This is way off topic. Sorry A. I will back away from your flaps!
― ilx poster and keen dairy observer (Jenny), Thursday, August 11, 2011 2:05 PM Bookmark Suggest Ban Permalink
― CLUB PISCOPO (DJP), Thursday, 11 August 2011 18:07 (thirteen years ago) link
wowww that sexual campfire is hot as fuck
― *steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Friday, August 26, 2011 6:31 PM Bookmark
― markers aurelius (The Reverend), Saturday, 27 August 2011 01:44 (thirteen years ago) link
[...] it was also a dude who always brought me a daily goldfish for my room in miami.
― that's my hair no horses up there (lex pretend), Wednesday, May 18, 2011 10:42 AM (3 months ago) Bookmark
― dayo, Sunday, 4 September 2011 17:45 (thirteen years ago) link
You haven't lived til you've had Bolt Thrower sex.
― Nate Carson, Saturday, September 27, 2008 6:21 PM (2 years ago) Bookmark
― ockfen aprilscherz (Ówen P.), Monday, 5 September 2011 15:18 (thirteen years ago) link
It's called a speculum. I threw away the one I got in my women's health class, otherwise I'd FedEx it to you.
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, September 6, 2011
― thank got forks showed up (forksclovetofu), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:02 (thirteen years ago) link
OK, I wasn't sure if I felt like putting this here, but I will take my being quoted as a sign that I should.
DAN, ANSWER THE QUESTION ABOUT YOUR PARENTS SHIT
― max, Tuesday, September 6, 2011 2:18 PM (44 minutes ago) Bookmark
― it was as good of a time as any to show a lighter side of 9/11 research (Je55e), Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:04 (thirteen years ago) link
that is hard-hitting journalism
― mh, Tuesday, 6 September 2011 20:07 (thirteen years ago) link
hard-shitting journalism
― swagliacci (The Reverend), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 00:38 (thirteen years ago) link
Slight bit of judiucious editing on this one admittedly...
Man, I feel like balls getting laid into like that represents some kind of grand paradigm shift
― *ter jacket (jaymc), Thursday, September 8, 2011 4:08 A
― Silent Hedgehogs (Trayce), Wednesday, 7 September 2011 23:35 (thirteen years ago) link
i deliver hm a hand printed card that says 'very notably discharged'
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 12:28 (1 minute ago) Bookmark
― Upt0eleven, Friday, 16 September 2011 11:32 (thirteen years ago) link
goddam iphones
― talking heads, quiet smith (darraghmac), Friday, 16 September 2011 11:45 (thirteen years ago) link
I work for a company that's almost all men. There's one woman. It's a construction company. Sometimes when something like building a house comes up, all the guys end up doing it.
― smelly's wife (rustic italian flatbread), Tuesday, 20 September 2011 13:06 (thirteen years ago) link
― Kerm, Tuesday, September 20, 2011 9:04 AM (2 minutes ago) Bookmark
mediocre? that's stanford!
― funk master friendly (moonship journey to baja), Thursday, 6 October 2011 01:18 (2 minutes ago)
― diouf est le papa du foot galsen merde lè haters (nakhchivan), Thursday, 6 October 2011 00:22 (twelve years ago) link
i like the titchy dick vein theory personally
― some dude, Sunday, October 23, 2011 7:18 PM Bookmark
― The Reverend, Monday, 24 October 2011 06:14 (twelve years ago) link
I played an unbelievable amount of asshole in high school
― max, Thursday, November 10, 2011 7:50 AM (Yesterday)
― dogs in hot cardies (electricsound), Thursday, 10 November 2011 22:24 (twelve years ago) link
oh i missed the period :/
― try again, fascist (Matt P), Thursday, January 26, 2012 7:16 PM (1 hour ago)
― tebow gotti (k3vin k.), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:21 (twelve years ago) link
ha
― lag∞n affiliated (The Reverend), Friday, 27 January 2012 01:25 (twelve years ago) link
seriously picturing a scowling penis in a cowboy hat― pfunkbo bryson (some dude)
― Wie wol ich bin der vogel has noch den erfret mich das (forksclovetofu), Friday, 3 February 2012 21:30 (twelve years ago) link
Please stare at my ass, lady. I insist.
― pplains, Wednesday, February 8, 2012 6:58 PM (1 hour ago)
― emil.y, Wednesday, 8 February 2012 20:40 (twelve years ago) link
Not only have I withstood two hours of dick-slapping to the face. Not only that I've paid him $22 to do it. But I'm on my THIRD go round with this one.
[...]
― The Austerity of PONIES (beachville), Monday, February 13, 2012 11:26 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I spend a lot of time thinking about apricots (DJP), Monday, 13 February 2012 16:29 (twelve years ago) link
really struggling with the idea of that one fitting into any context tbh
― beware of greek bearer bonds (darraghmac), Tuesday, 14 February 2012 00:35 (twelve years ago) link
I recently learned that in order to sex chicks you have to squeeze the chick until it poops and then examine the chute.
― flagp∞st (dayo), Sunday, February 26, 2012 11:49 AM (Yesterday)
― I GUESS THAT CINNABON GETTIN EATEN (Edward III), Monday, 27 February 2012 21:58 (twelve years ago) link
ah, the mythical art of chick sexing.
