What is considered a "fat girl" these days? I really want to know.

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oops and NA OTM. i've always argued that skinny model-type girls are just simply not as sexy as curvy, bigger girls. end of story. no lie, no bullshit.

people that lust after those skinny type gals actually fancy young boys obv.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:02 (nineteen years ago) link

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― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

^ = calum's gf.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:04 (nineteen years ago) link

seriously - do an experiment: watch a crowd of pedestrians. when a skinny girl walks down the street, not many heads turn (except i guess C-Man and other people who fancy young boys). then watch how many guys take a peek when a full-figured woman passes by. PROVEN BY SCIENCE!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:06 (nineteen years ago) link

i know i know... i'm avoiding the word 'fat' here, and yes, there's a difference in sexiness between 'curvy/full-figured/etc' and 'fat/obese', however i think that where that line is drawn is a matter of personal taste.

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

christ 5 hours back into ILX and i'm debating on a 'fat girl' thread. i need to go drink some beer now. bye!

― Rob Bolton (Rob Bolton), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:08 (nineteen years ago) link

You won't tell a girl to "fuck off" if she pats your ass but you sure as hell won't get off so easily if a guy does that to a girl. You know?

a girl pinched my ass at tottenham court road tube station the other day. i didn't tell he to fuck off, because it's never happened to me unexpectedly before, because i don't have to face that kind of harrassment all the time. actually, i sort of laughed in bemusement, and told my girlfriend, who was walking besides me. she laughed as well.

― stevie (stevie), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:10 (nineteen years ago) link

also, i would NEVER pat a stranger's ass, or many of my friends'.

― stevie (stevie), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

WOMEN ARE SEXY FULL STOP.

The fat ones, the skinny ones, the short ones, the tall ones. A skinny girl IS NOT ACTUALLY A 10-YEAR OLD BOY. Sexiness encompasses physical beauty but is not limited to it, and is in the eye of the beholder. Y'all are acting Fark.

― mookieproof (mookieproof), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:11 (nineteen years ago) link

I got my ass smacked by a stranger last week too! It was great!

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:12 (nineteen years ago) link

i wasn't really flattered, because i was *not* looking HOTT that day. i think it was more a drunken gaggle going "pinch that bloke's arse" more than my appearance was really inviting an amorous groping that evening. though last night, that was a different story (and did i get pinched? did i bollocks)

― stevie (stevie), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:15 (nineteen years ago) link

rob so totally otm - i'm off to the school yard now to get me some 11 yr old boy action. i can't believe i've been wasting my time at "bars" picking up "slimmies" all this time, when in actuality im am a gay ped0phi|e pervo¡ thanks bolton for showing me the light¡

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:16 (nineteen years ago) link

great chat up line for you dude, "hello 11 yr old boys, my name is dyson and i never lose my suction"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

"TEST MY TWIN CYCLONES, BIG BOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:19 (nineteen years ago) link

ha ha - must you englxors keep reminding me about the vacuum thing¿ i was hoping all that was behind me when i left your godforsaken island¡

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:25 (nineteen years ago) link

oops sorry if that came as a bit of a sucker punch!

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:31 (nineteen years ago) link

last week a boy gave my STOMACH a pat. (I didn't know him, he was a complete stranger)

I hope he didn't think I was pregnant. Because I was in a bar and stoned.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:34 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee, even though you are a little chubby, I'd try to f`ck you if you didn't hate me forever!

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ken, it's fine - all in good fun¡
+ sometimes i need a reminder that i do indeed suck¡

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:38 (nineteen years ago) link

Thanks Jon, I feel better already.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 16 July 2004 15:45 (nineteen years ago) link

This is great - all you internet geeks are trying to convince yourself that everyone who dates a hot slim girl is, in fact, a ped!!!! YES! Such great intelligence and a flawless connection there.

It's this simple. For 99% of males and females a fat body is simply unnattractive. A fat girl aint gonna pull Brad Pitt just as a fat guy is not going to pull Cameron Diaz. You can address that to when you walk into a club too - you know whose within your range and who is not.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:04 (nineteen years ago) link

Cman, do you have acne?

― My New Identity Theft (ex machina), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:06 (nineteen years ago) link

C-man, please state your sources. 99%? It's stupid to say a fat girl isn't going to pull Brad Pitt and that a fat guy isn't going to pull Cameron Diaz, because -- well, NO ONE is going to pull either of those people.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:07 (nineteen years ago) link

Mandee, you're the one for me fatty!

― My New Identity Theft (ex machina), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:08 (nineteen years ago) link

i think it's safe to brad has been "pulled" many times¡

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:09 (nineteen years ago) link

i bet 99% of male and females havne't pulled brad pitt or cameron diaz though.

