ANTS ON A LOG
p.s. fu djp. my tastebuds are at least five.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:52 (twelve years ago) link
I AM AN ADULT AND I DON'T HAVE TO EAT CELERY IF I DON'T WANT TO, DAN!
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
that's cool, more celery for me
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
it's the blue cheese wars all over again
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:55 (twelve years ago) link
a celery is perfectly acceptable in (a) chicken soup (b) a scorcher of a Bloody Mary
― livin in my own private Biden hole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:56 (twelve years ago) link
(c) by itself
srsly, as a kid celery and carrots were staple snacks for me, I specifically requested them
even today I will fuck up a crudite platter
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link
can we talk about cake again?
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:58 (twelve years ago) link
There's a "Cosby Show" episode in which Cliff goes on a diet and Clair reminds him that he can only eat celery when it's "smothered in cream cheese and wrapped in bologna."
― livin in my own private Biden hole (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Tuesday, 9 August 2011 23:59 (twelve years ago) link
oh btw
a couple months ago I had this crazy dessert which was carrot cake bread pudding with a caramel sauce and fucking CREAM CHEESE FROSTING ICE CREAM. The rest was OK but I could have demolished a big-ass bowl of that ice cream.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:01 (twelve years ago) link
that... sounds like heaven
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:02 (twelve years ago) link
Sadly it wasn't in Boston or otherwise I'd obviously be telling you where to get some. It was so damn good.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:03 (twelve years ago) link
You guys, I make this a couple of times a year -- as often as my arteries allow.
Tropical Carrot Cake with Coconut Cream Cheese Frosting
It doesn't know whether it's a carrot cake or a coconut cake, but it knows how to treat a man.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:04 (twelve years ago) link
I would rather eat boiled celery than anything with coconut.
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
tsk
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:05 (twelve years ago) link
y'all are way too picky. sound like some babies with colic.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
mad at this thread for making me covetous and hungry
― leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:06 (twelve years ago) link
damn WMC
will make
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
save it for the Odd Future thread, speedo
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:07 (twelve years ago) link
It is the best cake ever, esp for someone like me who is "meh" on chocolate.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
what this board needs is a food aggro thread
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:08 (twelve years ago) link
what, another one?
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:09 (twelve years ago) link
Celery is the Jimmy Buffett of vegetables.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:11 (twelve years ago) link
beloved by drunk white middle aged women?
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:12 (twelve years ago) link
"My name is Mary, Jimymy. Bloody Mary."
http://www.theparrotheads.com/p7hg_img_2/fullsize/Jenny_Foxx_WEZF_and_Parrotheads2_Burlington,_VT_2005_fs.jpg
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:13 (twelve years ago) link
It was recommended to you by Julie from accounting. You thought, "Eh, how bad could it be?" It's so offensive in its blandness that you no longer speak to Julie from accounting.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
i've actually eaten celery at a "cheeseburger in paradise" location.
― king of torts (strongo hulkington's ghost dad), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
which one of those parrotheads is Buffett supposed to be?
― a 'catch-all', almost humorous, 'Jeez' quality (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:14 (twelve years ago) link
Ultimately, Buffett is all of them.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
new board description etc etc
― i'm sorry for whatever (Noodle Vague), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:15 (twelve years ago) link
I love celery. I love celeriac even more - I make soup out of nothing but celery, celeriac and a little potato, all pureed up. Salty, celerish good.
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:27 (twelve years ago) link
(err, with stock too obv)
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:28 (twelve years ago) link
let's not forget its role in BUFFALO WINGS
― leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:52 (twelve years ago) link
I like celery ok when it's raw or when it's an aromatic that's cooked way down in soups or stocks, but I really hate celery in stir-fries and other dishes where it's barely cooked.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 00:55 (twelve years ago) link
All that said, I still don't trust this:
http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_B6gyINLrSBg/SIdI33ZHmQI/AAAAAAAACqc/0adre3KtvwA/s1600/SmallSteps450W.jpg
― ≝ (Pleasant Plains), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:41 (twelve years ago) link
V8 juice is strongly celery-flavoured (along with the tomato and etc).
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 01:51 (twelve years ago) link
Celery is fine as a flavor in stock or as celery salt, but I hate actual bits of celery so much. I eat around it in soup like a child. And the smell of it raw is incredibly gross to me.
I would also like to retire cucumber in sushi rolls. And green peppers in general. They should be considered unripe and inedible. All melons need to go as well.
― Melissa W, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:06 (twelve years ago) link
I can't actually hate on celery too much, because without it (as many have noted), there'd be no celery salt, and without celery salt, there'd be no Chicago hot dogs:http://guiltycarnivore.com/wp-content/uploads/vienna-beef.jpg
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link
All melons need to go as well.
Now wait a minute.
― L.P. Hovercraft (WmC), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:08 (twelve years ago) link
Yeah I am also no fan of cuke or melon.
― Rameses Street (Trayce), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:09 (twelve years ago) link
idk who even uses celery salt besides people in the business of making hot dogs taste like they were dropped in the dust of a tee-ball field??
and yes, fuck melons
― A B C, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:20 (twelve years ago) link
It's not like Chicago dogs are coated in celery salt, but it's an essential ingredient.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:23 (twelve years ago) link
for me to poop on
― A B C, Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:24 (twelve years ago) link
Well played, start of alphabet. Well played.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:26 (twelve years ago) link
I've never had a Chicago dog but I sure don't like the sound of celery salt. Melons are delicious and if that celery soda actually tastes like celery I might die.
― ladies love draculas like children love stray dogs (ENBB), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:27 (twelve years ago) link
Sorry - cel-ray soda
I've never had a Chicago dog
I can say without hyperbole that you are missing out on the most wondrous consumable known to humankind.
― shake it, shake it, sugary pee (Tarfumes The Escape Goat), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:45 (twelve years ago) link
wait til this thread finds out about airplane food, whoo boy there'll be a real ass-whipping then!!!
― pathos of the unwarranted encore (underrated aerosmith bootlegs I have owned), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:48 (twelve years ago) link
Chicago dogs are like in my top 10 of all Things xp
― leave me alone, i was only zinging (rip van wanko), Wednesday, 10 August 2011 02:50 (twelve years ago) link
http://www.sogoodblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/01/cibiskit.jpg
tf is this stuff?? what is it for????
― dell (del), Thursday, 25 October 2012 06:26 (eleven years ago) link
mmmm, I used to love that shit
― wk, Thursday, 25 October 2012 06:56 (eleven years ago) link