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I had a cat when I was little and would sometimes grab him and hug him too hard to make him meow.

There is snow outside, yet my window is wide open.

A lot of the time I keep track of what day it is by what's on prime time TV (grr goddamn fucking Mondays). During the holidays it gets confusing.

I was thinking about New Year's resolutions and realized that I really need more vices. Maybe I'll work on that.

― JuliaA (j_bdules), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:50 (twenty years ago) link

hehehe i used to poke my cat when he was purring so he'd make a wheezy noise. i was a little bastard

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:52 (twenty years ago) link

Have you ever tried putting sticky tape on a cat's nose? Hours of innocent fun.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:55 (twenty years ago) link

I once cut my cat's whiskers off when I was 11.

― Allyzay, Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:56 (twenty years ago) link

yes. and on their backs or tails or feet. in fact i did this to one of my kitties not all that long ago *shame*

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:56 (twenty years ago) link

Have you ever put a cat in a bike helmet and breathed spliff smoke through the holes? No, me neither.

― the music mole (colin s barrow), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:58 (twenty years ago) link

colin you have very curious ways of getting inspiration

― the surface noise (electricsound), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 02:59 (twenty years ago) link

sudafed is pseudoephedrine. tho' if you're talking about Panadeine, as far as i'm aware it's not designed that way. can't speak for other pills though.

oh yeah, you're right. I mean...oh, I can't even remember! The painkillers that have a sugary coating...er...

Apparently codeine and paracetamol (or whatever the painkiller ingredient is in this case) are impossible to blend, so it's two different halves stuck together.

― OCP (OCP), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 10:50 (twenty years ago) link

Colin, one time I happened to be snuggling a little kitty inside the zipper of my sweatshirt while we were all getting high and I kept blowing my hits down in there at it. Afterwards the poor thing made a very un-catlike comic pratfall while trying to jump up on the couch. It was adorable.

― Dan I. (Dan I.), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:04 (twenty years ago) link

i almost cried when the mammoth discovers the cave paintings in Ice Age

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:08 (twenty years ago) link

Hours of entertainment can be derived from putting a small dollop of peanut butter on the nose of a cat or small dog.

― suzy (suzy), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:21 (twenty years ago) link

i had a Vice badge on my bag for over a year without realising what Vice was

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:29 (twenty years ago) link

That's gangster.

― The Thinking Man's Paris Hilton (DarrenK), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 11:33 (twenty years ago) link

Don't you mean gangsta ?

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:37 (twenty years ago) link

I voted for Ralph Nader.

― Catty (Catty), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 13:59 (twenty years ago) link

I can't ride a bike.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:05 (twenty years ago) link

I still use my college ID that has a nearly ten year old photo on it to get discounts.

― tokyo rosemary (rosemary), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:09 (twenty years ago) link

i like the kings of leon cd.

― Chris V (Chris V), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:36 (twenty years ago) link

Haha, I used a university library card to get *2 quid* off the door price at the worst club evah in cambridge.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 15:42 (twenty years ago) link

Cambridge is the world leader for bad clubs!

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 16:13 (twenty years ago) link

Two words Pink:

Cam
Bar

O yeah. I avoided going to Route 66 (as was) thoughout my yoot. But in the end it had to happen. 3 quid for a can (can) of Red Stripe. No glass. Classy.

― Enrique (Enrique), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 16:14 (twenty years ago) link

I own a signed copy of brother of the more famous jack by barbra trapido.

― Alex K (Alex K), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 16:16 (twenty years ago) link

I chewed off my sister's whiskers on one side when we were kittens.

― Jordan's ex-cat (Jordan), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:02 (twenty years ago) link

i almost cried when the mammoth discovers the cave paintings in Ice Age

Me too.

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:32 (twenty years ago) link

yeah but i'm a man, grrrr

― stevem (blueski), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:36 (twenty years ago) link

uh, so am I. rawr

― oops (Oops), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

I have never seen Seinfeld.

I cry during Australian soap operas.

I tied a boy's shoelaces together at school aged 8 then denied it and the whole class was kept in.

― Archel (Archel), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 17:46 (twenty years ago) link

I am listening to Fragile by Yes right now......by choice!

― Alex in NYC (vassifer), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:29 (twenty years ago) link

I am the Lindbergh baby. I'm 100 years old, but my complexion is youthful because I was preserved in peppermint schnapps in a large barrell for 80 of those years.

― NA (Nick A.), Tuesday, 6 January 2004 21:34 (twenty years ago) link

Enrique: haha! Classy! Thing is, there are far worse clubs than that. I went to it when it was route 66, many years ago. There were some good nights there though (at the kambar) as my boy & his lot used to dj, so it wasn't the usual trash.

