9.5 hours?! Did you get on the cover of Meetings magazine?
― kinder, Thursday, 9 June 2011 02:31 (twelve years ago) link
I used to work for a company like that, except we got holidays paid (after much arguing between our supervisor and his boss). Instead of paid sick days, we each got a bottle of Purell. Seriously.
One of the reasons why I left the company I was working for was that they no longer paid CNAs time and a half for working on holidays.
― Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Thursday, 9 June 2011 02:32 (twelve years ago) link
So a coworker won an iPad at some event last night and you'd think he'd won the lottery judging by reactions around here today.
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 June 2011 13:39 (twelve years ago) link
You should ask them to lend you $100
― NickB, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:41 (twelve years ago) link
So there was this special meeting that several highers up and many of us mid-level employees were invited to. it was an honor to be invited
struggling to get my head round this concept tbh
― ledge, Friday, 10 June 2011 13:48 (twelve years ago) link
ugh surprise 60th birthday party for colleague ugh some but not everyone invited ugh trench warfare between the partitions
― ♪♫ hey there lamp post, feelin' whiney ♪♫ (darraghmac), Friday, 10 June 2011 13:50 (twelve years ago) link
in the US small businesses don't have to offer any paid time off
!!!!
I did not know that.
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 13:53 (twelve years ago) link
yeah, i was pretty shocked when i moved here - NZ has 4 weeks compulsory annual leave across the board plus stat hols plus time and a half/double time if you work a stat hol.
― just1n3, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
as long as your boss doesnt play butt bongo on you you still have your dignity
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:13 (twelve years ago) link
butt bongo is mandatory in all major US corporations.
― magic punani (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:18 (twelve years ago) link
"you have the choice between giving up your sick days or...."
"oh god"
"yes. butt bongo."
*sighs* "ok..... butt bongo."
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:27 (twelve years ago) link
It is particularly bad when it is done while you are de-trouser-ed and the entire office has to watch
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
"Hey, he's getting a pretty good sound out of that guy!"
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:32 (twelve years ago) link
I think I have to introduce "Butt Bongo" into a conversation with our HR manager today.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:42 (twelve years ago) link
dont forget "butt trumpet"
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 14:43 (twelve years ago) link
I'm going to say that HR is probably not where you want to start introducing that term. On the other hand, talking about "butt bongo" too much may make you end up in the HR office, so I suppose its smart to get right to the endgame.
― the fey bloggers are onto the zagat tweets (jon /via/ chi 2.0), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:44 (twelve years ago) link
Our HR manager is probably the person in our organisation most likely to introduce Butt Bongo as a mandatory company activity.
― American Fear of Pranksterism (Ed), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:45 (twelve years ago) link
to the tune of Um Bongo?
― chavatar (suzy), Friday, 10 June 2011 14:51 (twelve years ago) link
I work in the database maintenance team for a library, and my coworker summoned me to look at some problematic records. When the titles came up he announced non-ironically "oh, what a lot of nonsense, they're all in French."
His screen was full of longwinded scientific titles with lots of umlauts and Ks and Ws and "von" and "die" and "über" and 20-letter words ending in "-ischen" etc, i.e. very obviously in German.
Which would be no big deal, except circa 2008 he spent over a year living and working in Germany. I don't expect you to come back fluent, but surely most people would recognise the language after a year of being surrounded by it?
― sambal dalek (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:08 (twelve years ago) link
hahahahahaha
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:09 (twelve years ago) link
this thread had a lot of "annoying" and not enough "stupid" but that story just rebalanced everything and then some
― 40% chill and 100% negative (Tracer Hand), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:11 (twelve years ago) link
our database tables are in flemmish - wtf I do like seeing the word GEEN - mean s NOsometimes I think to myself - GEEEEEN!
― Latham Green, Friday, 10 June 2011 16:20 (twelve years ago) link
xp I don't know if they spoke German or English at the company he was with (it's not an English/American company) but I like to imagine everyone talking German at him for a year while he just stood there smiling and saying "what." in his completely non-question-intonated way
(this is often his response even to instructions in English)
― sambal dalek (a passing spacecadet), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:30 (twelve years ago) link
"It's odd, most people in Germany speak French..."
― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 June 2011 16:36 (twelve years ago) link
most people in lungs speak flemmish
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 10 June 2011 17:13 (twelve years ago) link
I did not know that other countries MANDATED vacation time! I just thought that they had a different work culture. FOUR WEEKS!!!! That is truly insane. Here the norm is that for an average, generic office job, you would have to work for many years before you got four weeks (my opinion based on what I've seen, YMMV).
At my work, this is the vacation policy:
YEARS EMPLOYED AS OF JANUARY 1st
Less than 1 year: 1 Week (40 hours)
1 full year but less than 3 full years of employment: 2 Weeks (80 hours)
3 full years but less than 5 full years of employment: 2.5 Weeks (100 hours)
5 full years but less than 7 full years of employment: 3 weeks (120 hours)
7 years or more: 4 Weeks (120 hours)
- Vacation hours do not roll over from year to year- It is accrued throughout the year. If you get 40 hours, and you use it all in January and you quit in February 1, you owe the firm for 36.92 hours worth of the vacation time that they advanced you.
― Jesse, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:07 (twelve years ago) link
i had to put in 10 years at my old job for four weeks and then they bent me over once i hit my ten year and told me they changed the policy! fuck off bank
― $5.00 Footlongs (thebingo), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:10 (twelve years ago) link
I get 25 days a year of vacation/holidays/sick days - its nice beacuse you can work on a holiday then take off time when you'd rather
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:11 (twelve years ago) link
my wife has something like 7 weeks.
― $5.00 Footlongs (thebingo), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:13 (twelve years ago) link
That work ethic is why America is Number -- hey, wait a minute...
