Into the Sewer: the American right wing, 2011

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LOL

For one throb of the (Michael White), Friday, 27 May 2011 14:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Yeah, and I'm sure they put it in the NONFICTION section, but you know what I mean?

mh, Friday, 27 May 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link

He's probably got easily the lightest résumé of anybody we've elected.

I don't know what you measure this by. If it's years of elected office prior to assuming the presidency, Obama has several former presidents beat, including his immediate predecessor.

jaymc, Friday, 27 May 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link

i dont think joe walsh reads ilx jaymc

☂ (max), Friday, 27 May 2011 15:17 (thirteen years ago) link

Ha. I meant "you" in like a general sense.

jaymc, Friday, 27 May 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

x-post We usually go by US House/Senate seats or Governorships, not State Senate or City Council seats, so GWB's 6 years as TX gov beat Obama's 4 years as IL Senator.

Obama's rise probably seemed way-fast to political non-junkies. I remember in Nov. 2004 being on a chat with friends where some of us were tracking Obama's crushing win over my namesake and several people were like "Who is Obama?"

President Keyes, Friday, 27 May 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link

We usually go by US House/Senate seats or Governorships

OK, let's also say that VPs have sufficient experience. Let's also allow that Eisenhower, Grant, and Taylor -- who had never held elected office before rising to the presidency -- have special dispensation because they were military commanders. Hell, let's even say that Hoover and Taft -- neither of whom had held elected office, either -- get by on the basis of having served in the cabinet for four or more years.

Obama's 4 years in the Senate still trumps...

Woodrow Wilson (2 years as governor)
Grover Cleveland (2 years as governor)
Abraham Lincoln (2 years in U.S. House)

Cleveland was elected president in November 1884. Three years earlier, the highest office he'd held was sheriff of Erie County, New York.

jaymc, Friday, 27 May 2011 15:38 (thirteen years ago) link

(Washington also gets the military dispensation, obv.)

jaymc, Friday, 27 May 2011 15:39 (thirteen years ago) link

Cool. I wasn't saying Obama was the least experienced, but just taking on the GWB comparison--meaningless anyway me as GWB was a far worse Prez.

President Keyes, Friday, 27 May 2011 15:51 (thirteen years ago) link

Washington did have years of experience in the House of Burgesses, though, too. First elected in '58.

For one throb of the (Michael White), Friday, 27 May 2011 15:52 (thirteen years ago) link

Now, if that idiot said a lot of young ppl voted for Obama bcz he was cool...

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Friday, 27 May 2011 15:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Charisma's a bitch...

For one throb of the (Michael White), Friday, 27 May 2011 16:00 (thirteen years ago) link

Cool. I wasn't saying Obama was the least experienced, but just taking on the GWB comparison

Oh yeah, wasn't trying to argue with you or anything. Just wanted an excuse to fact-check something!

jaymc, Friday, 27 May 2011 16:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Well, something interesting, that is. (Now going back to fact-checking something else for work.)

jaymc, Friday, 27 May 2011 16:04 (thirteen years ago) link

The whole 'he only got elected cuz he's black' hints at racial insecurities, chides the elector for being naive, and intimates that Obama's really pretty shallow. It also gleefully contradicts the 'he's a secret Mulsin commu-nazi', but hey, who'll notice?

For one throb of the (Michael White), Friday, 27 May 2011 16:07 (thirteen years ago) link

As a country we skipped pretty quickly from "There will never be a black President" to "He was only elected President because he's black."

President Keyes, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:30 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah that was a neat trick

horseshoe, Friday, 27 May 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

It's like, yeah the whole lying about the Iraq War, creating Quantanamo Bay, creating the PATRIOT ACT, MISSION ACCOMPLISHED, unending war, etc., capped by economic armageddon, none of that had anything to do with why someone would've wanted to vote Dem in 2008.

Telephoneface (Adam Bruneau), Friday, 27 May 2011 22:31 (thirteen years ago) link

No lie: I had to start googling to confirm that this Joe Walsh isn't the other Joe Walsh. Which, I'm happy to say, he's not.

clemenza, Saturday, 28 May 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

I hear Scott Walker is actually the same Scott Walker, though

LL Coolna (absolutely clean glasses), Saturday, 28 May 2011 20:05 (thirteen years ago) link

the weird coded rhetoric employed in this article - abt utahs new law facilitating using gold & silver as currency - is so bizarre and creepy to me.

