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I mean t the hurciciane - you are welcome in Maine anytime

Earthquake in my vagina (Latham Green), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:40 (thirteen years ago) link

I love Maine.

((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

a pug gentleman lives in my hood so there's that for socializin

Earthquake in my vagina (Latham Green), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:42 (thirteen years ago) link

lol @ "pug gentleman"

((*)) ((*)) ((*)) (ENBB), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 19:43 (thirteen years ago) link

shit bahamas are gonna get creamed by this :/

karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 20:36 (thirteen years ago) link

maybe you'll find yourself in a remake of I Know Where I'm Going! ― incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius)

<3 u for this, because you know how enormously happy that would make me.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Tuesday, 23 August 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

good tracking website

http://www.stormpulse.com/atlantic

Peanut Butter... in my chocolate? (brownie), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:21 (thirteen years ago) link

love how this storm stops immediately at the Canadian border!

karma's ruthless invisible (The Cursed Return of the Dastardly Thermo Thinwall), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 14:51 (thirteen years ago) link

The author of that artcile needs to learn to distinguish between Spielberg films and Michael Bay films.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Looking up at the hurricane vs. running away from a CGI building collapsing in said hurricane.

Ned Raggett, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:25 (thirteen years ago) link

Ned otm.

jon /via/ chi 2.0, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:27 (thirteen years ago) link

The ironically named Irene...

Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:28 (thirteen years ago) link

oh yeah.

Zingling Baby (James Redd and the Blecchs), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 15:30 (thirteen years ago) link

I dont want a hurriance in Maine. I already have no roof

Earthquake in my vagina (Latham Green), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:22 (thirteen years ago) link

Just slow down and there won't be any hurriance.

Indefensible ad vaginem attacks (Michael White), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 17:33 (thirteen years ago) link

I think I have astraphobia

The Golden Vagina Shines for You and Your Lucky Day (Latham Green), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 19:54 (thirteen years ago) link

hooooooo boy

this shit is gonna hit me pretty much dead on...kinda freaking out

karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:18 (thirteen years ago) link

So... like... real talk... should we be trying to find a reason to get the f outta Brooklyn this weekend or no?

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:24 (thirteen years ago) link

Only if you're concerned about spending 1-2 days inside while it rains outside? Is it really going to be any more serious than that? Haven't read up on the whole news/fear-mongering campaign yet.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:26 (thirteen years ago) link

I'll be fine as long as the power is on.

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:35 (thirteen years ago) link

I'm happy to spend up to 7 days inside while it rains! Just wonder if I'm underestimating things. Apparently my block is in a C-Zone on the NYC hurricane evacuation scale, whatever the hell that means. West Side Highway is a Zone A so I guess C is not too bad...

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:38 (thirteen years ago) link

Oh hmm I see, that's mostly about storm surge flooding. I live like 5 miles inland so I am in no zone at all. I would def recommend getting things out of your basement, I guess? Or raising them up. I feel like basements could flood, because that is what basements do.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:40 (thirteen years ago) link

laurel i'm not sure you know what "fear-mongering" means

anyway yeah from the looks of things it seems like NYC is gonna get hit with irene as a cat 1 - some pretty legit flooding, widespread loss of power, not sure what kind of wind damage would occur in a city liket that. my apartment in connecticut is surrounded by trees so i may go into campus for a couple days if that's what they recommend

karen d. foreskin (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:45 (thirteen years ago) link

Cat 1 is the tamest out of 5 right?

Axolotl with an Atlatl (Jon Lewis), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:53 (thirteen years ago) link

yes, put an extra case of beer in the fridge just to be safe.