― kid steel (cajunsunday), Monday, 27 February 2012 22:14 (twelve years ago) link
i've heard they have chick sexing contests in japan
― marissa explains it all (The Reverend), Monday, 27 February 2012 23:48 (twelve years ago) link
Dying slowly is funny.
― jed_, Wednesday, February 29, 2012 6:15 PM (3 minutes ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― flesh, the devil, and a wolf (wolf) (amateurist), Thursday, 1 March 2012 00:19 (twelve years ago) link
Not a quote, but I love the fact that this appears at the top of my ILX screen: "gender has new answers"
― simulation and similac (Hurting 2), Thursday, 1 March 2012 17:29 (twelve years ago) link
fuck this, I take my epic fantasy wide.― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, March 1, 2012 6:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Thursday, March 1, 2012 6:12 PM (5 days ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― beachville, Tuesday, 6 March 2012 17:38 (twelve years ago) link
doing drugs as a teenager was just about the only thing that ever spoke to me. that and kenan's posts on iltmi
― dude (del), Monday, September 20, 2010 2:08 AM (1 year ago) Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― dell (del), Tuesday, 6 March 2012 18:19 (twelve years ago) link
haha i'm hearing "oh sexy garfield" in a long duk dong voice in my head now― some dude, Wednesday, April 11, 2012
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Wednesday, 11 April 2012 17:43 (twelve years ago) link
Instinctively, I'm like "OTM" but weirdo-anal-me says "NONNONONO THAT'S NOT WHERE IT GOES"
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, April 13, 2012 1:11 PM
― real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:23 (twelve years ago) link
i hate you
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:29 (twelve years ago) link
:D
― real 69 for my sham friends (electricsound), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:30 (twelve years ago) link
I MEAN IT
― Peppermint Patty Hearst (VegemiteGrrl), Friday, 13 April 2012 03:33 (twelve years ago) link
hysterical
forks one of me is like...i don't think he really gets the thread though?
― some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:38 (twelve years ago) link
actually both of forks's recent ones of my posts, they don't really take on any new meaning out of context
― some dude, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:39 (twelve years ago) link
is it from a thread abt mental illness
― lag∞n, Friday, 13 April 2012 03:45 (twelve years ago) link
depends on whether you believe can personally kill 77 ppl for your wider political beliefs while being sane, i suppose
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Tuesday, April 17, 2012 7:36 PM (Yesterday)
― The term “hipster racism” from Carmen Van Kerckhove at Racialicious (nakhchivan), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:11 (twelve years ago) link
77 greater consciousness etc
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:15 (twelve years ago) link
fuck braid
― goole, Wednesday, April 18, 2012 10:27 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:28 (twelve years ago) link
cursed the dyslexic blind man
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Wednesday, 18 April 2012 14:33 (twelve years ago) link
[...] it was packed for space so the tall fellas would just stand akimbo over the short fellas and have at, i was, thankfully, a taller fella.
― diafiyhm (darraghmac), Thursday, April 19, 2012 9:10 AM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― an independent online phenomenon (DJP), Thursday, 19 April 2012 13:15 (twelve years ago) link
I love a fat cat, but there are some diminishing returns w/r/t the amount of butthole maintenance a very fat cat requires.― Polly biscuit face (carl agatha), Monday, April 23, 2012
― boy, was that Dan Fielding hungry for some cake! (forksclovetofu), Monday, 23 April 2012 20:01 (twelve years ago) link
If it is tight, sometimes you can kind of gradually work your fingers in underneath from both sides until it releases. You don't want to bend it too much, and make sure your hands are clean.
― warren harding (Zachary Taylor), Sunday, May 6, 2012 8:48 AM
i'm with the shavers. just a little bit at a time until it's perfect, you don't want to make make it too loose.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:30 PM
because yeah, the other option is kind of jiggling it out and there is too much that can go wrong that way.
― one dis leads to another (ian), Sunday, May 6, 2012 4:31 PM
― scott seward, Sunday, 6 May 2012 17:02 (twelve years ago) link
I've been lucky enough to do it twice
― that is a weird thing to bring up over lean cuisine (DJP), Tuesday, May 22, 2012 11:20 AM
― Respectfully, Tyrese Gibson (Nicole), Tuesday, 22 May 2012 15:23 (twelve years ago) link
Hey Mandee - wanna do me? I'm a Capricorn but am nothing like I am supposed to be and don't really believe any of this stuff but maybe you'll surprise me! December 28th, New York City, 9:45 pm.
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Sunday, July 8, 2012
― Authorities don't know who shot the 50 Cent the goose. (forksclovetofu), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
(✿o_O)
― calum-y maybe (Whiney G. Weingarten), Sunday, 8 July 2012 15:40 (twelve years ago) link
haha
― chain the color of am0n (The Reverend), Sunday, 8 July 2012 20:45 (twelve years ago) link
fyi: found this review whilst googling "husband bulge"
― Choad of Choad Hall (kingfish), Monday, May 28, 2012 3:59 PM Bookmark Flag Post Permalink
― I see you, Pineapple Teef (DJP), Monday, 9 July 2012 17:20 (twelve years ago) link
x-posts - ಠ_ಠ
― (✿◠‿◠) (ENBB), Monday, 9 July 2012 18:20 (twelve years ago) link