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Could it be that I love her as a friend?

...or is that just a stupid thing to say? "I love you as a friend." Oh Jesus, someone please slap the shit out of me if I ever actually say that to a woman.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:21 (nineteen years ago) link

I worry sometimes that I will
(a) never have sex again;
(b) never be in love again; and
(c) both of the above.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:21 (nineteen years ago) link

"I love you as a friend."

someone said that to me once. it broke my heart.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

xpost me too luna! i think about that quite a lot actually.

― gem (trisk), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:22 (nineteen years ago) link

You're only worried about (a) because you care about (b).

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Which, BTW, is completely understandable, right, and noble.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:23 (nineteen years ago) link

errrr no, i've been sexually active for about 12 years (i'm 28).

Oh, sorry, I misread you post.

Kenan, how long have you been with her? Things might take time to develop, but usually the love part should help.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:25 (nineteen years ago) link

(b) breaks my heart. at least it would if I had one.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Tuomas -- At this date... three years and four months. Long enough for whatever was going to develop to develop. I'm just worried about hanging around so long that hatred and resentment develop.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:27 (nineteen years ago) link

Oh, Luna, I'm sure it'll happen to you again.

My problem seems not to be that I don't fall in love, but that I fall in love with persons who only "love me as a friend".

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna, Jesus. Shut up. Weren't you just talking yesterday about having kids and loving them eternally? Yeah, you're so heartless. I could stand to borrow some of your heart.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:29 (nineteen years ago) link

Okay Kenan, now I see your point.

(x-post)

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link

I guess I'm just being crabby. I'm sick and I'm tired and I'm lonely and I'm so sick and tired of being lonely. If Adolf Hitler can have a girlfriend, why can;t I find someone to love me?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna, Jesus. Shut up.

That was a bit abrasive, wasn't it?

Luna, you are not heartless. You are warm and understanding and forgiving and loving. I don't understand why you would ever think yourself heartless, but you have my email address if you ever want to expand on that in private.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link

No, it wasn't abrasive, you're right, I should shut up.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:36 (nineteen years ago) link

If Adolf Hitler can have a girlfriend, why can;t I find someone to love me?

Because Hitler was a charmer? And Eva hated Jews, too? Don't wish for that.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:37 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has become something less than horny.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:40 (nineteen years ago) link

No I'm not wishing for that, I just thought of the worst person I could think of and... don't even listen to me, I'm all coked up on cold meds, and I'm just really weary.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:41 (nineteen years ago) link

Good point.

Hey nice shoes, wanna fuck?

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:41 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has become something less than horny.

Rules of the InterWeb, part XXIV:

When Hitler gets mentioned, the horniness level usually falls down.

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:42 (nineteen years ago) link

Perhaps "This is the lonely commiseration thread" would be a more apt title. Or would that be too sad?

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:45 (nineteen years ago) link

Less talk of the sadness, more talk of the sexing.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:46 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus CHILLAX FOLKZ0RZ

Less talk of the sadness, more talk of the sexing.

Luna, I think you're the shizzle, fo nizzle, and I'd have my wizzle wit yizzle all nizzle, ya dizzle?

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:55 (nineteen years ago) link

Word, yo.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 06:56 (nineteen years ago) link

Snoop-speak aside, I'm quite serious.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:01 (nineteen years ago) link

I was going to say "Well done, Tuomas" but then read the rest of your posts and got all sad. I hope that something turns out alright for you.

Seems like Luna's posts are writing the story of my life right now.

I guess I'm just being crabby. I'm sick and I'm tired and I'm lonely and I'm so sick and tired of being lonely. If Adolf Hitler can have a girlfriend, why can;t I find someone to love me?

This feels so OTM it hurts. Except not so extreme, more like I look round my friends and colleagues and even random strangers and feel like "crikey, if they can find someone to put up with them, why can't I?" only that just makes me more depressed and lonely.

I still keep having random crying jags nearly every morning, it seems like lately. And I still have bursts of anger at my ex for dumping me so horribly. But then I try to remind myself that I was lonely and miserable a lot of the time even when I was *with* him.

Less talk of sadness, more talk of sexing... sigh. I try to write horny wank porn, and halfway through it stops being about the horny porn and starts being about sweet and tender moments like sitting eating breakfast in caffs and tender moments in the bathtub washing his hair and long, urgent conversations about random stuffs.

I don't miss having a boyfriend, I miss having a best friend. :-(

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus, this is depressing.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link

I can still write the horny wank porn; I'm not sure if this is good or bad.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:06 (nineteen years ago) link

And I heartily apologize for having brought this thread down.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:07 (nineteen years ago) link

(And Andrew, I would so take you up on that right now...)

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:08 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm sorry, I seem to have lowered the tone even further. I shouldn't have been so honest, I should have just JW-ed the thread with giant naked photos of libertines getting it on. I just can't even get my care on for that right now.

― Danger Whore (kate), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:09 (nineteen years ago) link

http://giganticmag.com/images/underwear.jpg

hi dere

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:12 (nineteen years ago) link

Kate, I like you best when you're being brutally honest about yourself. (It is, to me, infinitely preferable to reading you obsess about dirty dronerock boys or whatever it is you're into these days!) I just find it depressing because I'm in a pretty shitty situation myself at the moment and all this talk has made me think about it more.

(And Andrew, I would so take you up on that right now...)

Too bad we're separated by a few thousand kilometres of ocean. :-(

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm not young enough for Danger Whore, i know. But maybe I'm hairless enough?

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:13 (nineteen years ago) link

I totally relate to this, Kate. One of my friends who, to my knowledge, has never really dated anyone, has begun a relationship, and while I'm certainly happy for the said friend, I can't stop thinking, "Why not me too?".

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Of course you should be honest, kate. I'm so sorry you're having to go through this, and if I could, I would kick J0e square in the nuts for this.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:15 (nineteen years ago) link

Kenan, you've got it goin' ON.

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm taking that picture down right now. I am filled with shame.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:16 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't think Jon's being particularly bastardly, here. You have to expect some people to react in that way when discussing personal issues in an open forum (which is why I rarely, if ever, choose to do so).

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link

Kenan, your naked body looks remarkably like mine!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:17 (nineteen years ago) link

You have not seen my naked body. Few have. Except... well, nevermind.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:19 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has started to sex up again!

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:21 (nineteen years ago) link

Perhaps I should post a semi-naked pic of myself too! Or the picture of me in drag...

― Tuomas (Tuomas), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:22 (nineteen years ago) link

Well, there's always email...

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:22 (nineteen years ago) link

This thread has started to sex up again!

M I S S I O N A C C O M P L I S H E D

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:24 (nineteen years ago) link

Speaking of email, Luna, do you still use msn?

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:25 (nineteen years ago) link

Yup, luna_cee_@hotmail.com

― luna (luna.c), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Hrmm, I have you on my list but you appear offline. Meh.

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Luna clearly wants to send someone a dirty pic.

― Lifted, or, the story is 'neath my ass (kenan), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:26 (nineteen years ago) link

Or not...

― Andrew (enneff), Monday, 18 October 2004 07:27 (nineteen years ago) link

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