ILX WORST POSTER → (Lamp), Monday, 30 May 2011 11:06 (thirteen years ago) link

http://www.salon.com/news/politics/war_room/2011/06/01/drudge_race_panic/index.html

Pareene remarks upon Drudge's weird racial bullshit

Crazed Mister Handy (kingfish), Wednesday, 1 June 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link

andrew breitbart

velko, Monday, 6 June 2011 20:13 (thirteen years ago) link

hah what an afternoon!

☂ (max), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:19 (thirteen years ago) link

where's plaxico can they put him on next

daria, Monday, 6 June 2011 20:21 (thirteen years ago) link

"as a joke"

velko, Monday, 6 June 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

so why didnt Weiner show up at his own press conf? was he belatedly trying to find the Salute to Israel parade?

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:27 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah I really don't give a damn about this Weiner nonsense.

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

*cue jokes*

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:28 (thirteen years ago) link

actually quite happy if the jerk's ambition to be NY mayor is dead

of course, we'll get someone even worse

the gay bloggers are onto the faggot tweets (Dr Morbius), Monday, 6 June 2011 20:29 (thirteen years ago) link

throwing my hat into the race as of today - free ice cream if I am elected

and underrated Aerosmith bootlegs?

The Edge of Gloryhole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 6 June 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

compulsory

goole, Monday, 6 June 2011 21:10 (thirteen years ago) link

my opponent does not even have mp3s of the 77 tour - I have soundboards in FLAC

but he does have the same old song and dance, my friends.

goole, Monday, 6 June 2011 21:41 (thirteen years ago) link

my republican relatives are all crowing about the florida law requiring drug tests for people on welfare, something they have been blathering about for a year....oddly, these same people were freaking out about provisions in the patriot act being unconstitutional search and seizure....WTF with their inconsistent bullshit. If I cared to call them on it and have an argument I would.

akm, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:35 (thirteen years ago) link

Don't even bother. I've tried going down that road before, calling out right-wingers on their inconsistencies, and realized it would have been easier and more productive to just repeatedly bang my head directly against the nearest brick wall.

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:41 (thirteen years ago) link

drug testing just a reasonable sample of recipients would cost more than the welfare program. it's like private school for 12 years is cheaper than jail for 4 - guess who's getting the money.. I've pretty much given up on talking to anybody who believes that "all their tax dollars" are going to poor, lazy drug addicts.

kind of droll but mostly rad (Kerm), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:42 (thirteen years ago) link

they're stating "why is it unconsitutional when every single working person has to take a drug test to support them"? in what world do they live where every single person has to take a drug test for work? I've had to do this exactly once, when I worked for a financial company, and never again.

akm, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:47 (thirteen years ago) link

Every shitty part time job I've had in the last fifteen years has required a drug test. Every "real" full-time job with actual real responsibilities has never required one. Always found that to be kind of funny.

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:48 (thirteen years ago) link

Florida is going to charge the applicant for the drug testing, about $40 IIRC. They will refund it if the applicant passes.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

drug tests are some total bullshit, vast majority of them should be illegal imho

S'cool bro, I only cried a little (Shakey Mo Collier), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:50 (thirteen years ago) link

In 1996, I didn't have to take a drug test to get a top secret government clearance.

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:51 (thirteen years ago) link

because if you are willing to take a shitty job, you are probably a drug addict needing money to score. also, the constitution doesn't apply to poor and minorities.

fucking hell I hate my family sometimes. Big problem these days: their insistance over the years that they are "spanish" and not "mexican". and harping about illegals and "mexicans". My grandmother's name was Garcia; I finally went onto Ancestry.com this weekend to trace shit back four generations and can't find anyone coming from Spain, they've been in New Mexico and Texas forever, with several records of 'border crossing' from mexico. Guess what family? You are the beaners you love to hate.

akm, Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

send them the records you've tracked down

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:53 (thirteen years ago) link

should be entertaining

low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:54 (thirteen years ago) link

new mexican ethnic identity is kind of a thing, though, from what i've heard

like it's definitely a widespread cultural practice for ppl to distinguish 'spanish' from 'hispanic'---lots of families have been there for like 500 years

not saying this has any bearing on yr family's situation, just that it's something i've heard about

cop a cute abdomen (gbx), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

Someone should've attached a paragraph to that Florida bill requiring that members of the legislature and the governor and his staff have to undergo drug tests. That would've probably killed it right quick.

Shart Shaped Box (Phil D.), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:56 (thirteen years ago) link

stay classy american south!

http://i.imgur.com/WtK1v.png

the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Tuesday, 7 June 2011 17:58 (thirteen years ago) link


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