Kerm, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:56 (thirteen years ago) link

yeah

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:57 (thirteen years ago) link

1 bottle Stoli Vanil

incredibly middlebrow (Dr Morbius), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

they're saying there's like a 30% chance this could reach category 5 which is nuts but it won't be that strong when it gets to new england. cat 5 is like, devastates everything in its path

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 20:58 (thirteen years ago) link

if californians got to make fun of nyers and washingtonians for freaking out over a 2 second earthquake, do floridians get to make fun of the same ppl for freaking out over this hurricane?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:01 (thirteen years ago) link

btw if you live further north than DC i wouldn't worry about this thing, by the time it reaches ny it should prob be just a very bad thunderstorm

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

Maybe I'm not taking this storm thing seriously enough? But I'm assuming p much it will be windy and rainy. Your basement might flood (or your apartment, if it's in a basement). Other than these things, don't plan any picnics or bike rides? I don't get any tv reception or watch news so I'm just assuming they're talking about how Tropical Storm Irene could flatten lower Manhattan or whatever.

xxxp

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:02 (thirteen years ago) link

hurricanes are pretty unpredictable and they're pretty easy to prepare for

also the higher up you are, the safer you & your things are, so if you live an apt don't freak out

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

also don't park your car near any trees

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:03 (thirteen years ago) link

obv. don't "freak out," but this is a serious hurricane.

i'm saying this as a floridian whose seen hurricane katrina and wilma (both of which passed through/very near coral gables, where we live) and andrew (when i lived on kendall and 142nd; not the worst-hit area, obv., but an area hit very badly).

Daniel, Esq., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:04 (thirteen years ago) link

Well I mean if tree branches start coming through the glass windows, there's gonna be some clean-up, obviously. But we don't have storm shutters and like everyone else, I live in a rental, so I only have what my LL provided us with.

Also I'm scheduled to perform outdoors all day Saturday for a highland games on Long Island that's supposed to be held in a semi-wooded park. Would be willing to take bets on whether this goes ahead.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:06 (thirteen years ago) link

lol sarge come on...if this hits nyc as a category 2 it's gonna be a pretty big fuckin deal

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

if californians got to make fun of nyers and washingtonians for freaking out over a 2 second earthquake, do floridians get to make fun of the same ppl for freaking out over this hurricane?

floridians don't get to make fun of anyone for anything iirc

iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:07 (thirteen years ago) link

if you have a car and can leave it in a parking garage over the weekend, i'd make plans to do that

also if you don't have shutters you could, like, put masking tape across your windows -- or if you can get any access to plywood, that works

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

lol sarge come on...if this hits nyc as a category 2 it's gonna be a pretty big fuckin deal

― frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, August 24, 2011 5:07 PM (1 minute ago) Bookmark

oh i'm sure we'll hear all about it

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:08 (thirteen years ago) link

i totally cannot tell who is being lol fearmongering and who is serious itt

Kerm, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I wonder if I can find somewhere interesting to go watch the storm from. I like strong weather.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

I wish I had a porch.

arch midwestern housewife named (Laurel), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:11 (thirteen years ago) link

mother earth tryin to kick us off this bitch

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

lol hoos

markers, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

can anyone blame her for trying to wipe out DC?

J0rdan S., Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:14 (thirteen years ago) link

rly lookin fwd to rick warren makin implications about earthquakes followed by hurricanes hitting dc tho

*steens furiHOOSly* (BIG HOOS aka the steendriver), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:15 (thirteen years ago) link

i totally cannot tell who is being lol fearmongering and who is serious itt

― Kerm, Wednesday, August 24, 2011 5:11 PM (3 minutes ago)

your boy is worried about trees falling on his car/apartment, j0rdan is being all lol florida jaded, laurel seems to be trying to get herself killed

frogsb (k3vin k.), Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:17 (thirteen years ago) link

trees aren't gonna fall on your carpartment

iatee, Wednesday, 24 August 2011 21:18 (thirteen years ago) link

woohoo! I'm tempted to drive down for a $5 Astros game with free Altuve bobblehead

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 05:35 (two months ago) link

In America you have to check power outages on a hamburger app because the privately owned utilities are incompetent https://t.co/LP5ER3uhRj pic.twitter.com/vq2B2Ll3RT

— Ram Ranch Supervisor (@USA_Comrade) July 9, 2024

pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 13:50 (two months ago) link

True, although again I stress that screenshot from the WB app that's going around was made by someone who went crazy with the clone stamp tool in Photoshop. There are not that many Whataburgers here.

