I'm drunk!

uggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

yeah

oh yeah

i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can i cant i can

gprss. mcdonalds french fries. i went home early

why is ilx my home page. homegauge. loamplague. domesage. ownage.

*like*

hey, lamp! you are drunk!

hey u guyz

i have been mixing lemonade and vodka since 7pm

and i have been out of limondada for at least 2 hours

in this blog post i was described as a "local musician (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver)" and i was like wtf

and then i googled me and saw that the #3 result after my twitter & blog was some horrifying demos i recorded last winter

horrifying

i am listening to myself now

oh my god

wld listen to a BIG HOOS joint tbh

I realized just before theoretically going out after work that before work, I left the oven on w/ food inside. That equaled nearly eight hours of high-temperature cooking time (and a defunct fire detector, and my roommate on an international flight). I rushed across town, fearing the worst - especially as I have two cats at home. Thankfully I arrived to find the cats alive and no fire, just some char-black chicken and an awful, awful smell.

The relevant point being: I have poured myself a generous helping of Jameson to calm my nerves. Cripes.

feeling u simon h.

thx HOOS! sorry bout yr google problem. the terrible "anarcho-punk" recordings from high school that I uh "vocalize" on are blessedly google-proof.

haha it's not so bad, i just wish "musician" hadn't been my first appellation in the thing, but there are worse places to be

sup

would like to drink with a hoos btw

we must make this happen obv

for now tho i am letting the various alcohols do their work as i drift off to sleepings

ginhaze

i'm just going to admit it

i'm drunk

lemme do a quick "internet search" to see how many times "going to admit it" has popped up in this thread

twice!

all in the last 2 minutes!
wait now 3 times! WEIRD

wait still 2 times. "going to admit it"!

now 3!

i can tell this is going to be a really exciting thread revive

can i just move on into the apologetic stage?

now let me tell you about my childhood riggemslaggim

hi Z S!

let's get one thing straight caek

are you saying "zee ess" or "zed ess"? recently it came to my attention that "zed" is a "thing" with "a lot of people in the world"

which brought up the painful memory, about five years ago, my mom reveals that when my mom and dad were trying to figure out what to name the blob that popped out of her body, it was down to "zachary" or "jedediah". after long deliberation, they went with the z option. so this "zed" stuff is weird because it's a hybrid of ...well you get it

i was almost jedediah! holy shit

although i had a talk the other day about this and someone told me that it would have been a good thing, that i could have "owned" jedediah. very strategic.

Knew a kid once named Zeedock.

i actually know a jedediah!

i've always said "zee ess" btw

does he "own it"?

he pwns it

i say zed ess, zed ess.

it feels snappier.

but i am not dogmatic about it. z comes up a lot on astronomy and i have started saying "zee" in that context.

hahaha

i know i'm on a downward spiral because i've started mixing drinks without measuring anything and my gameplan for the night is to make a really sweet playlist and drink a lot of water later so i can go to work

you sound like you have it all figured out

he's like so what i'm drunk

i already laid the seed of this earlier today when i pulled the old "i have a big headache, hope i can make it in tomorrow" routine

then i left work and was like loooooooooooooool

http://i11.tinypic.com/53ucxtl.gif

hii zee ess!

what are you drinking?

well about an hour ago i was going tiki and made something involving jamaican rum, demerara rum, pineapple juice, lime juice, and apricot liquor. then a while ago i just made a gin and tonic with ridiculous errors. now i'm sitting here thinking "why don't i just have some tequila straight up to really 'taste it'

it's thursday night people!

how does one err when mixing gin and tonic?

pro tip: have whisky and ginger ale

i can support that pro tip

but i prefer to call it bourbon and ginger
nice ring to it

you throw out the shotglass so you have no real idea how much you're pouring in. then you pour in what you think is the normal amount of gin, and then you add some cointreau. then you add lime juice and tonic. then you put more gin in just to safe. then add a bit of cointreau. top off with gin.

that's an xpost over there

i don't have any whiskey. i ran dry on it a while ago so i'm down to other assorted beverages

lol going tiki

whiskey & ginger ale was my drink for 15 years
r.i.p.

hey zs you should come over sometime because we have a deck of cards with tiki design and each one has a tiki drink recipe on it.