britishers -- tell me about WIMPY BARS and their shitty burgers

O God!!!

Is Cumberland ring what you get the next morning after a meal at Wimpy's? Or is it something else?

i like that you get a plate and a fork and a knife and such but the food itself is very poor.

are these still around?

ya-hah

You can still get a Bender in a Bun (like a rubber hose) and a Spicy Beanburger (explosive results after a couple of hours).

One near me in Watney Market, Shadwell. Never been in, 20 years since I've been in one probably.

according to wikipedia:

"In the UAE it [the spicy bean burger] is called the Bean Royal."

i have friends working in Dubai right now, i should ask them if they've seen this there.

Last time I ate in one was the Brighton branch in 1996.

i went to one with my dad and brother for nostalgia value a couple of months ago, seemed kinda depressing. food was meh, and the milkshakes are crap now.

that "dr beaks" thing is nuts. why would you want to associate your restaurant brand with:

a) someone people see when they're ill

b) a part of the chicken that nobody would ever eat

Had a Wimpy burger about 18 months ago and it was hugely disappointing tbh. The onions were bland as fuck.

They always are, and they're always grey.

the woman serving didn't look much like Eleanor Bron either :(

this franchise still fascinates me

http://cdn.fxguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/779c0a.jpg

i was gonna say

twas that film which brought wimpy's to mind, yes

i feel like i will still eat at Wimpy because it is Wimpy even tho most of the menu is pretty sucky

I just recall Wimpy being crazy expensive when I was a kid (you only got a SAUCER full of chips!) but we still went because it was the only place we were allowed to smoke in our school uniforms.

a friend of mine, being a Wimpy aficionado, was at one point trying to visit all remaining Wimpys in the country. he took me to one once, I think it was the one in Greenwich, and tbh I was pretty underwhelmed.

is there still one in brighton? i remember seeing that before. they did a "bender breakfast", which "may contain bone" apparently.

hahaa I forgot about the bender. Wasn't there a 'big bender' too? awesome. They looked fucking gross too

http://www.wimpy.uk.com/images/products/Bender-in-a-Bun-Cheese.jpg

http://pics.livejournal.com/amuchmoreexotic/pic/0003xbqs/s320x320.jpg

"One good thing about this tour was that we always had some money, so everyone was well fed. Although I must say that I missed having a good hamburger now and then. The only place we could locate then that sold hamburgers was called Wimpy's, after the character in the Popeye cartoons, who ate burgers all the time. They smelled and tasted like dog food on soggy buns. Occasionally, when we were desperate, we would send out for these terrible things."

-John 'Drumbo' French on Captain Beefheart and the Magic Band's second UK tour, 1968 ('Beefheart: Through the Eyes of Magic', pg. 333)

I had one of these things in Cape Town a couple of years ago. The mustard actually stained my finger for a whole day. The yellow dye would not wash out of my skin.

Spotted in Newark, Nottinghamshire, over Christmas:

http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc497/WardFowler/P1000243_zps155c6e01.jpg

ooh, new logo

britishes: your Newark looks as shabby as our Newark.

don't think i've ever stopped in Newark but it ain't scenic, true

this is round the corner from the wimpy

http://www.newarkscaffold.com/cdata/43179/img/43179_2693495.jpg

britishes: your Newark looks as shabby as our Newark.

psst: nobody tell the Americans that that's what all of the UK looks like, "nice" towns and shabby towns alike, anywhere with a population greater than a few cows looks pretty much like that

I am fairly sure Wimpy isn't any good now, and probably never was, but the mere mention of it does make me wildly nostalgic for some unknown reason. This is a distant glimpse of the Wimpy of my youth, probably a decade before I got there, but since in Swindon the 70s lasted until at least 1987 it's hard to tell:
http://farm7.static.flickr.com/6149/6001211137_36d933bcd0.jpg

There's still a Wimpy in Dingwall!

http://lds.localdataimages.com/large/1052/10524652.jpg

I forgot about the Dingwall one. The one in Dundee only closed with its host Megabowl about a year ago.

Is there a Wimpy opening in your town?

Andover: Opening Summer 2012
Alton: Opening Winter 2012

http://www.wimpy.uk.com/coming-soon.asp

Hope the halfpounder fans of Yately and Yeovil are patient...

Your closest Wimpy is:

MOTHERWELL
STRATHCLYDE COUNTRY PARK

HAMILTON ROAD
ML1 3RT

This is an Express Wimpy and therefore may not be able to cater the complete Wimpy Menu.

Your closest Wimpy is:
49.6 miles

Yeah, I might not bother with that, thanks.

It is astonishing to think that when Margaret Thatcher first joined the cabinet in 1970, the Wimpy hamburger chain still banned women from coming in late on their own on the bizarre grounds that only prostitutes would be out at that time of night.

I was expecting that quote to pop up in this thread.

two wimpys spotted in the wild last week

Eltham:

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa362/Andrew_Littlefield/P1010164_zpsb048044a.jpg

Dartford:

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa362/Andrew_Littlefield/P1010181_zpsdd578b05.jpg

ye olde wimpy, bicester, two views:

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa362/Andrew_Littlefield/P1010681_zps2fttrinn.jpg

http://i1194.photobucket.com/albums/aa362/Andrew_Littlefield/P1010682_zpsv16lbbaj.jpg

FREE BOILED EGG

I saw their hot dog option when I went in last week #thingstotrybeforeyoudie

Phantom Wimpy on Union Street, Glasgow

http://i1214.photobucket.com/albums/cc497/WardFowler/P1010804_zpsl8kp3mof.jpg

Still strong in Beckenham

Interior of Sidcup Wimpy, circa 1980:

https://scontent.fman2-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13417657_10206703443765831_7633815549786743904_n.jpg?oh=ab641c45907798a9c587f0aed3b04725&oe=57D2F3B6

IF it still exists, it probably looks exactly the same.

...now.

Leicester Square, 1976

http://flashbak.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/07/Leicester-Square-Warner-West-End-1976-KH.jpg

Spot on @1:25: "We went to a Wimpy Bar but it wasn't all that nice"

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4czDYeM-tQ8