"Foods" that need to be retired

I bet you can buy red velvet cupcake-themed his-n-hers underwear on Etsy. Little-girl ruffles on hers, glow-in-the-dark frosting on his

never heard of this red velvet cake, can i change my vote on the 'which country is worse to live in' poll?

carrot cake is and always will be the bomb btw

I bet you can buy red velvet cupcake-themed his-n-hers underwear on Etsy. Little-girl ruffles on hers, glow-in-the-dark frosting on his

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This thread is kicking ass.

What you do with a celery stick is not only slather peanut butter across it, filling its valley, but then you line up raisins as "little ants" to complete the journey into your mouth.

what, no

you just eat the damn celery

tell yr tastebuds that they are not 3, celery is delicious

ANTS ON A LOG

p.s. fu djp. my tastebuds are at least five.

I AM AN ADULT AND I DON'T HAVE TO EAT CELERY IF I DON'T WANT TO, DAN!

that's cool, more celery for me

it's the blue cheese wars all over again

a celery is perfectly acceptable in (a) chicken soup (b) a scorcher of a Bloody Mary

(c) by itself

srsly, as a kid celery and carrots were staple snacks for me, I specifically requested them

even today I will fuck up a crudite platter

can we talk about cake again?

There's a "Cosby Show" episode in which Cliff goes on a diet and Clair reminds him that he can only eat celery when it's "smothered in cream cheese and wrapped in bologna."

oh btw

a couple months ago I had this crazy dessert which was carrot cake bread pudding with a caramel sauce and fucking CREAM CHEESE FROSTING ICE CREAM. The rest was OK but I could have demolished a big-ass bowl of that ice cream.

that... sounds like heaven

Sadly it wasn't in Boston or otherwise I'd obviously be telling you where to get some. It was so damn good.

You guys, I make this a couple of times a year -- as often as my arteries allow.

Tropical Carrot Cake with Coconut Cream Cheese Frosting

It doesn't know whether it's a carrot cake or a coconut cake, but it knows how to treat a man.

I would rather eat boiled celery than anything with coconut.

tsk

y'all are way too picky. sound like some babies with colic.

mad at this thread for making me covetous and hungry

damn WMC

will make

y'all are way too picky. sound like some babies with colic.

save it for the Odd Future thread, speedo

It is the best cake ever, esp for someone like me who is "meh" on chocolate.

what this board needs is a food aggro thread

what, another one?

Celery is the Jimmy Buffett of vegetables.

beloved by drunk white middle aged women?

"My name is Mary, Jimymy. Bloody Mary."

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It was recommended to you by Julie from accounting. You thought, "Eh, how bad could it be?" It's so offensive in its blandness that you no longer speak to Julie from accounting.

i've actually eaten celery at a "cheeseburger in paradise" location.

which one of those parrotheads is Buffett supposed to be?

Ultimately, Buffett is all of them.

new board description etc etc

I love celery. I love celeriac even more - I make soup out of nothing but celery, celeriac and a little potato, all pureed up. Salty, celerish good.

(err, with stock too obv)

let's not forget its role in BUFFALO WINGS

I like celery ok when it's raw or when it's an aromatic that's cooked way down in soups or stocks, but I really hate celery in stir-fries and other dishes where it's barely cooked.

All that said, I still don't trust this:

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V8 juice is strongly celery-flavoured (along with the tomato and etc).

Celery is fine as a flavor in stock or as celery salt, but I hate actual bits of celery so much. I eat around it in soup like a child. And the smell of it raw is incredibly gross to me.

I would also like to retire cucumber in sushi rolls. And green peppers in general. They should be considered unripe and inedible. All melons need to go as well.

I can't actually hate on celery too much, because without it (as many have noted), there'd be no celery salt, and without celery salt, there'd be no Chicago hot dogs:
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All melons need to go as well.

Now wait a minute.

Yeah I am also no fan of cuke or melon.

idk who even uses celery salt besides people in the business of making hot dogs taste like they were dropped in the dust of a tee-ball field??

and yes, fuck melons

It's not like Chicago dogs are coated in celery salt, but it's an essential ingredient.

for me to poop on

Well played, start of alphabet. Well played.