I'm drunk!

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i am behind on purpose i got a long morning ahead of me

Sherlock HOOS's Baker Steen Motherfuckers (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Saturday, 20 December 2008 09:02 (fifteen years ago) link

I’m going to get a breathalyser on my phone and laptop so I can’t mail or text when drunk.

not_goodwin, Saturday, 20 December 2008 15:01 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm stillo drunk from last night. O FO.

"I Like My Hogen-Mogen" (nickalicious), Saturday, 20 December 2008 19:30 (fifteen years ago) link

hello again, it's that time...

not_goodwin, Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:11 (fifteen years ago) link

Where's all the drunk people?

not_goodwin, Sunday, 21 December 2008 00:32 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm watching cliffhanger, and i'm seeing double, help me out

not_goodwin, Sunday, 21 December 2008 01:08 (fifteen years ago) link

Drunk night was last night!!

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Sunday, 21 December 2008 01:14 (fifteen years ago) link

did a staggering drunk rendition of "Transmission" at indie rock karaoke last night, complete with fake-seizure dancing

With a little bit of gold and a Peja (bernard snowy), Sunday, 21 December 2008 01:34 (fifteen years ago) link

Jesus fucking christ I'm still drunk but I'm quite gratified to know that Anna, Marianna and Ed are all going to be in worse RUIN than I am. Ha ha ha!

You only like him coz he's sexually appalling (Masonic Boom), Sunday, 21 December 2008 02:26 (fifteen years ago) link

i got drunk again ENBB.

not_goodwin, Sunday, 21 December 2008 15:18 (fifteen years ago) link

just waking up and got a can, i guess i'm heading down that road again... :(

not_goodwin, Sunday, 21 December 2008 15:20 (fifteen years ago) link

I'm drunk; is anyone out there?

In the meantime I'm considering going to the Black Cat's New Year's Eve Whatever, to see if any remotely suitable males perceive me as a possible sexual target. Woo.

phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

buzzed. been catching up on the drinking i didn't do during the semester

lyndonna larouge (donna rouge), Monday, 29 December 2008 05:37 (fifteen years ago) link

Note to self: buy condoms in the morning.

phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 05:39 (fifteen years ago) link

well ffs, I feel the need to participate. I should find something to drink in my household so I can find a more legit reason of drunkness to defend my apparently inappropriate posting to the WDYLL thread. The worst part is that it's ENBB's birthday and I would have liked to wish her a happy bday, yet I am now a villain in her mind and I don't want to mess with her,lest I be accused of being (more of) a pervert.

When I left ILX a few hours ago, I was being dissed big time by the birthday girl ENBB b/c I am old (well yes I am) and that I had posted what ENBB felt was inappropriate for the 12/08 WDYLL thread. Yep, I am that but fair's fair and if you're not game, then don't click on the link! I sincerely didn't mean to offend anyone, but seems I did, and on her birthday and all too!

So how much does it take to say that I am drunk and post to this thread? For instance if I don't drink much at all and a single glass of wine makes me silly, does this count? Let me go find sine wine and perhaps I will qualify.

Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:00 (fifteen years ago) link

if I don't drink much at all and a single glass of wine makes me silly, does this count?

Hell yeah! Entertain me.

phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:01 (fifteen years ago) link

haha sine!! = some! sin, some, perhaps it's all the same?

Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:02 (fifteen years ago) link

Wine? Sin? Sounds good right now.

phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:03 (fifteen years ago) link

ah, phlegm, you're incorrigible just now. What makes you in such a mood? (other than the obvious: booze?)

Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:07 (fifteen years ago) link

Repressed feelings of all sorts. Repression is soluble in alcohol.

phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:09 (fifteen years ago) link

o/t phlegm brulee is my fav dessert, so much so that I decided to "share" use of the blowtorch that I bought for use in silversmithing; I now use it to caramelize the sugar when I make creme phlegm brulee.

Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:12 (fifteen years ago) link

Silversmithing? *ears prick up attentively*

phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:13 (fifteen years ago) link

Pic is no problem, Wiggy. It was just a bit ... unexpected.

яσσʍ♭ⱥȵℹҁᔔ ᴗȵȴℹʍℹȶ∊∂ (libcrypt), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:19 (fifteen years ago) link

yep, I am a silversmith in my off-time when I am not being the research maeven for the stars. Do you work in silver too?

again o/t: dear. phlegm, spill yr guts. get all the nasty repressed crap outta yr system so you can start fresh w/o all that crap in the new year. If you're not comfy putting it here, blog it in an unknown space, or put it in a note to yourself leave it in a drawer or mail it to Santa, or send it to that postcards anonymous place.