― Pinkpanther (Pinkpanther), Wednesday, 7 January 2004 08:58 (twenty years ago) link

I've always paid my way since high school, but if I really wanted to I could live in relative luxury for the rest of my life off a parental fortune too disgusting to even type. Now I'll never be popular on the internet.

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Saturday, 17 January 2004 15:44 (twenty years ago) link

Or you'll be extra-popular! Are you looking for a balding middle-aged husband at all?

― Martin Skidmore (Martin Skidmore), Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:18 (twenty years ago) link

VANCOUVER FAP. Just fly us all in and we'll scrounge off ya.

(Fret not, Darren, yer a good sort.)

― Ned Raggett (Ned), Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:23 (twenty years ago) link

Le Coq is now my BEST FRIEND

― anthony kyle monday (akmonday), Saturday, 17 January 2004 22:59 (twenty years ago) link

Aw thanks guys! (Feverishy scribbles name on orange juice carton)

― Le Coq (DarrenK), Sunday, 18 January 2004 04:38 (twenty years ago) link

Adopt me. I can paint, do basic repairs and build Ikea furniture.

― miloauckerman (miloauckerman), Sunday, 18 January 2004 04:42 (twenty years ago) link

I shaved off my pubes last night in a fit of pique.

― Bryan (Bryan), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:34 (twenty years ago) link

I reached my peak last night in fit of pubes.

― omg, Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:38 (twenty years ago) link

This thread has been locked due to the most perfect 1-2 combo ever posted to the forum.

― Dan Perry (Dan Perry), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 17:54 (twenty years ago) link

Le Coq is now my BEST FRIEND

RESPECT him

― Tom Cruise (blueski), Tuesday, 20 January 2004 18:07 (twenty years ago) link

two months pass...

I have just listened to the live CD of James' last gig at G-Mex and got goosebumps and shed a tear. Do not hate me. Pity, perhaps, but hatred is unpleasant and poisons your soul.

― Dave B (daveb), Monday, 22 March 2004 15:35 (twenty years ago) link

nine months pass...

I have "Eye Of The Tiger" on my iPod and sometimes, when I have it on random play and it comes on while I am at the gym, I will work out to it. Totally without irony.

― .adam (nordicskilla), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:04 (nineteen years ago) link

i once hit on a guy who i was sexually obsessed with (he is quite dreyfussian)whose name is phil. i am not sure what came over me, but i passed him a note in the coffeeshop that read----

phil-
atio?

emily

― Emilymv (Emilymv), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I like Van Hagar.

A lot, actually.

― martin m. (mushrush), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:14 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't ride a bike.
I can't swim. I won't drown, but I can't stand to put my head under water in a pool.

― jocelyn (Jocelyn), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:15 (nineteen years ago) link

my dog ran away on New Year's Eve when some local toughs started lighting firecrackers while she and I were playing catch in the park late at night. confession: i was only moderately upset that she might be gone for good after 11 years of my taking care of her freeloader ass.

today, two days later, I found her at the animal shelter. so it's a happy ending but I feel more than a little bit guilty about my reaction.

― tobo (tobo), Monday, 3 January 2005 21:18 (nineteen years ago) link

one year passes...

I just read this entire thread, to try to feel better about myself, or something.

I've almost obsessively lurked these boards since last summer, (I've posted only a few times).

I refuse to grow up.

I'm, essentially, a recluse (I don't like labels). I refuse to leave the house for months on end. When I do have to leave, I feel disgusted the moment I'm back home and need a shower right away.

― andy dale (andy dale), Saturday, 25 March 2006 08:43 (eighteen years ago) link

I am 30 and my sexual abilty is unrivaled.

― Mr Jones (Mr Jones), Saturday, 25 March 2006 09:18 (eighteen years ago) link

I am genuinely terrible at all sports, and will not even play a friendly game of volleyball, for fear of pissing people off.

If I'm dancing in a club, I am compelled to sing along with songs I know all the words to. And I know the words to a lot of songs.

I am outwardly quite friendly, and usually make good friends wherever I go. But I have a misanthropic streak a mile wide, and I worry about becoming a lonely, crotchety, reclusive old man. People disappoint me with their greed and their stupidity.

I get seasonal depression in the winter time, and it's been bad enough for me to think about doing myself in.

I am so ambivalent about both of my parents that I could happily never speak to either one of them again.

I think I'm addicted to the internet.

― Tantrum The Cat (Tantrum The Cat), Saturday, 25 March 2006 16:56 (eighteen years ago) link

Emily's!!!

― Gravel Puzzleworth (Gregory Henry), Saturday, 25 March 2006 17:24 (eighteen years ago) link

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