Houston metro area only has like 60, although DFW does in fact have the Whataburger density this Photoshop implies Houston does (100+)

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 17:56 (two months ago) link

I don't think that's an actual quote from that woman either.

pplains, Wednesday, 10 July 2024 18:05 (two months ago) link

that's a real woman?

the absence of bikes (f. hazel), Wednesday, 10 July 2024 20:27 (two months ago) link

I don't think this is a real message board

perpetually awkward, perennially unhappy (Neanderthal), Thursday, 11 July 2024 05:56 (two months ago) link

This op-ed by the Chronicle's Chris Tomlinson has been circulating on social media this morning.

CenterPoint Energy failed during Hurricane Beryl, but who will hold them accountable?

Someone needs to investigate CenterPoint Energy’s abject failure to maintain a grid capable of withstanding a category 1 hurricane. Unfortunately, after recent severe weather events, Texans cannot rely on those in power to reveal the truth, let alone find a solution.

Gov. Greg Abbott called on the Public Utility Commission of Texas to dig into why the Houston region has experienced multiple outages in recent years. “They should not be losing power,” Abbott told Bloomberg TV while in Asia, where he’s leading a trade delegation.

Electric transmission and distribution utility executives, including one from CenterPoint, briefed the PUC on Thursday morning, but commissioners didn’t ask any tough questions. Instead, they grasped for explanations that excused the utilities for widespread outages that have lasted for four days.

The PUC is supposed to represent Texas consumers, but the commissioners' coziness with the companies they are supposed to regulate betrayed the unlikeliness CenterPoint will suffer consequences for its atrocious performance in maintaining power lines and polls in the Energy Capital of the World.

Lt. Gov. Dan Patrick held a press conference Thursday. In his role as acting governor during a natural disaster, he was more focused on slamming Democrats and deflecting from his own failures than questioning why more than 1 million Texas homes and businesses will remain without power through Saturday.

Our public officials are unfazed by the millions of Texans suffering from this crony capitalism.

CenterPoint is a $19 billion, for-profit corporation granted a monopoly over a hundred years ago to manage and maintain the transmission and distribution of electricity across the Houston region. This regulated utility failed to deliver power to 85% of its customers during the height of a mild hurricane.

In a perfect world, the Public Utility Commission would have ensured CenterPoint maintained a grid resilient enough to withstand a stronger storm. Instead, elected officials are asking the wrong questions about the emergency response.

“I’ll tell you whether I’m satisfied or not when I have a full report of where their crews were, when they were asked to come in and how quickly they get power back. That will be the tale of the tape.” Patrick said earlier this week.

Wrong. The important question is, why did so many CenterPoint powerlines and poles snap so easily? Why wasn’t the grid built stronger, and why wasn’t vegetation cut away? These are CenterPoint’s primary responsibilities for which they receive a guaranteed profit from customer bills, and they didn’t fulfill them.

CenterPoint officials have stammered their responses.

“What we've seen now is more impact than what we originally thought that we were going to see,” Alyssia Oshodi, CenterPoint Director of Communications, told KHOU television.

CenterPoint had plenty of warnings. So is the problem shoddy maintenance work by CenterPoint subcontractors after the company trimmed 700 employees since 2020 to boost profits? Did the company cheap out on materials and engineering standards? Does the company believe blacking out 85% of its customers in a category 1 hurricane is acceptable?

Is the PUC allowing CenterPoint and other corporations to put profits ahead of people?

I suspect the answer is yes to all of these questions because that’s what happens when one political party runs the show for 26 years. Politicians get lazy when they think voters won’t hold them accountable. Incumbents prioritize making powerful corporations happy, a problem true of all political parties.

Investigative journalists are digging, but only someone with subpoena power can get to the emails, memos and data inside CenterPoint headquarters in Houston.

