― jed_ (jed), Thursday, 30 June 2005 14:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― beanz (beanz), Thursday, 30 June 2005 15:50 (nineteen years ago) link
It went something like this, “ I couldn’t believe it he came in shouting, banging doors and then went into the bathroom and puked up loudly in the sink, dirty bastard. He didn’t even use the toilet. Then he starts talking to himself like a fucking mental case and groaning til about 4 this morning.” when I’d finished my rant, I walked past his door and noticed that he hadn’t left like I thought, he was in his room awake and well within hearing range. Doh!
― not-goodwin (not-goodwin), Monday, 4 July 2005 09:03 (nineteen years ago) link
J: "Yeah! But we have to be careful that it doesn't become raver energy, or too-happy energy, or the gym energy..."
D: "Of course...."
J: "It has to be Andrew W.K. slash E.L.O. energy, we have to style it out, or else..."
― LeCoq (LeCoq), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:27 (nineteen years ago) link
"If you fuck it, they will come"
― Hand Shapes (nordicskilla), Monday, 4 July 2005 19:30 (nineteen years ago) link
Naked man #1 : So, how are you coming along with the smoking?Naked man #2 : Well, I don't smoke.Naked man #1 : Still keeping it up, then!Naked man #2 : No, actually I've never smoked.Naked man #1 : Good for you. GOOD FOR YOU.
― Felix Leiter (nordicskilla), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:01 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:22 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Wednesday, 13 July 2005 17:23 (nineteen years ago) link
She: This is rather nice.He: ...You could do that, couldn't you Michael?He: mmm
― rainy (rainy), Friday, 29 July 2005 00:25 (nineteen years ago) link
― mark grout (mark grout), Friday, 29 July 2005 06:06 (nineteen years ago) link
― Onimo (GerryNemo), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 14:51 (nineteen years ago) link
― emsk ( emsk), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:18 (nineteen years ago) link
― Tuomas (Tuomas), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:23 (nineteen years ago) link
― n/a (Nick A.), Tuesday, 20 September 2005 16:24 (nineteen years ago) link
On train this morning:Student A: yeah so I have to read something called Ulysses?Student B: Ulysses?Student A: yeah I don't even know what it is. I mean, is Ulysses some kind of monster? I think so... sounds like it, you know something like the Loch Ness Monster?
― Archel (Archel), Thursday, 26 January 2006 17:01 (eighteen years ago) link
I'm starting to wonder if he's all there.
― Trayce (trayce), Friday, 27 January 2006 03:05 (eighteen years ago) link
'oh really? yeah, i listen to this one station, most people haven't heard of it. indie 103.1...know it?'
(funnier if you're from L.A.)
― gear (gear), Tuesday, 1 August 2006 22:23 (eighteen years ago) link
...and...
"I always put peanut butter and hot sauce on mine."
― polar bear flashback episode (nickalicious), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:09 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jena (JenaP), Monday, 30 October 2006 18:45 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:00 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sam rides the beat like a bicycle (Molly Jones), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:01 (seventeen years ago) link
― Alex in SF (Alex in SF), Monday, 30 October 2006 19:02 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hard like armour, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:05 (seventeen years ago) link
― Sara R-C, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 05:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― 688, Wednesday, 28 February 2007 14:23 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco, Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:49 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco, Thursday, 1 March 2007 04:51 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― nabisco, Friday, 27 April 2007 23:59 (seventeen years ago) link
― MsLaura, Sunday, 29 April 2007 06:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Jesse, Sunday, 29 April 2007 08:08 (seventeen years ago) link
― Trayce, Sunday, 29 April 2007 08:15 (seventeen years ago) link
― BIG HOOS aka the steendriver, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:07 (seventeen years ago) link
― jim, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:31 (seventeen years ago) link
― peter james, Sunday, 29 April 2007 21:41 (seventeen years ago) link
― 600, Monday, 30 April 2007 14:55 (seventeen years ago) link
― King Kitty, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:33 (seventeen years ago) link
― n/a, Monday, 30 April 2007 15:36 (seventeen years ago) link
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 01:48 (seventeen years ago) link
― Roz, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 08:25 (seventeen years ago) link
― Trayce, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 09:54 (seventeen years ago) link
― Stevie T, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 09:58 (seventeen years ago) link
― the next grozart, Wednesday, 2 May 2007 10:01 (seventeen years ago) link
"Hey, I'm the one who's in love - I get to pee first!"
― marianna lcl, Friday, 3 August 2007 05:49 (seventeen years ago) link
Boy 1: What's your favorite flavor? Boy 2: Your mom.
― Christyles, Friday, 3 August 2007 06:18 (seventeen years ago) link
"I brought my newspaper into work so people could smell it."
― molly mummenschanz, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 15:21 (seventeen years ago) link
Heard at 2:00am on the Vegas Strip,woman, to her significant other:
"Pamela Anderson! Hey, babe! Look!"
― B.L.A.M., Wednesday, 15 August 2007 16:51 (seventeen years ago) link
(guy at vending machine) "Hmm...What should I get, Meredith? M&M's? Naw...I can't have chocolate. Oooh! Skittles! That way I can taste the rainbow, not that I haven't already. *laughs*"
― Tape Store, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:03 (seventeen years ago) link
Something tells me I've heard that one before
― Hurting 2, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:04 (seventeen years ago) link
(don't tell me what he stole it from)
― Tape Store, Wednesday, 15 August 2007 17:46 (seventeen years ago) link