― Monsieur Naturel (WmC), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:14 (twelve years ago) link
I take three days per year as "passion holiday" when I wear purple and sweat heavy and take erotic bath
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:16 (twelve years ago) link
Current job: 2 weeks, accrual basis, rolls over; 2 personal days, 2 weeks sick time. New job: replace all 2s with a 3! Stoked :D
― tehresa, Friday, 10 June 2011 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
HAHA mike.
― $5.00 Footlongs (thebingo), Friday, 10 June 2011 18:24 (twelve years ago) link
it took me 10 years of working in this industry before i was able to claw my way up to 3 weeks. my last job, when they laid me off, subtracted the vacation time they advanced me from the severance package.i work in Canada but blame the US for our lack of vacationing.
― magic punani (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Friday, 10 June 2011 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
last time I checked I had accrued 6.5 weeks of vacation
― low-rent black gangster nicknamed Bootsy (DJP), Friday, 10 June 2011 20:42 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah aus is p much same as nz - 4 weeks a year, 5 sick/personal days, and various state& national public hols, Xmas etc. Of course these days a lot of ppl get worked so hard they don't get to TAKE said leave, and in fact some workplace pollie was in the paper recently urging ppl to go the fuck on leave more often.
We've even a tv show here called " no leave no life"
― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Friday, 10 June 2011 22:47 (twelve years ago) link
Our sick time used to carry over until we were acquired.
I kinda like that it doesn't anymore cuz now it urges us to use all our vacation in a given year and the managers can't say "your time's just gonna roll over, why d'ya hafta go on vacation NOW?"
― my downeaster ilxor (Neanderthal), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:03 (twelve years ago) link
I checked last Friday and I have 14.25 weeks of paid holiday and 11.75 days of time in lieu for working crazy overtime back in Dec/Jan
― all cats are gay (sic), Friday, 10 June 2011 23:34 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah you get worked like a dawg, man :(
― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
We were meant to get an extra person for the last three months to ease some pressure / use up EOFY budget, but me and supervisor pointed out that we would get even further behind by taking a week to train somebody
discovered this week that my manager didn't even know that I've been doing all the higher duties that someone else has been getting paid HDA for for the last two months
― all cats are gay (sic), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:31 (twelve years ago) link
D: Theyre gonna rectify that, right?
― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:40 (twelve years ago) link
so this person is neither stupid or annoying. i guess her behavior is annoying - but she basically does no work. shows up late. isn't "ready" to take on a project (there's a pool of jobs/tasks we all pick up) for at least 30-45 minutes while she cruises facebook and her blogging site. or shops online. like she'd spend DAYS looking for a new pair of shades instead of taking on work or helping out when it was obvious some people were swamped. she's always out the door at 5 whenever possible and when she does get burdened with something that would prevent her 5 o'clock dash, she would (i think intentionally) do hurried, shitty work. sometimes sticking whoever was around to deal with her mess (me often). she vanishes often for hours at a time. mid morning or afternoon. she'd come in from an extended lunch and when someone came to her with something would announce she'd take care of it when she got back from getting a coffee (another 30 minutes).
and everyone there loves her. she's attractive and crazy popular and no one seems to question her work ethic.
it's been affecting my own work ethic, in addition to my job getting more stressful from other factors. i had been thinking i'd made a mistake accepting this position and today i found out she's leaving.
SHE IS LEAVING!
fucking sweet. i have the additional satisfaction of knowing that where she's going is small and she's going to HAVE to do alot of work! :D
― magic punani (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:47 (twelve years ago) link
xpost - and what is "HDA"?
― magic punani (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 June 2011 00:48 (twelve years ago) link
and can i eat it.
higher duties allowance (i think?) - govt roles often get covered by someone else if someone goes on leave etc and instead of being promoted you just work at the higher payrate til its properly filled. At DFAT they used to call it "acting up" which always amused me.
― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:14 (twelve years ago) link
xps I totally had someone like that at a past job, although we were all part of the same team of lowly admin people so she didn't really have much to do. Actually it was the kind of place where NO WAY could you just walk out in the middle of the day but instead she'd just sidle up to people and start distracting them saying she hadn't been given any work to do (even if it was true, she should have helped someone else on the team). The thing is she was crazy pretty, but totally knew it and wore tons of make-up etc when she didn't need to. The supervisor and every single guy on our team was kind of entranced by her, which I know is a total cliche but I didn't really think actually happened til she started there. She was actually an OK girl but as my o/h put it, "the kind of person who has absolutely nothing to say". She kind of had a rep as being a funny one-of-the-lads kind of girl (but hot obv) but she never said anything funny, just catchphrases off tv and stuff like 'I'm bored dot com' and you just know if she was average looking everyone would have thought she was lame and annoying. Oh and her phone wallpaper was a pic of her and her chump of a boyfriend in a kind of naked embrace and if we went out for work drinks she'd just leave her phone out on the bar really conspicuously.
― kinder, Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:18 (twelve years ago) link
I have that coworker but the schadenfreudeis coming soon
― coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:24 (twelve years ago) link
dys will you be able to get news back on lazyass mcbitchface and find out if she crashes and burns?
I enjoy a good schaden soda way too much.
― “this dog won’t hunt” doesn’t appear in the Book of Proverbs (Trayce), Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:27 (twelve years ago) link
i know no one there. it's a double-edge schaden-sword because if she does do well she could be a dept head (if they eventually hire more people to do what she "does" under her).
― magic punani (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:33 (twelve years ago) link
but since all my coworkers (girls included) leeeerve her so much, i will know right away if she's looking for new work in 6 months.
― magic punani (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Saturday, 11 June 2011 01:34 (twelve years ago) link