An attentive attorney general would have already sent a letter demanding the company preserve records. But Texas’s top law enforcement officer, Ken Paxton, is too busy sending fundraising emails promising vengeance on his enemies.

Following the 2021 blackouts, Gov. Greg Abbott promised an investigation and corrective action to fix the state’s primary electric grid. He proclaimed the problem solved that summer. Yet, within weeks, the Electric Reliability Council of Texas began declaring a series of emergencies, warning of possible blackouts. The grid is still broken.

Patrick and Paxton promised to investigate why the energy system failed during Winter Storm Uri. Those inquiries have yet to yield results, with lawmakers too busy defending oil and gas campaign donors who pocketed tens of billions of dollars in profit from Texans’ suffering.

Texas Republicans have bragged about the state’s low taxes, low regulations and pro-business environment since 1999, when they took control of every elected statewide office. They promised a deregulated electricity grid would produce inexpensive and reliable power, and it did for a while.

However, decades of underinvestment and a refusal to prepare for a harsher climate have left Texans vulnerable. Our current leaders are more interested in covering up their neglect than acknowledging the truth.

In addition, I'm seeing reports that many out of town linemen have arrived and are ready to go to work except Centerpoint is blocking them because they want to negotiate pay, nitpick accommodation reimbursements etc.

there will eventually come a day of reckoning with the tx gop for just generally being terrible but especially as the gulf coast is hit year after year with this shit and the state continues to dither

polyamerie "it's more than this 1 thing" (m bison), Friday, 12 July 2024 16:32 (two months ago) link

If they are ducking around on the mutual aid agreement, those areas will not only end up cut out of external utility assistance but will lose their current and future qualified workers to other states/utilities. It's not just the skilled people coming to aid - they bring all their home utility's trucks and parts and supplies when they travel to storm impacted areas. CenterPointe is truly cutting its own throat in addition to murdering its customer base if they are fucking around with mutual assistance.

Jaq, Friday, 12 July 2024 16:44 (two months ago) link

I mean, CenterPointe could roll their own Minnesota, Indiana, and Ohio equipment/crews down if they break out of assistance, leaving those areas short and not getting even close to filling the gap. Ugh.

I'm glad to be out of that industry and hate knowing how much needless suffering is happening because of greed and short-sighted corporate stupidity.

Jaq, Friday, 12 July 2024 16:54 (two months ago) link

And the people who get harassed and abused by proxy are always the poor linemen

rick beato meato manifesto (Neanderthal), Friday, 12 July 2024 17:40 (two months ago) link

three weeks pass...

This from hurricane.gov: local rainfall amounts along the Georgia and South Carolina up to 30 inches

just like Christopher Wray said (brownie), Sunday, 4 August 2024 22:25 (one month ago) link

*coast

just like Christopher Wray said (brownie), Sunday, 4 August 2024 22:25 (one month ago) link

yikes, stay safe folks, that is Hurricane Camille levels of downpour

I painted my teeth (sleeve), Sunday, 4 August 2024 22:32 (one month ago) link

I am in the path, and my lawn is flooded.

Christine Green Leafy Dragon Indigo, Sunday, 4 August 2024 22:48 (one month ago) link

!!!!

Be safe!

Marten Broadcloak, mild-mannered GOP congressman (Raymond Cummings), Sunday, 4 August 2024 22:50 (one month ago) link

I’m in Savannah but not in a flood zone. Stocked up on supplies, girded the ol’ loins and whatnot. My wife and younger daughter just got over covid and we’re all a little punchy from quarantining them and all of that shit. Today was when things were supposed to start getting back to normal and here we go!!! Sigh.

Cow_Art, Monday, 5 August 2024 01:51 (one month ago) link

Getting over rain in Sanibel.

the talented mr pimply (Alfred, Lord Sotosyn), Monday, 5 August 2024 02:20 (one month ago) link

Clearwater is still getting hit pretty good but I think the worst is past

epistantophus, Monday, 5 August 2024 02:41 (one month ago) link


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