ago) link
Keep in mind, folks, that the only difference between those auditionees and you is that they thought they might have a chance. And possibly they didn't own a tape recorder and therefore had never heard their own singing voice.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:19 (fifteen years ago) link
There is no way these people weren't hired to provide comedy value.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Can I get in on this?
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:21 (fifteen years ago) link
Simon is still reeling from the Beyonce duet. JUST SO YOU KNOW.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
(xpost) sure, go ahead.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:23 (fifteen years ago) link
Why pick this Eoghan thing to go with. I'm all about Alexandra now btw, u win lex.
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
ST PATRICK'S COLLEGE oh thank God I'm only one-eighth Irish.
This is staggeringly shit.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:24 (fifteen years ago) link
Oh and Simon, you're SUPPOSED TO BE INTRODUCING YOUR BOY!Eoghan drowning again. Although I have to admire his professionalism. He knows that he's come third. I'd have just left the studio by now.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:25 (fifteen years ago) link
This is such a poor commiseration speech.
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:26 (fifteen years ago) link
soz Eoghan, u ain't gud enuf!
He should've just texted him.
Eoghan speech carefully designed to position himself to do "High School Stage Britannia Musical" kind of stuff.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:27 (fifteen years ago) link
WAKE UP LOUIS!
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:28 (fifteen years ago) link
"Aston, that song shows off your vocal range" uh-oh...
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
haha sung your socks off!
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:30 (fifteen years ago) link
They're not even pretending to not be pushing Aston anymore. And I think Aston might have just noticed.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:31 (fifteen years ago) link
I think the singer is really creepy looking.
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:32 (fifteen years ago) link
Jeff Brazier being jostled by overenthusiastic JLS fans is nearly as funny as all the "we love you Eoghan" screamy Beatlemania girls.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:33 (fifteen years ago) link
oh the magic of TV - there must be two dozen people there and they make it look like thousands! Mostly by the expedient of JB jumping up and down going "woooaaahh!!!"
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:34 (fifteen years ago) link
who is Jeff Brazier?
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:35 (fifteen years ago) link
He used to go out with Jade Goody, didn't he? Or something.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
I don't think he even knows himself...meanwhile, that mid 70's Tina Turner hair is distracting
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
Bloke who made Jade Goody a mother.xpost
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:36 (fifteen years ago) link
poor guy.
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:38 (fifteen years ago) link
apply for X Factor 2009 so that Cowell can own your arse worldwide and throughout the solar system!
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:42 (fifteen years ago) link
pretty great that it took about ten rejects before anyone noticed they were a bar ahead. And even then I think they just got lucky. Without that it would've just been tiresome, but that was incompetence at its finest.
Alexandra wins by five million votes, obv., although JLS seemed better to me tonight than they have before. Eoghan to wonder why he got fewer votes than there are people in his family, surely.
― Merdeyeux, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Ah, but you see, now that everyone in Northern Ireland hasn't got Christine Bleakley to vote for, they all get to vote for Eoghan instead.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:52 (fifteen years ago) link
damn, Saturday night TV is rubbish in the UK - best thing seems to be a newly colourised episode of Dad's Army
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:57 (fifteen years ago) link
that is why i am watching breakdancing videos on youtube
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
It's lucky that Girls Aloud aren't contestants on X Factor, because they would have been voted off weeks ago.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 20:58 (fifteen years ago) link
ALAN HANSEN WANTS YOU TO EAT PRAWNS
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:41 (fifteen years ago) link
You can tell it's near Christmas because there's a new Lee Evans DVD out.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:43 (fifteen years ago) link
...and a SASH! album that sounds the same as all his other albums
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:44 (fifteen years ago) link
why does everything these days have to be advertised with SO! MUCH! HYPE!
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:45 (fifteen years ago) link
Are you complaining that the Clubland advert was a bit loud?
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:48 (fifteen years ago) link
http://www.adliterate.com/archives/VW_ThinkSmall.jpg
― Take You Down (I know, right?), Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:49 (fifteen years ago) link
I'm complaining that everything these days is advertised as being like the second coming.
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:50 (fifteen years ago) link
Does Beyonce have a portable wind machine that she takes around everywhere with her? I don't think I've ever seen her perform without looking like she's in a wind tunnel.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:52 (fifteen years ago) link
She's nothing without Dave Arch And His Fantastic Orchestra.
― William Bloody Swygart, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:53 (fifteen years ago) link
But she has proper rock chicks being all rockin' and that. They've got dreadlocks and everything, in case you didn't realise how rockin' these chicks are.
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
That is the cheapest Les Paul copy I've ever seen...
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 21:55 (fifteen years ago) link
If Michael Underwood has any sense, he'll have got out of that hall before they announce Eoghan is third and a riot kicks off...
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:00 (fifteen years ago) link
"could be the Christmas #1" - O'Leary you know nothing about the music industry and advance orders...
― snoball, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:07 (fifteen years ago) link
Now it's "let's see who ruins Hallelujah least".
― ailsa, Saturday, 13 December 2008 22:08 (fifteen years ago) link