Lindsay Lohan: "Hot, Ready, and Legal!"

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24. Jeez...

Number None, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:54 (fifteen years ago)

she kinda looks like someone you'd meet and think "jeez she looks worn out" and you'd guess her actual age to be 29 rather than the 34 you think she appears to be.

omar little, Friday, 17 June 2011 18:57 (fifteen years ago)

she looks 54

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 18:59 (fifteen years ago)

lol u guys. i don't agree. i know there are times when she looks older but i think there are plenty of times when she looks young in the face.

j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:01 (fifteen years ago)

she makes a great MILF tbqf

omar little, Friday, 17 June 2011 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

she looks like an uncouth rag from a Mississauga dumpster

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:04 (fifteen years ago)

OK lol she obviously doesn't look 54 but I just went back through the thread and she looks a lot older in the face than a 24 year old should. I think she's gorgeous and I just want her to get better Surm! Don't be mad.

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:05 (fifteen years ago)

lol i'm not!

j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:07 (fifteen years ago)

<3

\(^o\) (/o^)/ (ENBB), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:08 (fifteen years ago)

hanle y ot m

Mr. Patrick Batman (WmC), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:10 (fifteen years ago)

I am sick of her shit! She wronged me bad

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Friday, 17 June 2011 19:14 (fifteen years ago)

http://media.topman.com/wcsstore/TopMan/images/catalog/37G21CGYM_large.jpg

whatever, Friday, 17 June 2011 21:52 (fifteen years ago)

i just don't know

j lol (surm), Friday, 17 June 2011 21:56 (fifteen years ago)

poor Lindsay, I have her album.

resonate with awesomeness (jel --), Friday, 17 June 2011 21:57 (fifteen years ago)

her version of "i want you to want me" came up on shuffle yesterday, i forget who on ilx was stanning for it at the time but it made me think of better days :(

broke, broke, broke usher (reddening), Friday, 17 June 2011 22:09 (fifteen years ago)

she looks like an uncouth rag from a Mississauga dumpster

are you trying to turn me on?

akm, Friday, 17 June 2011 22:40 (fifteen years ago)

she's really testing my loyalty

gr8080+ (gr8080), Friday, 1 July 2011 22:05 (fourteen years ago)

Poor kid, so that's why she shoplifted that jewelry. Just trying to keep up against inflation.

Aimless, Friday, 1 July 2011 23:45 (fourteen years ago)

hot, ready and hedging

brownie, Saturday, 2 July 2011 17:49 (fourteen years ago)

she is a dumpster

coffeetripperspillerslyricmakeruppers (Latham Green), Saturday, 2 July 2011 18:14 (fourteen years ago)

Celebrating her freedom from jail by going to a bar but returning to the photographer's captivity - a mess with sexy shoes

http://i56.tinypic.com/b3qyqs.jpg

StanM, Saturday, 2 July 2011 18:34 (fourteen years ago)

hot, ready and hedging

― brownie, Saturday, July 2, 2011 1:49 PM (1 hour ago) Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink

genuine lols

Psyduck is My Spirit Animal (Jimmy The Mod Awaits The Return Of His Beloved), Saturday, 2 July 2011 18:53 (fourteen years ago)

She was paid for that tweet about inflation: http://www.slate.com/id/2298195

StanM, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:29 (fourteen years ago)

that's probably why it says "ad"

☂ (max), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:30 (fourteen years ago)

well i mean

Have you guys seen food and gas prices lately? U.S. $ will soon be worthless if the Fed keeps printing money! http://spn.tw/t1exbE #ad
27 Jun via Sponsored Tweets

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:31 (fourteen years ago)

i want to get paid for tweets!!

dude, you're getting Adele! (markers), Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

She's also paid to manage CaptainLorax's stock portfolio

buzza, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:36 (fourteen years ago)

Oh. That was too small/light blue to notice on my phone initially, but now you mention it, ok.

StanM, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:37 (fourteen years ago)

that's just tacky

sonderangerbot, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:41 (fourteen years ago)

This dude paid a $285,000 fine to the SEC when he was 15 ! (in that article I linked to)

StanM, Sunday, 3 July 2011 20:50 (fourteen years ago)

Who is Donald Cook, anyway?

Mark G, Monday, 4 July 2011 08:45 (fourteen years ago)

http://i56.photobucket.com/albums/g192/rrawn/lindsay25thbirthday.jpg

j lol (surm), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

25th bday dinner, looking v v pretty

j lol (surm), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:46 (fourteen years ago)

That white is so striking.

0pal_3ss, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

Her hair or the dress?

Michael Bay, CEO of Transformers (Phil D.), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:50 (fourteen years ago)

she used to be ^ ^ pretty ^ ^ but now she's v v pretty v v

hoovers like jagger (some dude), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 14:52 (fourteen years ago)

I can't imagine getting into a car in that dress then getting out and it being so white still. Even a short car ride would be long enough for me to get coffee or chocolate or blood or something crazy on it. And unlike Lindsay I wouldn't be discarding it after one wear.

0pal_3ss, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 15:03 (fourteen years ago)

i love how her new look is "balancing myself on the car"

j lol (surm), Tuesday, 5 July 2011 15:06 (fourteen years ago)

With old pics like this for easy pilfering she has all the bases covered:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zR-VIGQjxBg

Gorge, Tuesday, 5 July 2011 17:44 (fourteen years ago)

two weeks pass...

Lindsay Lohan made a court appearance on Thursday to check in on her progress following her release from house arrest, but now it looks like she's facing a whole different problem. She's broke.

According to People.com, the actress hasn't been able to keep up with her court-ordered psychological treatment because she can't afford it.

The Daily Mail reports her lawyer, Shaun Chapman Holley, revealed during the hearing that due to Lohan's lack of acting gigs, her Screen Actors Guild coverage has run out. She did manage to film a commercial while under a 35-day house arrest, and recently did a racy photo shoot with celebrity photographer Tyler Shields. But these brief jobs apparently aren't paying the bills. She no longer has medical insurance and is unable to attend group therapy because of the hounding paparazzi.

buzza, Friday, 22 July 2011 19:07 (fourteen years ago)

she should sell shit on eBay, she'd never have to work again

PAJAMARALLS? PAJAMALWAYS! (DJP), Friday, 22 July 2011 19:08 (fourteen years ago)

would purchase knickknacks from a lilo etsy store

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 22 July 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

on the real tho thats pretty sad

BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Friday, 22 July 2011 21:07 (fourteen years ago)

i think i'd feel bad for her if she hadn't been such an arrogant dickhead about not heeding the advice of every other person who could tell this was the road she was headed down all those years go.

drowning cool (some dude), Friday, 22 July 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

get her in the studio w/ dr luke asap

J0rdan S., Friday, 22 July 2011 22:27 (fourteen years ago)

like this is almost too otm to be funny: http://snltranscripts.jt.org/04/04tmono.phtml

drowning cool (some dude), Friday, 22 July 2011 22:29 (fourteen years ago)

oh man

J0rdan S., Friday, 22 July 2011 22:31 (fourteen years ago)

http://i.imgur.com/tRemy.gif

( •ิ.•ั) (gr8080), Friday, 29 July 2011 01:40 (fourteen years ago)

god i loved that outfit

i remember when that outfit happened

grady didn't u im me about it

i swear

j lol (surm), Friday, 29 July 2011 15:01 (fourteen years ago)


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