Get rid of it! It's crap that is only weighing you down. Then, go get a proper creme brulee and celebrate your freedom.

Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:20 (fifteen years ago) link

Hi LibC! Thanks! I feel like I have violated some unknown ILX image rule. Weird since I have seen and experienced things much more risque here in a few years. But as you say, maybe it's just that I am usually so quiet lurking or very complacent in my posts that I have upset the natural order of ILX. Ya, go figure that would be me...

Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:23 (fifteen years ago) link

x-post. To be honest I didn't think that WW could be real.

If you are then I am sorry for upsetting you but it's not the typical kind of pic you'd expect and is a little odd given the nature of the usual WDYLL pics.

Too Into Dancing to Argue (ENBB), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:25 (fifteen years ago) link

Do you work in silver too?

No, I love silver as a wearer. (I had a silver necklace that mysteriously suited me perfectly, and of course it disappeared.)

As for the repression, I have been too sober and hardworking and rational. Indeed, I do believe it was a way of repressing these needs/longing/hurts/etc. In the new year? We'll see what happens.

phlegm brûlée (j.lu), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:28 (fifteen years ago) link

Well, it's true that WDYLL is a fairly sedate, goofy kind of enterprise. I don't think that anyone was really offended, but maybe a few pix of you with some friends first or maybe maybe playing with the pets or something like that would have added a bit of context? I mean it is a rather forthrightly sexual pic, nay?

яσσʍ♭ⱥȵℹҁᔔ ᴗȵȴℹʍℹȶ∊∂ (libcrypt), Monday, 29 December 2008 06:30 (fifteen years ago) link

phlegm, can you roughly draw what it was that disappeared? I maybe able to replicate (no promises of course).
and Lib, well ya, I have posted some pretty goofy images to WDYLL for eh, about 3 years without any commentary whatsoever. And since so many people and ILXors thought I was a man I guess I have been invisible until now. And now though a single post that should have gone unnoticed like all the rest of mine, I am not invisible anymore but have become a pariah. pffft.

Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 06:40 (fifteen years ago) link

people just aren't interested in a woman with such a positive self-image, that's all.

ian, Monday, 29 December 2008 07:07 (fifteen years ago) link

I don't think you are a pariah, WW.

яσσʍ♭ⱥȵℹҁᔔ ᴗȵȴℹʍℹȶ∊∂ (libcrypt), Monday, 29 December 2008 07:09 (fifteen years ago) link

*blushes* thanks ian and thanks lib.
I am really sad just now as I have just heard that 3 really significant people have died this day: Robert Graham AND Ann Savage as well as George Frances, the latter being the oldest living guy in the US at 112!

Wiggy Woo, Monday, 29 December 2008 07:21 (fifteen years ago) link

people just aren't interested in a woman with such a positive self-image, that's all.

Hmm. Something about this one rings true...

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Monday, 29 December 2008 07:51 (fifteen years ago) link

My head hurts.

With Oatmeal Sauce (Bimble Is Still More Goth Than You), Friday, 2 January 2009 09:23 (fifteen years ago) link

one month passes...

i very nearly posted on the indie electro clusterfuck thread before the part of me that isn't drunk told me that it wasn't worth it and never was. aaaaaaaaand now i'mma make some tea and watch teh new lost episode.

Disco/Very (Roz), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:24 (fifteen years ago) link

yeah.

Disco/Very (Roz), Thursday, 12 February 2009 16:25 (fifteen years ago) link

WHAT IT IS

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:26 (fifteen years ago) link

im pissed for being kicked out of a bar for spiking drinks.
why the hell did I let myself get caught. what a dumbass

CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:28 (fifteen years ago) link

what the fuck were you doing spiking drinks in a bar

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:31 (fifteen years ago) link

btw 3 shots tequila + some sips of the 40 have me right as rain afairc

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link

i cant afford getting drunk any other way

CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:32 (fifteen years ago) link

what

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link

are you talklin

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:34 (fifteen years ago) link

like dogg i'm trying to figure

what are you like ordering sodas and trying to spike your drink??

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link

lol

some black dude (k3vin k.), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:35 (fifteen years ago) link

order soda + spike your drink = the only way I can afford drinking nowadays

CaptainLorax, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:36 (fifteen years ago) link

but like

in order to spike the dirnk

you must already HAVE THe alchohol!!

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:43 (fifteen years ago) link

DO YOU SEE WHER EI'M GOIN WITH THIS

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:43 (fifteen years ago) link

language barrier made me think for a sec you were casually admitting rohypnolin some bitches

Sébastien, Friday, 13 February 2009 05:44 (fifteen years ago) link

right!!??

its gotta be HOOSy para steen (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, 13 February 2009 05:44 (fifteen years ago) link


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