ok my colleagues are trying to ignore my laughs here
jesus
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:48 (thirteen years ago) link
like i don't even comprehend why these rules are gendered at all. most of the actual not-crazy advice on these can apply to anybody regardless of gender, and the ones that explicitly comment on gender are usually 100% fucked up.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:49 (thirteen years ago) link
seriously expecting one of these lady rules to prohibit all excretory bodily functions
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link
If you don't obeyconventional wisdom,she'll never forgive you.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:50 (thirteen years ago) link
There is no sexin the champagne room.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lkt814GFPw1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
hmmm
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link
men like football, women enjoy shopping
a man is a man, a woman is a woman
http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/41Iz1vSnBgL._BO2,204,203,200_PIsitb-sticker-arrow-click,TopRight,35,-76_AA300_SH20_OU02_.jpg
― got a whole lotta gloves (snoball), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link
Maintain your mystery; never agree to see them again.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:53 (thirteen years ago) link
If you love him, tell him. Chances are, the Mayans were right all along.
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:54 (thirteen years ago) link
THENo. 318RULE OF A PROLETARIAN
When you seize the means of production,don't forget to be amazing.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
Maintain your mystery, that balaclava really suits you
― NickB, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:56 (thirteen years ago) link
tracer <3333333333333333333333333
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:57 (thirteen years ago) link
Rule Of A Lady #425:
Shame slutswhenever possible.
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 14:58 (thirteen years ago) link
Can't wait for some of these to turn up on dayo's zenlike koans thread.
― Terje Chocolate Orange (seandalai), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:01 (thirteen years ago) link
Rule Of A Gentlemen #425:
Never call a lady slut.Even when you think she is.
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link
The No. 232 Rule Of A LadyWords create lies. Pain can be trusted.
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/audition1.jpg
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:02 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i55.tinypic.com/k20dg4.jpg
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
A good master never beats his slaveEven if he deserves it
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:03 (thirteen years ago) link
ugh judging by this thread the lady one is way worse
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:07 (thirteen years ago) link
^^^^^
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
i'd say you're otm, but, you're a woman
― goole, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:08 (thirteen years ago) link
lol
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
wtf...paolo abdul said this, not paula coelho!
― MAYBE YOU SHOULDN'T BE LIVING HERE!! (Local Garda), Wednesday, June 8, 2011 10:33 AM (34 minutes ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
xp and lol again
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:09 (thirteen years ago) link
http://28.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llj675WtCw1qjnt7yo1_500.jpg
strong Whose Line Is It Anyway vibe from this one
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:11 (thirteen years ago) link
I misread "crown" as "clown"
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link
okay this has to be a joke.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:12 (thirteen years ago) link
invisible crown is the only one that has made me lol, though
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link
wait you mean you don't already do that?
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:13 (thirteen years ago) link
Wondering how many of the guy ones were actually written by a woman and vice-versa.
― Matt DC, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:14 (thirteen years ago) link
"submitted by [random punter]" on most of the laydeeez ones, betraying the lack of bespoke attention to detail and high quality control as found on the gents blog.
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://i5.photobucket.com/albums/y176/edwardiii/44ffd00c-425a-4b0b-ba4e-bbb6c5fad173.jpg
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
http://29.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_llht3w8xz21qj29d6o1_500.jpg
This sounds like the advice of Matt Foley, motivational speaker.
― EDB, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:16 (thirteen years ago) link
boobs or butts doesn't matter
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
it's a puzzle
bums don't matter
― blueski, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
hips don't lie
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
that's definitely the most mysterious imo
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:19 (thirteen years ago) link
194 - I feel like there's some positive in that one though.
boobs or butts; doesn't matter
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
The No. 159 Rule of a Gentleman
Before you criticize someone, walk a mile in their shoes. That way, you'll be a mile from them, and you'll have their shoes.
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:20 (thirteen years ago) link
need a gif generator stat
― ledge, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:21 (thirteen years ago) link
boobs or butts don't matteranyone can seeboobs or butts don't matter...to meee....
― burberry kush (elmo argonaut), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:23 (thirteen years ago) link
yeah with the semi-colon i guess it could be read as advising men to be equal-opportunity oglers.
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link
advice that was sorely needed
― horseshoe, Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:31 (thirteen years ago) link
These need t-shirts!
― 27 Dresses, 13 Assassins (Eazy), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:33 (thirteen years ago) link
http://th779.photobucket.com/albums/yy75/pashby_2009/th_Video-Stills-Black-or-White-michael-jackson-11510203-720-480.jpg
I said if you're thinkin' of being my babyIt doesn't matter if you're boobs or buttoww!
― gtforia estfufan (unregistered), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
ha
― \(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:34 (thirteen years ago) link
poll:
boobsbuttsdoesn't mattter
― no serenade no fire brigade just a trypophobia (Edward III), Wednesday, 8 June 2011 15:36 (thirteen years ago) link