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― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link
What's the pic for nip sucking? It's got to be awful.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link
bcuz even after we go skinny dipping w/ other chick we go into the hot tub alone and she has her top back on >_<
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link
hm ok
my problem is that i'm really impatient
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link
it is kind of funny how you've been at this 24 hours and still cant score.
-- gr8080, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link
i've gathered this
The best I've done so far is sex twice (with the lights off), a sloshed-on-liquor nude feel up on her table right before she passes out and a game of Marco Polo in the pool with Ariane and her friend (once nude, twice splitting the bikini).
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link
I think I went something like kiss > wine > french kiss > shoulders > tits > wine > take off shirt > french kiss > tits > suck the nips > back > take off pants > tits > fail
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:49 (sixteen years ago) link
This was on the couch, btw.
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link
"i'm not into nude fondling"
lolz, like it's this whole other scene. "I've heard of people doing that, saw it on Real Sex on HBO. I won't judge, but I'm not into it."
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link
oh wait, it started with hair and there was another hair in there somewhere
hotub > wine > kiss > truth or dare > do her dare > she does her truth > dare her to take off her top > do her dare > dare her to take off her bottoms > do her dare > kiss > rub shoulders > grab tits > lick nips > rub back > rub butt > rub thighs > rub puss > http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link
lolllllllll @ gr80 explaining birds & bees to jordan sargent
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link
THINGS I AM REALLY GOOD AT:
-making her pass out -feeding her steak -taking pictures of her overlooking the city -not fondling her bare breasts
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link
fuck this game
i need more cougar experience
No offence, but I hope for your sakes none of you meet any hot girls this weekend.
― Matt DC, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:55 (sixteen years ago) link
ok problem was that i've dared her to make out (leads to nothing) and to "play with her pussy" (no)
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link
I want some option where you click on her boobs and "smooth gradients"
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link
i think jordans problem is that he has no game
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:57 (sixteen years ago) link
-taking pictures of her overlooking the city
I have not done this.
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link
I took pictures of her posing in a fountain once, but now I can't remember at all how I got there.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:59 (sixteen years ago) link
You're really close to getting blown or doing the dirty right there.
― Ned Trifle II, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:59 (sixteen years ago) link
HI DERE http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/pet3.jpg http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link
now i will go for gas station bang
i took pictures of her overlooking the city, then posing topless, then posing naked, then posing on top of the car, then giving me a bj
then we went back and she was jealous that i got off and she didn't, so she ... asked me to go home???
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link
-- J0rdan S., Friday, January 18, 2008 4:00 AM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
when she catches the cliffs notes gr80 gave you written on yr hand costanza-style yr in trouble
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link
i think we all need a boys night out together.
time to take a break from ariane.
xpost wtg sargent
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link
-- deej, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:00 AM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Link
mine went pics->pics->sexy pose->sexier pose->let's go home
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link
The worst effect this game has, I am finding, is that when you go from this to other internet porn, even though that allegedly consists of real photographs of actual women that verifiably exist, all the girls still look plastic and gross and I can't take them seriously as objects of lust. Maybe there's a tiny bit of justice in that, somehow. :(
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link
no kenan u just creepy
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:02 (sixteen years ago) link
oh, on this thread? It's me?
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link
its too late for you to play El Tomboto in this thread now
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link
-- Johnny Fever, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:59 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link
spin the bottle over desert. nothing comes of this
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link
J0rdan's gotten further along than I have now. I R MAD
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link
no one has pointed this out yet.. COMIC SANS.
― gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link
Oh yeah, that's right...it's the only time I have seen spin the bottle.
― Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link
http://www.cineol.net/images/noticias/Cameos/Waterboy_2.jpg
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link
ok, this is EXACTLY what I remember sex in a car being like
http://fluxion23.com/images/carsex.gif
but i think just because of where i was looking, not anything about the actual lighting.
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link
apparently naked water skiing is "too much work"
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:12 (sixteen years ago) link
still havent figured out how to get her naked @ the statue or how to get her to water ski but im moving on, this chick is kind of lame anyway
― deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:14 (sixteen years ago) link
I managed both. I am not proud of this.
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link
yeah, except that I know my girlfriend has read and will continue to read this thread. What I said was true! But maybe I should not admit I'm trying to look at other naked women at all... yeah, ok, that post was a bad idea from every angle. Ill-conceived. Full retraction.
― kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link
tila tequilla got a reality show out of this type of fame
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link
rev big pimpin
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link
Is it just me or is the amusement park an automatic game over?
― The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link
yes
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:18 (sixteen years ago) link
you must take her on the log ride then she gets wet and kicks you out of her house
― J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:19 (sixteen years ago) link
are going to the other place downtown that aren't lingerie/club worth anything?
how to avoid "Whoa, check out that girl's titties!"???
― robotsinlove, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:23 (sixteen years ago) link