― Tuomas (Tuomas), Friday, 3 June 2005 06:30 (nineteen years ago) link
― Chris H. (chrisherbert), Friday, 3 June 2005 06:35 (nineteen years ago) link
the person he was talking to looked slightly dumbfounded "a kitten?" - as I did until I realized what he was trying to say.
"Raja, I think you mean 'pussy'."
"Yes, yes, a pussy, you are being a pussy!"
I walked away.
― luna (luna.c), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 21:46 (nineteen years ago) link
― billstevejim (billstevejim), Tuesday, 7 June 2005 21:49 (nineteen years ago) link
Idiot!
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Wednesday, 8 June 2005 12:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Cartain, Thursday, 9 June 2005 12:19 (nineteen years ago) link
?? This makes perfect sense. It means "I know you haven't been here for a long time, and you might think that I would have been here since, but actually I haven't". Like if a friend from out of town turns up and says "let's go to that bar we went to last time", then when you get there you might say this.
― Andrew Farrell (afarrell), Thursday, 9 June 2005 12:28 (nineteen years ago) link
Tuomas, it's 2005 and you live in Finland for god's sake - mobile phones have been able to play mp3s for years!!
― Markelby (Mark C), Thursday, 9 June 2005 12:51 (nineteen years ago) link
Dude 2: Hey, did you know milk cures PMS?Dude 1: Yeah?Dude 2: Yeah. (pause) I bought my wife a cow. (Chuckles to himself).
FIN
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:30 (nineteen years ago) link
"This is absolutely fucking ridiculous. I told you not to process that check until the 18th, and you did it anyway. I specifically said....."
(pause, pacing briefly)
"No, bullshit. Listen to what I'm saying, Mom."
― Gear! (can Jung shill it, Mu?) (Gear!), Tuesday, 14 June 2005 16:36 (nineteen years ago) link
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Thursday, 30 June 2005 12:55 (nineteen years ago) link
― Kim (Kim), Thursday, 30 June 2005 13:40 (nineteen years ago) link
"Man, you got me...the ovaries?"
― now now now, Thursday, 30 June 2005 14:03 (nineteen years ago) link
― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 30 June 2005 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 30 June 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link
It went something like this, “ I couldn’t believe it he came in shouting, banging doors and then went into the bathroom and puked up loudly in the sink, dirty bastard. He didn’t even use the toilet. Then he starts talking to himself like a fucking mental case and groaning til about 4 this morning.” when I’d finished my rant, I walked past his door and noticed that he hadn’t left like I thought, he was in his room awake and well within hearing range. Doh!
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 4 July 2005 09:03 (nineteen years ago) link
J: "Yeah! But we have to be careful that it doesn't become raver energy, or too-happy energy, or the gym energy..."
D: "Of course...."
J: "It has to be Andrew W.K. slash E.L.O. energy, we have to style it out, or else..."
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link
"If you fuck it, they will come"
― Hand Shapes (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link
Naked man #1 : So, how are you coming along with the smoking?Naked man #2 : Well, I don't smoke.Naked man #1 : Still keeping it up, then!Naked man #2 : No, actually I've never smoked.Naked man #1 : Good for you. GOOD FOR YOU.
― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link
She: This is rather nice.He: ...You could do that, couldn't you Michael?He: mmm
― rainy (rainy), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link
On train this morning:Student A: yeah so I have to read something called Ulysses?Student B: Ulysses?Student A: yeah I don't even know what it is. I mean, is Ulysses some kind of monster? I think so... sounds like it, you know something like the Loch Ness Monster?
― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm starting to wonder if he's all there.
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 27 January 2006 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link
'oh really? yeah, i listen to this one station, most people haven't heard of it. indie 103.1...know it?'
(funnier if you're from L.A.)
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link
...and...
"I always put peanut butter and hot sauce on mine."
― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jena (JenaP), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― 688, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco, Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco, Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― MsLaura, Sunday, 29 April 2007 06:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jesse, Sunday, 29 April 2007 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― jim, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― peter james, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― 600, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― King Kitty, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link