Yeah, that is fucked.
― Trip Maker, Monday, 23 May 2011 20:50 (fifteen years ago)
If it was any other female celebrity, they'd say it was a baby bump.
― Handjobs for a sport (C. Grisso/McCain), Monday, 23 May 2011 22:23 (fifteen years ago)
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=--rs7Ni7nmA
― caek, Saturday, 28 May 2011 10:52 (fifteen years ago)
now that's good actin'
― StanM, Saturday, 28 May 2011 11:10 (fifteen years ago)
Music?
― licorice oratorio (baaderonixx), Saturday, 28 May 2011 11:29 (fifteen years ago)
Tamaryn - Cascades
“Lindsay Lohan,” a film by Richard Phillips.
Lindsay has an incredible emotional and physical presence on screen that holds an existential vulnerability, while harnessing the power of the transcendental—the moment in transition. She is able to connect with us past all of our memory and projection, expressing our own inner eminence.-Richard Phillips
This is Richard Phillips’ first short film.
― Bob Six, Saturday, 28 May 2011 12:27 (fifteen years ago)
Awesome. She should stick to non-speaking pretentious ambient art films.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 28 May 2011 17:24 (fifteen years ago)
Seems to me like a rather pathetic attempt to harness her wretched addictions as an engine to power a Marilyn Monroe type of mythology.
― Aimless, Saturday, 28 May 2011 17:31 (fifteen years ago)
How did her agent and her accept the role? Please tell me there's a 100 page script somewhere.
― StanM, Saturday, 28 May 2011 18:54 (fifteen years ago)
We will give you x amount of money to lounge around in a swimming pool for a few hours.
― Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Saturday, 28 May 2011 19:14 (fifteen years ago)
... while harnessing the power of the transcendental—the moment in transition, so you can connect with us past all of our memory and projection, expressing our own inner eminence.
― StanM, Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:29 (fifteen years ago)
http://i.imgur.com/QaK2o.jpg
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:12 (fifteen years ago)
OH CRAP I guess that's NSFW?
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:13 (fifteen years ago)
this thread already may be NSFW though i dunno
title's kinda nsfw
― You made the right choice, Deanne... (stevie), Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:16 (fifteen years ago)
says a lot about that photo that I completely missed the nipple.
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:18 (fifteen years ago)
Pretty skanky tbh.
― not_goodwin, Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:24 (fifteen years ago)
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, May 28, 2011 6:18 PM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark
it also says a lot about her nipples
― J0rdan S., Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:25 (fifteen years ago)
yeah that is one pale nipple
― Matt Armstrong, Saturday, 28 May 2011 22:26 (fifteen years ago)
no complaints here
― LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 28 May 2011 23:24 (fifteen years ago)
skanky? no. freckles. yes.
― nultybutnice (whatever), Sunday, 29 May 2011 01:59 (fifteen years ago)
I would make a million arty films starring Lindsay. And I don't even mean because she's hot - imagine how good a remake of 'Meshes of the Afternoon' starring Lindsay would be.
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Sunday, 29 May 2011 22:10 (fifteen years ago)
art film my arse
im going to have to assume the guy who made it has some kind of rep, hence nonsense like this:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/artanddesign/jonathanjonesblog/2011/may/30/richard-phillips-lindsay-lohan
built on the idea that if the guy who made it is an artist then it must be art
― ^^ new board description!!!1!! (history mayne), Monday, 30 May 2011 11:26 (fifteen years ago)
nah come on there are loads of art dudes who have made great art movies. like
― now at least you know what old-school doctor who fans are like (Noodle Vague), Monday, 30 May 2011 11:28 (fifteen years ago)
― ^^ new board description!!!1!! (history mayne), Monday, May 30, 2011 11:26 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark
do u ever read art press or
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 May 2011 18:26 (fifteen years ago)
are you making a point or
― ^^ new board description!!!1!! (history mayne), Monday, 30 May 2011 19:39 (fifteen years ago)
p.s. boobs itt
― contenderizer, Monday, 30 May 2011 19:42 (fifteen years ago)
arse film my art
― StanM, Monday, 30 May 2011 19:44 (fifteen years ago)
He was right, wasn't he? We're clearly way more in touch with our own inner eminence since we've seen his creation.
― StanM, Monday, 30 May 2011 19:47 (fifteen years ago)
― ^^ new board description!!!1!! (history mayne), Monday, May 30, 2011 7:39 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark
that "calling something art" "because an artist did it" has been a thing for about 100 years or so
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 May 2011 21:18 (fifteen years ago)
and that yeah the art press is a bunch of hilarious dbags
i know it's been a thing for a minute, it's still dumb
^^ new board description!!1!
― if white indie hipsters could fly this place would be top gun (history mayne), Monday, 30 May 2011 21:26 (fifteen years ago)
lol
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Monday, 30 May 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
hilarity ― in the eye of the bag-holder
― trying to part the foreskin of the bag - crying... (contenderizer), Monday, 30 May 2011 21:27 (fifteen years ago)
(wasn't actually making a claim for the films artistic quality, btw, just drunkenly imagining a new career for Lohan.)
― textbook blows on the head (dowd), Monday, 30 May 2011 23:19 (fifteen years ago)
Results 1 - 10 of about 331 for "lindsay lohan slut". (0.21 seconds)
― buzza, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 00:11 (fifteen years ago)
Yeah, the music on that 'art film'...
It seems that "Kevin Shields" setting is default for this sort of thing...
― Mark G, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 11:11 (fifteen years ago)
the music is by tamaryn http://www.myspace.com/imagesmusic
― caek, Tuesday, 31 May 2011 23:01 (fifteen years ago)
http://dlisted.com/files/imagecache/photo-preview/files/galleries/spl287817_037.jpg
― jaxon, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:24 (fifteen years ago)
hot picture
― j lol (surm), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:30 (fifteen years ago)
I would still stick my penis in her vagina, if you know what I mean.
― StanM, Monday, 13 June 2011 20:36 (fifteen years ago)
i like how it looks like she's wearing a black one piece from 1972
― j lol (surm), Monday, 13 June 2011 20:38 (fifteen years ago)
too many good photos itt
― whatever, Wednesday, 15 June 2011 21:32 (fifteen years ago)
http://a2.twimg.com/profile_images/1386561836/16.jpg
― j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:26 (fifteen years ago)
wow
― tehresa, Friday, 17 June 2011 15:36 (fifteen years ago)
i know rite
― j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 15:38 (fifteen years ago)
― And the piano, it sounds like a carnivore (contenderizer), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:27 (fifteen years ago)
compelling
― ogmor, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:33 (fifteen years ago)
She looks so good from far away but then you get the closeups and she looks 20 years older than she is and it all goes downhill so quickly. Hot pic though.
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:35 (fifteen years ago)
she has been in the bacon oven too long
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:41 (fifteen years ago)