I'm drunk!

hii zee ess!

what are you drinking?

well about an hour ago i was going tiki and made something involving jamaican rum, demerara rum, pineapple juice, lime juice, and apricot liquor. then a while ago i just made a gin and tonic with ridiculous errors. now i'm sitting here thinking "why don't i just have some tequila straight up to really 'taste it'

it's thursday night people!

how does one err when mixing gin and tonic?

pro tip: have whisky and ginger ale

i can support that pro tip

but i prefer to call it bourbon and ginger
nice ring to it

you throw out the shotglass so you have no real idea how much you're pouring in. then you pour in what you think is the normal amount of gin, and then you add some cointreau. then you add lime juice and tonic. then you put more gin in just to safe. then add a bit of cointreau. top off with gin.

that's an xpost over there

i don't have any whiskey. i ran dry on it a while ago so i'm down to other assorted beverages

lol going tiki

whiskey & ginger ale was my drink for 15 years
r.i.p.

hey zs you should come over sometime because we have a deck of cards with tiki design and each one has a tiki drink recipe on it.

the possibilities are ~endless~

or like 52

oooOOOOoooohh that srsly sounds great

everyone makes fun of the tiki styles, but 20 years from now, everyone's going to wish they were into it 25 years ago

tbh the cards just came w/ the bf and i've never used them at all bc i am more of a bourbon neat gal.

I think Tryst is doing some Tiki promotion...

ugh, hungover on homemade ginger beer (sounds wussy but it must be like 15% alc) so i'm drinking some more

made with baking yeast cause you cant get brewers yeast in indonesia, so i'm also farting and belching like a mofo.

well, here we are again

loooooool

wb

- logicomix - it's good, it's about infinity, the graphic half of Graphic Novel looks like it was auto-generated by an application from 2023 (in a negative way, i just mean that the program hasn't been invented yet, not that it's futuristic and cool) but it's worth a read for infinity seekers
- just played half an hour of Super Meat Boy, and goddamn is it hardcore gamer nerd, and by that i mean that if you're drunk, it is not nearly as much fun. most games are more fun if you're a bit tipsy, but this game is so intense that if you have half a drink you're fucked. the #1 super meat boy player runs a cotton candy factory and never stops laughing
- last week i went to a resort in jamaica. i didn't realize it when we went there, but it was a "couples" resort. basically everyone was on a honeymoon and doing it all the time. every morning when we came back from the beach, our room and bed were made up with a new design for the towels on the bed each time. most of the time it was innocent stuff like swans and a little heart symbol, but on the final day we stayed there i returned from a nice floaty time on the ocean to this scene:
http://i52.tinypic.com/2vifuon.jpg

i'm sure there was a statistically significant increase in the amount of doing it from behind action that night

whoaa

uhhhhh

wow

right? i returned from a The Graduate-esque hour of floating and thinking about the past and then it was just like flower in the butt everywhere

wkiw

wkiw z s or flower in the butt everywhere?

w/e

lol

i am so, so sorry

gdamn

hey zs you should come over sometime because we have a deck of cards with tiki design and each one has a tiki drink recipe on it.

this sounds sooooooooooo good, i am showing up tmw at 7 pm that's cool

THERE HE IS

http://files.sharenator.com/4221_2111_hanging_around_drunk_I_gave_up_drinking_when_I_woke_up_collection-s300x449-52587-580.jpg
hay guyz!

i'm so sorry momma

MOMMA I'M SO SORRY I'M SO OBNOXIOUS

<33333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333333

we're sorry, too

who is being obnoxious? markers, i challenge you to an un-obnoxious contest right now, starting NOW.

so what did you think of today's events?

which events!

lol strongo that's pretty good

the largest ones!

!

listening to Yello!

livebloggin!

seriously, if you're reading this, and i mean this, you deserve it .you fucking deserve it

un-obnoxious contest is absurd

z s vs markers in a bitchfest (probably have to quarantine 90s rock at least to start)

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8Q7FFjUpVLg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s1tAYmMjLdY
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xGytDsqkQY8
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9YGL3amPmyc
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vrr3lRLjZ1Y

holy shit, that was like murderers' row right there

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Gcbsy5SiCIo