have you shagged ariane yet?

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gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:46 (sixteen years ago) link

What's the pic for nip sucking? It's got to be awful.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

bcuz even after we go skinny dipping w/ other chick we go into the hot tub alone and she has her top back on >_<

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

hm ok

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:47 (sixteen years ago) link

my problem is that i'm really impatient

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link

it is kind of funny how you've been at this 24 hours and still cant score.

-- gr8080, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:46 AM (1 minute ago) Bookmark Link

i've gathered this

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link

The best I've done so far is sex twice (with the lights off), a sloshed-on-liquor nude feel up on her table right before she passes out and a game of Marco Polo in the pool with Ariane and her friend (once nude, twice splitting the bikini).

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:48 (sixteen years ago) link

I think I went something like kiss > wine > french kiss > shoulders > tits > wine > take off shirt > french kiss > tits > suck the nips > back > take off pants > tits > fail

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:49 (sixteen years ago) link

This was on the couch, btw.

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link

"i'm not into nude fondling"

lolz, like it's this whole other scene. "I've heard of people doing that, saw it on Real Sex on HBO. I won't judge, but I'm not into it."

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link

oh wait, it started with hair and there was another hair in there somewhere

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:50 (sixteen years ago) link

hotub > wine > kiss > truth or dare > do her dare > she does her truth > dare her to take off her top > do her dare > dare her to take off her bottoms > do her dare > kiss > rub shoulders > grab tits > lick nips > rub back > rub butt > rub thighs > rub puss >
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:53 (sixteen years ago) link

lolllllllll @ gr80 explaining birds & bees to jordan sargent

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

THINGS I AM REALLY GOOD AT:

-making her pass out
-feeding her steak
-taking pictures of her overlooking the city
-not fondling her bare breasts

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

fuck this game

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

i need more cougar experience

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:54 (sixteen years ago) link

No offence, but I hope for your sakes none of you meet any hot girls this weekend.

Matt DC, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:55 (sixteen years ago) link

ok problem was that i've dared her to make out (leads to nothing) and to "play with her pussy" (no)

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link

I want some option where you click on her boobs and "smooth gradients"

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:56 (sixteen years ago) link

i think jordans problem is that he has no game

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:57 (sixteen years ago) link

-taking pictures of her overlooking the city

I have not done this.

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:58 (sixteen years ago) link

I took pictures of her posing in a fountain once, but now I can't remember at all how I got there.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:59 (sixteen years ago) link

-taking pictures of her overlooking the city

You're really close to getting blown or doing the dirty right there.

Ned Trifle II, Friday, 18 January 2008 09:59 (sixteen years ago) link

now i will go for gas station bang

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link

i took pictures of her overlooking the city, then posing topless, then posing naked, then posing on top of the car, then giving me a bj

then we went back and she was jealous that i got off and she didn't, so she ... asked me to go home???

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:00 (sixteen years ago) link

HI DERE
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/pet3.jpg
http://arianeb.com/dateariane/images/hottub.gif

-- J0rdan S., Friday, January 18, 2008 4:00 AM (19 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

when she catches the cliffs notes gr80 gave you written on yr hand costanza-style yr in trouble

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i think we all need a boys night out together.

time to take a break from ariane.

xpost wtg sargent

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link

i took pictures of her overlooking the city, then posing topless, then posing naked, then posing on top of the car, then giving me a bj

then we went back and she was jealous that i got off and she didn't, so she ... asked me to go home???

-- deej, Friday, January 18, 2008 4:00 AM (28 seconds ago) Bookmark Link

mine went pics->pics->sexy pose->sexier pose->let's go home

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link

The worst effect this game has, I am finding, is that when you go from this to other internet porn, even though that allegedly consists of real photographs of actual women that verifiably exist, all the girls still look plastic and gross and I can't take them seriously as objects of lust. Maybe there's a tiny bit of justice in that, somehow. :(

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:01 (sixteen years ago) link

no kenan u just creepy

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:02 (sixteen years ago) link

oh, on this thread? It's me?

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:03 (sixteen years ago) link

its too late for you to play El Tomboto in this thread now

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:05 (sixteen years ago) link

I took pictures of her posing in a fountain once, but now I can't remember at all how I got there.

-- Johnny Fever, Friday, January 18, 2008 3:59 AM (6 minutes ago) Bookmark Link

spin the bottle over desert. nothing comes of this

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:06 (sixteen years ago) link

J0rdan's gotten further along than I have now. I R MAD

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link

no one has pointed this out yet.. COMIC SANS.

gr8080, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:07 (sixteen years ago) link

Oh yeah, that's right...it's the only time I have seen spin the bottle.

Johnny Fever, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link

http://www.cineol.net/images/noticias/Cameos/Waterboy_2.jpg

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:08 (sixteen years ago) link

ok, this is EXACTLY what I remember sex in a car being like

http://fluxion23.com/images/carsex.gif

but i think just because of where i was looking, not anything about the actual lighting.

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:10 (sixteen years ago) link

apparently naked water skiing is "too much work"

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:12 (sixteen years ago) link

still havent figured out how to get her naked @ the statue or how to get her to water ski but im moving on, this chick is kind of lame anyway

deej, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:14 (sixteen years ago) link

I managed both. I am not proud of this.

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link

its too late for you to play El Tomboto in this thread now

yeah, except that I know my girlfriend has read and will continue to read this thread. What I said was true! But maybe I should not admit I'm trying to look at other naked women at all... yeah, ok, that post was a bad idea from every angle. Ill-conceived. Full retraction.

kenan, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link

tila tequilla got a reality show out of this type of fame

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:16 (sixteen years ago) link

rev big pimpin

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link

Is it just me or is the amusement park an automatic game over?

The Reverend, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:17 (sixteen years ago) link

yes

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:18 (sixteen years ago) link

you must take her on the log ride then she gets wet and kicks you out of her house

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:19 (sixteen years ago) link

are going to the other place downtown that aren't lingerie/club worth anything?

J0rdan S., Friday, 18 January 2008 10:19 (sixteen years ago) link

how to avoid "Whoa, check out that girl's titties!"???

robotsinlove, Friday, 18 January 2008 10:23 (sixteen years ago) link


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