American Beauty - I'm a fucking dumbass

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"your story was a piece of shit"

^^ only worthwhile thing in storytelling.

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

not to be cap'n save-a-mo but the american beauty trashing in storytelling was pretty funny

latebloomer, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:08 (sixteen years ago) link

has calling out the vapidity & hypocrisy of upper-middle class american life ever been original?

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:15 (sixteen years ago) link

i mean like henry james was doing the shit 150 years ago

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

no titty there BIG HOOS

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:16 (sixteen years ago) link

fwiw I agree that Storytelling is not that good but it has a couple of really funny moments (the "censored" sex scene, the American Beauty parody)

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:17 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't remember the american beauty parody at all.

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:19 (sixteen years ago) link

i just threw an upper-middle class american out of my hotel for being vapid & hypocritical

and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:20 (sixteen years ago) link

i don't remember the american beauty parody at all.

its very brief - basically one of the characters in the second story arc shoots a film about the beauty of a plastic bag in the wind etc

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:21 (sixteen years ago) link

clever

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:23 (sixteen years ago) link

the plastic bag scene

big boobs in the window

that's about it

todd soldonz is a piece of shit

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:24 (sixteen years ago) link

it made chris cooper a star, that's cool

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:25 (sixteen years ago) link

^^ tru i guess maybe in that way it contributed to making the bourne movies cool, so props for that

M@tt He1ges0n, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:26 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man i totally forgot dude was in this... <3 <3 <3 chris cooper

and what, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:27 (sixteen years ago) link

never understood why people are so eager to hate on solondz

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:29 (sixteen years ago) link

remember when wesley whats his face was supposed to be the next joaquin phoenix?

omar little, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

because he made movies after happiness

xpost

Gukbe, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:39 (sixteen years ago) link

hhahaha yeah he was in ghost rider

latebloomer, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:40 (sixteen years ago) link

and... P2!

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:41 (sixteen years ago) link

and some western about a mining town that nobody saw

and a costume drama with kate hudson and heath ledger (rip) that i did see. it sucked.

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:42 (sixteen years ago) link

oh man he sucked in P2

Alex in Baltimore, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:50 (sixteen years ago) link

and some western about a mining town that nobody saw

Lone Star! You should definitely see it, it's one of the best American films of the 90's.

Tuomas, Thursday, 7 February 2008 19:54 (sixteen years ago) link

lone star is a movie with chris cooper, about a border town. not a mining town, with wes bentley

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:24 (sixteen years ago) link

and some western about a mining town that nobody saw

the claim, which is dope

max, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

u all should see it

max, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

the claim, dir. michael winterbottom

xp

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:26 (sixteen years ago) link

Lone Star is terrible!

Shakey Mo Collier, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:34 (sixteen years ago) link

i assume you mean the film and not the beer or There Will Be Blows

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:35 (sixteen years ago) link

shakey what in fuck is wrong with you

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 20:36 (sixteen years ago) link

wes bentley is a big junkie.

s1ocki, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:05 (sixteen years ago) link

the claim was good

max, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

lets talk about it instead of this dumb movie

max, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

wes bentley is a big junkie.

sad!

gff, Thursday, 7 February 2008 21:59 (sixteen years ago) link

Maybe someone mentioned this above, but the scene with the wife smashing her fists against her temple or the wall (or something like that, can't recall for sure), after she wasn't able to sell the house she was showing -- while repeating "STUPID, STUPID, STUPID" -- was chilling cinema. The rest, meh.

Daniel, Esq., Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:02 (sixteen years ago) link

The Claim looks good.

milo z, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I almost threw up during the scene in which Annette Bening collapses atop her pile of beautiful clothes upon learning of Kevin Spacey's death.

Alfred, Lord Sotosyn, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:34 (sixteen years ago) link

you have to watch the claim on a nice big screen, too. it helps to be stoned. just really beautiful and glacially paced. reminds me a little bit of mccabe and ms miller? and actually, deadwood too come to think of it.

max, Thursday, 7 February 2008 22:35 (sixteen years ago) link

I don't really know why people hate this film, but then I haven't seen it in over 5 or 6 years so I might not like it now. I don't understand why people don't like Amelie though - what's not to like? It's good fun. Romanticised, yes, but that's sort of the point isn't it?

the next grozart, Friday, 8 February 2008 00:39 (sixteen years ago) link

Actually yeh, that plastic bag scene was very dumb in retrospect. I must have watched AB when I was a naiive 18yo and didn't really find it so yucky.

the next grozart, Friday, 8 February 2008 00:42 (sixteen years ago) link

max i'm sold

Tracer Hand, Friday, 8 February 2008 00:43 (sixteen years ago) link

the plastic bag scene in american beauty isn't dumb, it's the only scene that ISN'T dumb, you're watching a plastic bag perform at a high level like an athlete, it's like watching ski jumping in the olympics is dumb...i never saw a bag do that before and i'm glad i did.

M@tt He1ges0n, Friday, 8 February 2008 00:46 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah tracer--when i say deadwood and mccabe and ms. miller i mean more in terms of the grit and grime and the fucking magnificent setting than in the sensibilities of either more. its probably not as well-written as either of those two, but its the kind of movie that wins or loses on its cinematography (and it wins, i think).

max, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:05 (sixteen years ago) link

The only good thing that ever happened in Family Guy is a scene of God yelling at that kid, "I created everything in nature and in outer space, and that PLASTIC BAG is the most beautiful thing in the world? What is your PROBLEM?"

Abbott, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:36 (sixteen years ago) link

rong. blue harvest is pretty awesome.

chaki, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:45 (sixteen years ago) link

i remember repping for american beauty when i first saw it, but i haven't seen it since. don't really feel inclined to, either

gbx, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:48 (sixteen years ago) link

i can't tell if m@tt is being serious or not

omar little, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:49 (sixteen years ago) link

waht the hell: http://imdb.com/title/tt0218378/trailers-screenplay-E14774-310

gbx, Friday, 8 February 2008 01:51 (sixteen years ago) link

yeah dude. that doesnt remind you of deadwood?

max, Friday, 8 February 2008 06:30 (sixteen years ago) link

american beauty isn't as good as its reviews or as bad as its rep. there'll be some kind of rediscovery at some point where people decide it was significant somehow. i don't trust my opinion on it at all because i saw it with a woman who loved it and at the time i was hitting on her so i liked it too. (the kind of disclaimer that should really be on movie reviews.) i don't remember having a strong reaction to it either way. it seemed of its moment.

tipsy mothra, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:14 (sixteen years ago) link

i do remember being charmed by the plastic bag. reminded me of the red balloon.

tipsy mothra, Friday, 8 February 2008 07:15 (sixteen years ago) link


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