Your Favorite Fast Food Restaurant

West Cornwall Pasty Company does pretty solid grub. They're not shy with their HP sachets either, 'cept I always end up struggling to hold the pasty firmly in the paper bag with one hand, whilst failing to administer said brown sauce with the other.

Sticky fingers.

they're always too hot.

His sticky fingers?

are all these in the UK?

West Cornwall Pasty Company are a piss take tbh, good luck selling pasties at 3 quid a pop lads.

Frankie and Benny's - pish, never ever have exactly what i want
Greggs are a reliable lunchtime pleasure but seem to have discontinued the egg mayo and bacon baguette, twats
Ramsden's is a piss-take for tourists
lol Little Thief
Cookies? get tae fuck
Wimpy not as good as i remember but i need to rediscover the bean burger
fuck a Spudulika
don't know the rest really

this is a piss-take right?

Greggs by a fucking league out of these but

Dixy Chicken begs the question how fucking hard can it be to make good chicken batter you shitehawks?

Is it naptime or are you just hungry, NV?

just had quite a nice curry but these are mostly reprehensible "fast" food joints

I went to Wimpy once. It was good, Wimpy.

I had a burger.

― Post-Manpat Music (dog latin), Wednesday, August 3, 2011 7:57 AM (6 hours ago) Bookmark

I went to a Wimpy once too. It was somewhere in Essex and I had the veggie burger. I remember it being good but I was v v drunk at the time so it might have been shit.

I haven't been to Wimpy in eons but it was truly vile back then.

West Cornwall Pasty Company

There was a Pasty stand inside Kings Cross that might have been this one that was pretty good.

the veggie burger (spicy bean-burger) used to be A.

last time i had a regular wimpy tho the onions tasted like bits of cellophane that had been sat in lukewarm water for a week and the burger matched it for flavour

I remember being very entertained by the real plates and stuff but like I said - very very drunk. Might have been Ilford.

The only one of these I've ever had is Pret a Manger. I used to get sandwiches there fairly often when I worked near one in NYC.

My favourite disgusting fast food meal is a Whopper meal, but don't see BK so I guess I'll go for Pret, the middle class option.

in the u.s., BK is a high-end brand of athletic footwear

shinehead wrote an entire album about their sneakers, oh, i mean "trainers", sorry

I haven't been to Wimpy in eons but it was truly vile back then.

― publier les (suggest) bans de (Michael White), Wednesday, 3 August 2011 19:19 (41 minutes ago)

They did have the truly inedible 'Bender in a Bun'.

oh and they sell a bacon and cheese halfpounder
http://www.wimpy.uk.com/images/products/HalfPounder%20Bacon%20%20Cheese.jpg
...which looks like two brake discs with yellow plastic sandwiched between

oh man

I used to work at Burger King, if anyone has Burger King-related questions

Their Whopper is indeed the bomb

xp Ingredients: bacon, 2 x burgers, 'Kaiser' bun, cheese slice (processed), onions (dehydrated), tomato ketchup

the onions look the most appealing in that photo tbh

That picture's from their website, where they're trying their damnedest to make the food look as appetising as possible.

i wanna know why its insouciant cheddar tongue is mocking me

http://i.imgur.com/tMNb1.gif

haha

could totally go for a cornish pasty but will settle for an empanada from porto's.

http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2120/2311122432_b3ff1f9399_m.jpg

http://www.portosbakery.com/

wow, i just learned via wikipedia that empanadas originated in Europe. for some reason i thought they were an indigenous Peruvian creation.

Square Pie looks pretty good, but I've never been to one. Anyone have any experiences?

the wimpy half pounder and the giant isopod: separated at birth?

http://www.wimpy.uk.com/images/products/HalfPounder%20Bacon%20%20Cheese.jpg

http://www.seasky.org/deep-sea/assets/images/giant-isopod-front-se42.jpg

Did the Peruanos eat wheat?

Giant isopod probably less gristle-y.

many thanks for the future nightmare provisions /: turn images off turn images off turn images off

I love a BK but my Minnesotan work buddy refuses to eat there in the UK because fuck paying 12 dollars for a BK burger basically

i like to imagine that the isopod is really a gentle, sweet lapdog and not the cartoon-evil hellspawn from the murky depths it appears to be.

ergh if you say so... anyway, thank goodness it's extinct!

see i quite like woodlice they always seem like affable guys to me but at that size...no

haha

exactly

Giant isopods are not extinct. Just stay out of the deep Atlantic.

yes, thank goodness they're extinct!

There's probably one in your bathtub right now.

Don't mess with a giant isopod, they eat dead whales.

http://www.xoggoth.org/images/woodlouse.jpg

xp They probably draw the line at going to Little Chef though.

Actually I remember being in a Little Chef and seeing a guy who looked like John Lennon.

bullet holes, stench of decay kind of thing?

burger king : elvis
little chef : john lennon
arthur treacher's : ke$ha

oh wait, she's not dead.

yet

Greggs: Franz Ferdinand

Spud U Like: Ian Curtis

Yeah, it's actually odd that they don't do the cream-tea-to-takeaway thing, I've certainly seen that in other bakeries.

Cocktail pasties is such a delightful oxymoron, isn't it?

fuck i had no idea you were supposed to chuck the handle

southern softies dolefully chewing away

originally it was designed because the miners' hands would be dirty so they held it by the seam and chucked it when they'd finished. also believe they could be made partitioned with a savoury filling in one half and a pudding in the other?

You're only supposed to throw the knob away if you've been digging all day in an arsenic rich tin seam. Soft Sowsneks (Cornwall is further south than you!) are allowed to eat the crust.

tbh the crust isn't much fun unless you've got brown sauce handy tho

Due to a local colloquialism, swede can be referred to and advertised as turnip whilst in a pasty, but only swede may appear in a pasty.[6]

Whatever you do, BEWARE THE CORNISH PASTY INSPECTOR

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EZnutkySWi4

pasty wiki has been thoroughly illuminating and will enrich my weekly reduced ginsters from tesco after football experience no end

Ginsters are only actual Cornish Pasties on a technicality.

I wonder if they'd send a box of pasties to canada.

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Greggs near my work just had a refit and now offers eating in facilities if I am prepared to pay VAT on my mexican bandito baguette. Also they now put some doughnuts etc on shelves within reach of the grasping public, so that we can put it into a paper bag ourselves (i.e. it has gone delice de france style posh).