― ken c (ken c), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:11 (nineteen years ago) link

And who would want to? According to various geocities websites, Cameron Diaz has a stanky vadge.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:17 (nineteen years ago) link

I don't know about 99%, but there is some truth to what Calum says. I don't know if the refusal to acknowledge that is due to him being Calum or people being hyper-PC.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:19 (nineteen years ago) link

Pavarotti had a very slim even pretty girlfriend didn't he? must've been his soh

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:21 (nineteen years ago) link

It doesn't matter that there's some truth to it - the way he says it just makes you want to ram a jackhammer into his face AGAIN AND AGAIN AND AGAIN because he's such a nasty little cunt without the intelligence to realise how hateful he's being. Unless he's a super-genius troll (or Brad Pitt), but I think we can realistically exclude either possibility.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

According to various geocities websites

i see a problem

slebmags were quick to point and laugh at her dermatological probs as well but she's still an insanely beautiful woman

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:22 (nineteen years ago) link

I'd say the split is about 75/25 based on what's yelled at me out of car windows. So that's the asshole demographic, anyway.

― teeny (teeny), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link

Hstencil sure does get around.

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

you get yelled at out of cars? i bet that so makes your day! ;)

i would compliment mandee on her looks and figure too but ya kno, i wouldn't wanna rub jon's rhubarb...

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link

x-post oops HAHAHAHA

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:25 (nineteen years ago) link

But yeah, I think that anyone who has anything for any type of specific body is a bit creepy. I get a bit creeped out at the thought of chubby chasers or whatevs.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:29 (nineteen years ago) link

*resisting urge to post banner ads for fatty porn sites*

― My New Identity Theft (ex machina), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

This resisting urges is a promising new step for you.

― Markelby (Mark C), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:31 (nineteen years ago) link

you can resist urges???!!??

― oops (Oops), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:32 (nineteen years ago) link

I can't resist Mandee....

― My New Identity Theft (ex machina), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

*sotto voice* duuuuuude he might hack your pc or sumpin'!*

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:33 (nineteen years ago) link

I'm really trying NOT to post Girls Aloud lyrics.

― Homosexual II (Homosexual II), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:37 (nineteen years ago) link

Jesus man, Pavarotti has a hot girlfriend for the same reason Johnny Vegas probably does and Hugh Hefner has about ten of the buggers... because there are always women seduced by rich men who can provide them with lots of money. That's why an old billionairre on a wheelchair can pull Anna Nicole Smith but many of us young, healthy guys cannot.

It doesn't really work the other way around because men are simply far less likely to want an older/ unnattractive rich famous woman on their arm.

P.S. And how would people on INTERNET FORUMS know about Cameron Diaz's hygeine? That girl is so hot it doesn't really matter anyway surely because at the end of the day she can any bloke in the world.

― C-Man (C-Man), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:48 (nineteen years ago) link

Anything that has willingly touched Jared Leto can't have me, sorry.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:56 (nineteen years ago) link

and ew, Timberlaken's mucky pawprints

― the neurotic awakening of s (blueski), Friday, 16 July 2004 16:58 (nineteen years ago) link

I can handle an ex of Timberlake. Especially cuz that means she's tolerant of amateurish beatboxing.

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 16 July 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

Sweet jesus, are we still debating aesthetic preference as if it were a moral issue? *yawn*

― mouse, Friday, 16 July 2004 17:00 (nineteen years ago) link

we're debating whether Justin Timberlake's exes are damaged goods for life. I vote no (unless they cried him a river).

― CeCe Peniston (Anthony Miccio), Friday, 16 July 2004 17:03 (nineteen years ago) link

I like how my crack about 11-year-old boys turned into some semiserious thing. My personal views are in synch with these posts:

WOMEN ARE SEXY FULL STOP.
The fat ones, the skinny ones, the short ones, the tall ones. A skinny girl IS NOT ACTUALLY A 10-YEAR OLD BOY. Sexiness encompasses physical beauty but is not limited to it, and is in the eye of the beholder. Y'all are acting Fark.

-- mookieproof (mookieproo...), July 16th, 2004 12:11 PM. (later)

and

But yeah, I think that anyone who has anything for any type of specific body is a bit creepy. I get a bit creeped out at the thought of chubby chasers or whatevs.
-- Homosexual II (mandeewrigh...), July 16th, 2004 1:29 PM. (later)

― St. Nicholas (Nick A.), Friday, 16 July 2004 17:26 (nineteen years ago) link

yes, well i wasn't even being slightly semi-serious about the going to a school yard thing.

― dyson (dyson), Friday, 16 July 2004 17:29 (nineteen years ago) link

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